How many people have used the "If you go down the pub then you might get Legolas" one? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Sorry for being repetetive.

Now for a really dodgy/cheesy one,
"When I grow up my parents want me to Marry a doc................ter!
Get it.....did ya get it?..........Didn't think so...... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I got it. That was pretty good!

Arwen't we all getting a little carried away here?
Don't mind me, I'll just Bree going

P.S This is actually me, pippin_took0, not Nevtalathiel using my account. Just thought I'd let you know [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Before you go, you'll have to pay a FEA.

Reading Tolkien is a Novel concept!

that one was used before on this thread. so was the only one i could think of: "Here's a Tolkien of my love"

Here is my first attempt:
That Rosie's stunning, but look at this Lady's Fingol!(flowers, yeah...)

[ June 28, 2002: Message edited by: Rose, the youngest ]

Ooh! Ooh! I have another one!

Which King is which?

These puns are great, but it is almost too much to Beren!

heh, don't make a hobbit of it
be careful it's hobbit forming...

I 'spose I could wolf down another knuckle sandwich
(in reference to the great wolf who ate Beren's Hand)

Sauron: do I hear someone ringing?
I have my eye on you!

Gandalf: Hi ho silver?

That's kinda like one of mine- Can I have a bathroom Tolkien please?

Skinny Gandalf: You cannot pass. I am the weilder of the flame of Anorexia.

"Don't mind me, I'll just Bree going." I like that one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] All of these are good actually. Let me see if I try some now. They won't be good though!!!!

I hadn't had a decent Melian a couple of weeks.
Get it...meal in-Melian.. I told you they wouldn't be good!

I'm not that creative, unfortunately, but I enjoyed reading your post immensely!

Sorry I seem to have lothed my keys...I would be GalADriel if you could help me find them...

[ July 12, 2002: Message edited by: Eol ]

"Merry" Christmas!!! (groan)

Shire and Shire alike!!!

HA HA HA! Yes, I do know these were really, really bad!!!

For some reason, I can't stop laughing at these puns.

"Is it okay if I use you as a pippin cushion?"

"Sure, just frodon't (I know, I said that pun before) hurt me badly."

"Row, Row, Rohan your boat..."

Hmm.. that's all I can think of for now.

[ July 15, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ]

Okay, one last pun:

Lorien kids! Because we're worth it too!

ok u guys are so good at this so dont make fun of me cuz i suck [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] so here is my horrible attempt....

oh no i left the food out last night and now theres ents all over it!

i want my ring back Bifur i get mad!

Bree is my favorite type of cheese (heh-heh..k that was dumb)

yes i'll have a cup of Dale please

didnt Elvish (Elvis) die Durin the 1980s?

respect your Eldars (that didnt suck too bad)

[ July 19, 2002: Message edited by: ElfEarz ]

Those were pretty good, ElfEarz. Keep it up! Also, I'm annoyed because there are Elvis at Helm's Deep.

lol, thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. lets see if i can think of anymore....

Bifur you can pass you have to pay the troll

a kids TV-show "Rollie Pollie Oliphaunts"

a song "i found my thrill, on Ravenhill" (bahahahaha so stupid its funny)

I can't think of any more, im just not creative in the morning hehe [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

I demand more puns!

Asfaloth I know... (As for as)

Instead of skinning coneys, we Barahir. (bare a hare)

Last I heard, he's Dwalin in the Shire. (dwelling)

Baseball has how many Entings?(Ennings)

He's worth a Guthlaf. (good laugh)

Rogain lost it's touch? Try the Heru-brand! We'll Roheryn.

She has a Puddifoot. (pretty foot)


these are steadily getting worse, so i will have to stop now.

Could you Teleri (tell) me where we are going?

We will get in our Vanyar (van) so we can drive to store.

((I had gotten this idea from a conversation in the chat room about elves...))

Lol u guys are funny. hmmm lets see if i can think of any....

I can't get my mutton undone (button)

hmmm wow that was alot

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

This is a strange Region to me. (Region is some ME place, forgot where it is...)

this board is getting crowded...anyone mind if i make a new one. cuz i really enjoy this [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

The other day I was searching through my book shelves, when I came along these two books:

The Phantom Trollbooth

And....

The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and Huckleberry Fingolfin

I tried to read them, but they fell apart. So, I decided to get a ham Gamwich. My friend was there at the time. He was eating a turkey Samwich(I know, that pun was done before).

OK OK, I've waited to weigh in on this one until I had a good one, and now I've got it.

Q: Why was Huan sad?
A: Because he was Melian-collie!

(grins, ducks, and runs away at top speed)

Good one, Thenamir! Melian-collie... melancholy...


Galadrie1: Yes, indeed it was I who was the annoying Punster.

[ September 13, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ]

Oooh, Thena, that was a good one! I also liked: heehee... Hey, Fifth, was it you in the chat room a while back who wouldn't stop saying puns, so everyone put you on their Ignore list? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

You guys have posted some pretty good ones! I hope my contributions are enjoyed...

...If there were a Beren Doriath it'd be Cirdan to eat an Elf. To stop that bear, any Thingol do.

This goes to a part of Garbages' "Cherry Lips":
Goldberry go go
We're right behind you
Goldberry go go
Yeah, we're looking at you
Goldberry go go
Oh ,we're right behind you
Goldberry Goldberry
Yeah, we're right behind you
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Coctailparty gossip in the middle-earth, reported by Arwen, evening star:

"...Galadriel has caught Saurons eye."

"Well that match does have nice ring to it..."

"...Gandalf, he's such a grey type"

"But Sarumans has got breeding..."

I have enjoyed reading these! They were GREAT! I have a few groaners to add to the mix:

How does Galadriel keep her youthful looks? She uses Oil of Olwe!

The Songs of Elvish Prestly:
Helmsdeep Hotel
Love Me Timber
Don't Be Reuel
Viva Loss-arnach

(Sorry! I know those were pretty weak! Does anybody have any more?)

how bout "Return to Sindar"

Goodness me, what are you all Tolkein about?
I ate an apple and now there's a Pippin my teeth!

ooh I've thought of another one!
"Please put your Bag Ends in the ash tray provided"

Well, I had an interesting trip this year.

First, I flew a plane towards Cape Horn of Gondor. Then I flew towards South Orc-ney Island. Then I flew all the way to Cape Eowyn, Australia, and then stayed there for a couple of weeks. Then I flew back to my barrow in California.

Hee hee, I think that all of my ideas have already been done, but here goes Luthien!

Wow! How did Mith get to there so fast? Mith-ran-dir. (Mith ran there)

Beren the Ring is such a pain.

Elf-magic huh? What a Boro-mir. (Bore of a mirror.)

Silmarillion toast!(cinnamon)