Things I'd do if I were Eru (Note: You are entering the mind of a Hobbit. BEWARE!)

1: Introduce blackjack to the local elf population and see what happens

2: Have Pippin develop an acute addiction to mushrooms

3: Make HOBBITS immortal :D

4: Reunite Elrond and Celebrian (HAPPINESS!)

5: dye my hair red........

6: Turn Saruman into a two year old

7: Give Legolas an obsession with treasure!!!!

Eru...
 

...I would name my pet fish Uncle Jebediah
...I would descend on Mordor with a giant toothpick...[insert evil laugh here]
...I would rename Frodo "Raymond"
and finally...
I WOULD MAKE SOUP THE SUPREME RULER OF MIDDLE-EARTH!!!! (setting aside me, of course) Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!:D

I'm sorry, I'm having a sudden, weird, obsession with soup...hmmm...:confused: Of course, this does NOT affect my obsession with LOTR whatsoever!

Taa!
Siri"Eru-for-a-day"thheruwen

If I were Eru and wanted to have some fun with the Middle-earthlings.... and btw I have a twisted sense of humor...

-I'd bring Morgoth out of the Void and make him invincible
-I'd transform the orcs into men with superhuman fighting abilities
-I'd give Angband and Mordor modern weapons
-I'd make Denethor fireproof
-Just for kicks, I'd drop an open bottle of Clear Eyes onto the eye of sauron
-I'd call the fire department and have them put out the eye of sauron....
-I'd put Valinor back within reach of the world and make the defenses obsolete
-I'd give Sauron the Ring
-Or, I'd give MORGOTH the Ring :)
-thats all for now, dont wanna overdo it :)