.....Have to go to the nearest cliff and throw ourselves off.......My bad :(

I'll just post a scentance starter

Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for...

Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for... I am the screen writer of that movie

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like...

...the other half of you half as well as you would like!

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(I'm stealing this from the top of my current page...)

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are...

...known for often knowing your girlfriend's phone number.

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All you have to decide is...

All you have to decide is...

...which brand of ring polish to buy.

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Glordindel: Yet all the elves are willing...

to give to charity so why not you, Mr. Scrooge?

Frodo: Go not to the Elves for counsel...

...for the Keebler Elves are silly and preoccupied with their baking.

There are many powers in the world, for good or for evil. Some are...

...just cute little marshmellow peeps that turn into blood-sucking bunnies behind your back.

Merry: You shall have it! Give me that...

back! I changed my mind!

Sam: You ought to be ashamed...

...of yourself, tripping old ladies in the parking lot like that.

Gimli: The Orcs are behind...

The orcs are behind... door number 3!! I'm sorry Boromir, it seems you've lost.

Old fool! Why there is.....

Old fool! Why there is.....

a sale on that horse just at the next stable.


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Frodo: Tell me, Gildor, have you ever seen...

...a Hobbit uncloaked? 'Cause you're about to see one.

Galadriel: I will diminish...

into a Disney princess.

Grima: Then it is true...

My 1,111th post, apparently. (That's a lot of "1's")
 

...you are planning to give me one of those dreaded "baths." With soap, too!

Not all one sentence, but...
THEODEN: I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be...

noticed.

Gimli: "We should make lights..."

go on then off, on, then off again.


Gandalf: "Fool of a Took, next time....."

...make sure you KILL the blighter. He gave me a back wound because of you!!!!

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The Day has come!!! Behold...

Fool of a Took, next time
 

.....get the brand name, not the generic!!!

"Doors of Durin, Lord of____, speak ___ and ____"
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JAGUAR S-TYPE SPECIFICATIONS

"Doors or Durin,Lord of the dance,speak not and stamp those feet,damn you!


Legolas: "I will endure----,if I have your promise to......

I will endure your foul smell , if I have your promise to take a good bath when we make it to Rohan, Aragorn.

"We are no phantoms," said Aragorn, 'nor do your eyes cheat you. For indeed

A tribute to the phantom.
 

Side note: Elu Ancalime, that was very innovative! :)


...we have not undergone an ego augmentation.


Gurthang (the sword, that is): Yea, I will drink...

Gurthang (the sword, that is): Yea, I will drink...

prune juice at your recommendation in hopes of becomming regular.

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Niniel: And now your wisdom is vain, and you shall not...

have my last slice of pizza!!!

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Get thee gone and...

....And make me some sandiches Woman!

All are weary and very many have-------and we have all-------and that is ill to bear.

All are weary and very many have pulled an all-nighter and we have all searched tirelessly this year for the nano-ipod and that is ill to bear.

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Aragorn: A day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we....

Aragorn: A day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we....

slap our chests and sing ta-ran-ta-ra.

Sam: You're forgetting the great big...

Sam: You're forgetting the great big... ego of Ms. Galadriel!!

wasn't funny that way, Mr. Frodo. It was queer. All wrong, if it wasn't a dream. And you had best hear it. It was like this:.....

wasn't funny that way, Mr. Frodo. It was queer. All wrong, if it wasn't a dream. And you had best hear it. It was like this:.....

I saw the kaleidoscope of Sauron just like what you saw in the mirror of Galadriel. And it was in a crystal ball and talking to a cranky old man in a red cloak with long white hair.

Denethor: Do not take my...

Hobbit sized salt and pepper shakers!! Do you have any idea how long it took me to get those!?!? :eek: :mad:

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I have never been out of my own _____ before. And if I had known what the ________ was like, I don't think I should have had ____________ leave it.

I have never been out of my own village before. And if I had known what the gate-keeper was like, I don't think I should have had the inclination to leave it.

Treebeard: For there was a great inrush of....

Treebeard: For there was a great inrush of....

of pipeweed into these parts, our teenagers have gotten into much trouble because of it.


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Dori: You would have dropped him, if a goblin had suddenly...

Dori: You would have dropped him, if a goblin had suddenly...

broke into spontaneus singing like the good old times



Azog: I rule this...

Azog: I rule this...

can of beets.

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Agent Elrond: You're outnumbered, Aragorn, you need more...

tuna to appease those cats.

Behind us in the caves...

Behind us in the caves... is a singing fish.

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They will find the ring, and ...

use it to establish a New World Order.

We will eat you....

...And your Wee Doggy too! haha!


: You Must Send...

You Must Send... Ugluk a Christmas card.


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