The Barrowdowns:

- "Cram will be provided."

- "We advocate for pun control."

I don't get it.... :(

Cram: (n)

A small bread like substance, alike to Lembas, but made by men in Dale. Not as filling or wholesome as Lembas, but good for a long days march.

With that in mind,

The Barrow Downs:
Will soon overtake the Encyclopaedia of Arda as the standard repository for all Middle Earth Knowledge.

The Barrowdowns:
Welcome home.

The Barrow Downs:
"Well, I'm back..."

Hm... Perhaps that doesn’t really work...

Heres a few goofy ones...
the Barrowdowns:

- "Consider it a good thing we don't have bikini models!"

- "The explosions are seemingly unconsequential!"

- "Now with Karate-chop action!"

Maybe:

The Barrow-Downs:

Still logged in...

Random Titles are alot of PUN!!
 

The Barrow Downs

For those who are mentally there....(and quite possible those who physically aren't )

The Barrow-Downs:

MWA HA HA!!!

The Barrow Downs: Stuff a Social Life, don't even have to get off the couch!
The Barrow Downs: C'mon Tolkien fans, if you like the book THAT much you might as well be dead!
The Barrow Downs: MONEY! GIRLS! POWER! Now that I've got your attention, join the downs! :D

Okay, this one might be pretty cryptic, but I'm sure y'all will get it after putting some inker in your tinker:

The Barrowdowns:
"At least three of us are willing to show you the ropes at any one time."

OR

The Barrow Downs:
MONEY! GIRLS! POWER! You'll need to forget about these if you join the Downs. :p

OR even...

The Barrow Downs:
Where even the Mountains gain wheels.

The Barrow-Downs:
Please don't feed the Goomba(s)!

:p ;)

*In Gollum voice* Then we must starve, my precious! :p

The Barrow Downs:
Where http://forum.barrowdowns.com/ubb/icons/icon7.gif is all that matters.

The Barrow Dpwns:

Are you game?

Or are you the hunter?
*Howl*

The Barrowdowns:
The reason Malbeth wears sunglasses.

There's something gamey in the state of Downsmark
 

I think mine actually allowed for that as well. ;)

The Barrow-Downs: More slogans than you know what to do with.

The Barrow-Downs: Tolkien Uncloaked. (I couldn't resist. *ducks*)

The Barrow-Downs: Sleep Under Stone (actually, that looks more like a hotel ad).

The Barrow-Downs: Geekier than D&D in the best way possible.

The Barrow-Downs: Now with Wereorcs!

The Barrow-Downs: 'Till Death Do Us Part.

The Barrow-Downs: Where Even Balrogs Fly (Sometimes).

To 'Downs or not to 'Downs? That is not a question.

Random Titles get intelligent....
 

A spin-off:

The Barrow Downs :
You'll need wit a lot larger than a mustard seed to move these mountains!

I dunno, it might actually disourage a certain faction of people from joining the Downs.....

Check out this site - http://www.sloganizer.net/en/

It came up with such gems as:

Bigger. Better. The Barrow-Downs.

The Barrow-Downs - today and tomorrow.

The Barrow-Downs groove.

Be alive with The Barrow-Downs.

Feel it - The Barrow-Downs!

The Barrow-Downs is my passion.

I love The Barrow-Downs.

The Barrow-Downs takes good care of you.
Wow, it's like they're reading my mind!

And also -

Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King - now!

I lost weight with Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King. <(LOL!)

Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco Kingtastic!

Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King - as good as it gets!

Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King - One name. One legend.

Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King is our middle name.
Not as puntastic as some of you guys's great slogans...but quite an addictive site nonetheless.

What a fitness video that would be! :D Someone on here really should produce it, you could make a fortune!

Oughtn't it be "Be dead with the Barrow-Downs?"

Waaaaay ahead of you there...well, on everything but the 'fortune' part. :(

Ooh, and -

Very simply:

The Barrow Downs:
http://forum.barrowdowns.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

The Barrow-Downs:
Where we'll move mountains just to see you :eek:

Ooh, just thought of another one-

Random Titles Spin Off
 

A little twist:

It's only a website if you're not special enough to appreciate it.

Random Title Crossover???!!! (Run for your lives!!)
 

"The Barrowdowns: We're not evil. We're Evilish. BIG DIFFERENCE!!"

Note: Partly (fine mostly) inspired by the Villian Quiz threads and the werewolf/cat movement in this forum.

The Barrow-Downs:
Where little yellow boots mean big, big prizes!
OR
The Barrow-Downs:
Just a few green boxes from infamy!(spl?)

The Barrow-Downs:
An unsafe place in a safe world!!

The Barrow Downs:
The Only Website visible from space.

Random Title #578
 

Barrow Downs: "Where pun-stars are born"

Had no idea we were located in Asia. ;)

Well, Morai the pedantic...
 

Well, it's always in the centre, no matter where you look. That was just the coolest Earth Picture I could find. ;)

Anyway...

The Barrow Downs:

High on Tolkien. http://forum.barrowdowns.com/ubb/icons/icon9.gif

The Barrowdowns:
Allows the insanity out!

The Barrowdowns:

- "Open to all rots of life."

- "Celebrating six years of unclad Maiar."

- "Home of the sharpest pointlessness on the internet!"

- "...and you thought WoW was addictive..."

Kenya believe it?
 

Where can you see the phantom? Only at Barrowdowns

Come to Barrowdowns, we've got the phantom

Barrowdowns, where the phantom is, and the goomba

Barrowdowns, the only place for holy crap. the phantom! tours.

Though I suppose it could be this as well:

Where can you see Werewolves? Only at the Barrowdowns...

The Barrow Downs:
Consider your sanity ruined.

OR

The Barrow Downs:
Dead to the World... Quite literally.

Or even:

Where Arrows and Bows become Barrow Downs.

The Barrowdowns:

- "If you want to get a life, you're missing the entire point."

- "Rocking out on the water table!"

- "6 feet or bust!"