Wow...someone's got an imagination! Well, all this time not posting in this enjoyable thread and I find that this is all I can come up with...

Gollum's off huntin'
my master's asleep
If Stinker dosen't get back soon
he'll be in trouble deep.
If I had taters, onions
(and Stinker would get here faster)
I would have a dainty dish
to set before my master.

(c)Stacey Uffelman (aka Samwise) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

(Gandalf to Gwaihir)

Orodruin is falling down, falling down, falling down,
Orodruin is falling down, my fair eagle.
Get the hobbits and bring them back, bring them back, bring them back,
Get the hobbits and bring them back, my fair eagle.