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With help of her pets, of course!;)
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Like this:
Goose1:Glaurung,there's gold under that cliff! Glaurung:Show me! (Glaurung and Goose come under the cliff.Lalaith and other Goose are standing on that same cliff.They push large rock together...and Goodbye trouble.);) |
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Not only that, it requires Lalaith and the geese to be much stronger than they possibly could be. We're talking biiiiig rock here. |
I...won't...give...up
But do you know that geese were Glaurung's friends before they discovered that Lalaith was better one to follow? He's gotta trust them!:D |
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Ok,you made me seriously angry, so her's my effort:
(Lalaith is sitting on ground, stroking two geese affectionately.) Lalaith(concerned):What shall we do now? Water and rock trick failed.... Goose1(sighs):I do not know. Goose2:I've got an idea! Lalaith:What is it? (Goose2 leanes towards Lalaith and whispers something in her ear.) Lalaith:You know what? It just might work! Goose2 approaches Glaurung. Goose2:You know what!You're a sucker! Glaurung:No,I'm not! Goose2:I say you are! (Lalaith sneaks up to them and rips Glaurung's backbone out) |
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Yet another plan that relies on Glaurung being ridiculously stupid and Lalaith having superhuman strength.:rolleyes: Sorry, Urwen. Rejected. |
Look you!I've got a super maniac plan now and if you reject it,I'll trap you in a sack!
Here it is: (In a tavern,Lalaith and geese are sitting around the table,munching) Lalaith:Have you got any other idea? Goose1:Lemme think...Aha! (An hour later,in Nargothrond,Lalaith and geese have Mim the dwarf tied up.) Lalaith:Glaurung likes this treasure.Curse it! Goose1:Or I'll rip your throat out! Mim:I curse this treasure.... (Lalaith kills Mim and walks calmly out of Nargothrond, followed by geese.They rerurn to tavern and have a nice nap...) I can't think of anything else...for now! |
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Another point: Lalaith does not seem to mind blood at all, but I do. Could you tone down the "rip out the backbone" and such like? Please?:o |
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Actually, if I squint really hard I can sort of discern a hazy glimmer of meaning– that Lalaith and her geese somehow transport the treasures of Nargothrond somewhere in order to induce Glaurung to do something, and that she had to somehow kill Mîm to do so.
But that absolutely and definitely won't work. By that point in the story, everyone was dead except Mîm, Húrin and Morwen. All over bar the shouting. |
I thought you liked her?:confused:
Of course I like her! I named myself after her!;) |
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Her original name is Urwen.;)
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Nerwen asked.:D
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Nope. Not the same situation at all. REJECTED. Please try again. |
So let's just review these "Lalaith Saves The World And Lives Happily Ever After" scenarios of yours shall we, Urwen?
1. Lalaith saves Niniel from Glaurung by distracting her. REJECTED. 2. Lalaith drugs Glaurung. REJECTED. 3. Lalaith proves she didn't kill the butterfly. REJECTED. 4. Lalaith double-crosses Morgoth at Dagor Dagorath. REJECTED. Twice. 5. Lalaith gets Beleg to marry her. REJECTED. 7. Lalaith kills Glaurung "in a second". Somehow. REJECTED. 8. Lalaith kills Glaurung by dropping a rock on his head. REJECTED. 9. Lalaith rips Glaurung's backbone out with her bare hands. REJECTED. 10. Lalaith plunders Nargothrond and uses the proceeds to change the past. Or something. Somehow. REJECTED. SCORE: 0 OUT OF 10. Pending: Lalaith puts lizard into Morgoth's cushion. For some reason. Lalaith persudes Niniel to marry Brandir instead of Turin. Lalaith sails into the West with Beleg, Turin, Niniel, Brandir and the geese. I'm really looking forward to seeing you tackle that last one.;) |
Tell you what, though, I'm in a generous mood. You can have another shot at 5., Urwen, provided you clear up how old Lalaith is meant to be at the time. (As in, not three, I hope.)
I mean, we don't know if Beleg was married already, and he was certainly a sucker for punishment... Over to you. |
Note that this particular project has two parts: first, of course, Lalaith has to prevent Turin from killing Beleg. I mean, she can't very well marry him if he's dead.
Think you're up to that? |
This has turned hilarious! Even though I have no clue what it's about...
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All right.Here's another one:
(Lalaith is 23 now. And she is taking another try at destroying ovegrown thing.Geese support her,as always.) Goose1:You know,twenty years passed.We should be smarter now. Goose2:Agreed. Lalaith:And when this is all over we shall go to Valinor. (Lalaith and geese descend from pass above Nen Lalaith) To be continued... This is only the first part.More are to come.What doth thou think? |
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And you were planning to have Beleg marry a toddler? Interesting. Quote:
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And as for the reason for putting lizard in Morgoth's cushion-well,he killed her(or at least,planned to).He deserves sort of payback,don't you think?;)
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And congrats on your 100th post. :) |
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*a chat skwerl peeks around the corner* "This I will say to you: your thread stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and it will close..." (This thread really does belong in Mirth, but since the moderator there shifted the responsibility back to me, I'm keeping an eye - both, as often as I can spare them - on the posts. Please remember to avoid too much chattiness, as it creates the impression of going off-topic. Thanks!) |
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Very well. She means to annoy him. Now as, we know, Morgoth doesn't respond well to being even slightly annoyed. Remember what he did when Feanor slammed the door in his face? Or when Lalaith's own father told him a few home truths? Or when Maedhros– ...Maedhros... –Wait a moment... that sounds familiar... Tell me, Urwen, if Morgoth retaliates for the lizard incident by murdering yet more innocent people, will that mean Lalaith is the real killer? |
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Now I'm confused.:confused: Come on, Urwen, 'fess up. You've been trolling us all the whole time, haven't you? :D |
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