hmm, it'd probably be all the old orcs, complaining ie:
call this a siege? back in my day we didn't have fancy gunpowder stuff to blow open a huge hole in the walls. We had to climb up it using only a small toothpick, which u'd then go on to use to kill half the men/elves with, before breaking it in half and so having to use a spoon. The younger generation today are only interested in how cool they look in their armour, we managed with just plain old steel in my day..why i once took out half a garison using only my breastplate......and so on...

Remeniscent orcs... And I bet they'd go on about having to walk to a siege, in a blizzard, uphill both ways, too... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Wow, page 3!!! I'm stunned here. Thanks all of you for contributing! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

Random orc #1: Dude, where's my sword?
Random orc #2: Where's your sword dude?
Random orc #1: Dude! Where is my sword?
Random orc #2: Where's your sword dude?

Etc, etc. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

* Wondering where their names will show on the End Credits--and how small the font will be. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

* Thanking Morgoth that those infernal trees don't appear mysteriously at their rear like they do in the book.

* Rearguard Orc #21 actually has a muttered line, though it was lost in an overdubbed horn-blast: 'If I hear, "If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes" one more time...!'

* 'Anyone know if this is the line for Siege Ladder 48?'

* Orc Sergeant Ufzag the Stutterer, to his squad: 'Alright, you rat-dung! I have good news and I have bad news!'

Ishkûl the Ripper: 'What's the good news, your fearsomeness?'

Sgt Ufzag: 'The good news is we all get a change of underwear after this battle.'

(Assorted cat-calls, groans, and bodily noises are heard.)

Urkgob the Ungainly: 'And what may be the bad news, you most mud-and-slime-covered-one?'

Sgt Ufzag: 'The bad news is: Ishkûl, you change with Urkgob, and Globlakh, you change with Wazwûsh, ....'

elfearz, Would these be British comedy-troupe orcs? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Esgallhugwen said, Orc2: Oh, wise guy? *bonks Orc1 on nose*

The Three Stooges of the White Hand
Orc 1 = Skarhâk (Larry)
Orc 2 = Ugurk (Moe)
Orc 3 = Azrukh (Curly)

They're singing in the rain, just singing in the rain...

Or some of them are trying to be the Rockets and keep kicking the other Orcs in front. A typical dance routine would sound something like this;

Orc dance leader: One and two and kick.
Other Orcs: One and two and kick!
Random Orc archer in front: Hey! Watch it you guys! I just missed Legolas's head! Now I have to relode, aim again, and he'll have moved!