I saw this in the chat, and immediately thought of Mer [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

She was speaking of a teacher no one recommended she take classes with but she thought she could handle.
I think maybe she shouldn't bare herself to this teacher, but that's just me. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ April 07, 2003: Message edited by: Susan Delgado ]

Here are a few Gayahithwen and I found on the chat;

{Princess_Fairy} The forum no! My sister does but why would I post on some stupid forum waist my time like that!

{Princess_Fairy} Well then if we are aloud to speak other languages then let it be! (then she goes on to say something in another language..)

{OrangePaintCan} You are not aloud to speak other language but what i wrote were a book title

(Next two are talking about the Nazgul)

{Morarwen} no there SSSSSSSUPER cool
{Morarwen} There undead

Seems we also have some grammar problems [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] And you also have to love some of the names they use.

~The Lady Aerowen

[ April 05, 2003: Message edited by: TheLadyAerowen ]

Is your music all tied up??

Well, I know some people think that Aragorn's hot, but I didn't know he was that hot ...

Yes, I heard that's the hobbits' preferred taste, though I think the elves like April ham better. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Yeah, sometimes it would be nice to have slower weather! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

One from the quiz room: Very overused, and not funny, but it turns up so very often that it needs an occasional mention.

And another: Is there a guild for cages? Demand fair wages!

Sophia

[ April 16, 2003: Message edited by: Sophia the Thunder Mistress ]

Hmm, I'm sure I've been guilty of that one a few times. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Apologies to the person who posted this one, but it amused me:

He must have been a very noisy Maia, then. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Really? I'm pretty sure there are a few on this site...

Fish anyone?

And another:
[ April 25, 2003: Message edited by: Sophia the Thunder Mistress ]

Now that is vile.

"lol can't say i've attemped that feet"

Yes, feet are dangerous objects, one is advised against attempting them.

I'm just so giddy that I posted. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Thanks guys, for keeping this thread(my only half decent contribution to the forum) alive, and my obession continuing, even if i don't log into the forum for 10 months. May you be forever picky of grammar!

She said it softly, pulling a large beet from behind her back [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I see...

Now, I don't really see what his teeth have to do with a bight...unless they're to be straightened by being attached to a string and a doorknob!

[ May 06, 2003: Message edited by: Susan Delgado ]

Ah, the joys of forum reading again! Here are my newest discoveries: Where would you take it and isn't it a bit difficult to transport? no comment

Don't we wish more people did?!
I do hope they were waterproof!

[ June 09, 2003: Message edited by: Estelyn Telcontar ]

Not sure if this fits here, it's from the chatroom... Rather common mistake, just posted it anyway [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

~Menelien

As Belin Ibaimendi said, how can it be Noble and Mid-evil at the same time?
Trying to make it thinner in the middle??

[ June 11, 2003: Message edited by: Estelyn Telcontar ]

This wasn't a typo or a homophone, but it's closer to a homophone than a typo, methinks, so I shall put it here.

Here comes the corpse, all dressed in formaldehyde...

I do love spotting homophones - here's another irresistable one! Rather confusing - is the author or director a depressive pilot??

Here's a gem:

I don't know if this is possible, even if we all pitch in [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img].

Sophia

...and yet another variation on a popular theme:

Sense when have you ever made scents?

Or even cents... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Peace

Pardon? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~Menelien

From the 'Crazy Captions (Again)' thread. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Peace

And where would you keep it if you could?

But I don't even know you!!

As long as it isn't "butt" bare...

This isn't a typo or a homophone really, but closer, I think to homophone [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img].
What does orange smell like? I bet it's 'orrid, whatever it is...

Sophia

[Edit: Aah, great minds, Esty! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ]

[ July 02, 2003: Message edited by: Sophia the Thunder Mistress ]

ORANGE STINK! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] Where is this orange stink! I missed that! (but I want it!) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Ummm, is that where the hybrids come from??

What was I thinking?

What a negative attitude! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

This homophone has showed up before, but I do like this context! How true - almost Freudian!

Well I've heard of men of straw, but horses of bread?!!? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Probably Mordor had an unsuitable climate for grain so they used horse as bread...

This is called stabbing people in the back. I feel like such a traitor... [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

[ September 20, 2003: Message edited by: Evisse the Blue ]

An oldie, but a goldie - always welcome when it resurfaces:

Gosh, these newbies are certainly not backward at coming forward. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ October 19, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]

Well, Saucy, at least they invite us to join them. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] They're quite polite.
Peace

And yet another variation on that theme: I thought he kept it hidden?