Gimli- tosseddwarf@donttelltheelf.com
Aragorn- dwarftosser@helm.dp
Denethor- dieintheflame@imhot.com
Barliman- needreminder@pony.inn
Elladan and Elrohir- elveswithnastysis@rivendell.com
Minas Tirith- governbymadman@minastirith.gov
Manwe: im_all_powerful_dude@valar.com
Varda: starry_shiny_surprise_queen@valar.com
Ulmo: sea_monsters@valar.com
Nienna: im_always_sad@valar.com
Eru: dont_mess_with_me@erusongs.com
Lorien: trees_are_mine@forest.com
Yavanna: green_fingers@gardningworld.com

Bill the Pony - findmyownwayindeed@lost_and_found.org

Sackville-Bagginses - secretumbrellas@s_p_o_o_n_s.com

[ October 28, 2003: Message edited by: Vladivos the Rider ]

Sam- gardenboy_03@hobbiton.net

Frodo- Ring_pimp@hobbiton.net

Elrond- giddaway_from_Arwen@overprotective.org

Pippin- shroom_luva@hobbiton.net

Merry- yella_fella@hobbiton.net

Gaffer- old_fogy@geriatrics.org

Arwen- arrys_hoe@rivendell.gov

Aragorn- heir_o_gondor@rangersanonymous.org

Gollum/Sméagol- my_precious@mistymnts.com

Denethor- up_n_flamez@minastirith.gov

Boromir- disco_papa@minastirith.gov

Faramir- ME_robin_hood@minastirith.gov

How are they?

[ October 28, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

Here are a few more:

Galadriel- tele_chick@lorien.gov

Celeborn- smoke_n_sum@lorien.gov

Grima- thazza_lie@meduseld.gov

Sauron- I_m_da_masta@ordruin.gov

Éomer- 3rd_marshal_hottie@meduseld.gov

Éowyn- shield_sweetie@meduseld.gov

Théoden- eorlz_heir@meduseld.gov

[ October 28, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Those were good!

Aragorn - Kingofreunitedkingdom@gondor.com
Smaug:dragons_treasure_evil_dwarves_doom_bilbo@ere bor.net
Sauron: i_am_watching_you@bigbrother.co.uk
Galadriel: queen@ringlust.lor
Celeborn: shutup@suppressedhusbands.com

I got one for Legolas:

Inance@nancingelves.nance


~~~~~~~~~~

no offense to Leggy-lovers

[ November 01, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

Frodo: souldevouringhair@rings.me
Sam: po-ta-toes@hate.gol
Pippin: toomuchlembas@burp.lo
Merry: notmuch2do@hairy.ft
Boromir: Imcorruptable@dead.go
Aragorn: ilovearwen@greasy.hair
Gandalf: ydidntirun@stupid.me
Legolas: ohsowonderful@prince.mi
Gimli: thatonesmine@shooting.orc
Faramir: imnicereally@fall.go
Eowen: islayedthewitchking@which.king
Denethor: imapyromaniac@burn.me
Theoden: mysonsdead@old.me
Grima: imugly@minions.us
Saruman: ineedamanicure@myring.me
Gollum: stupidfathobbitses@myprecious.co.uk

And I think I'll stop there...

Ted Sandyman - blastthatdreamingfoolofagamgee@helprebuildthemillm akeataxdeductabledonationtoday.org

Now try and read that! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Iarwain

Frodo:

myhairisdevouringmysoul@helpme.com

Shadowfax; shadow_faxingmachines@suspectcommunications.org

Legolas ~ pretty_greenleaf@mirkwood.net
Gimli~ betterthantheelf@dwarvesrule.com
Barliman~ hobbitsizerooms@prancingpony.org
Pippin~ theintelligentone@shire.net

Gandalf- idied@khazaddum.net

LoL :D

Legolas: imblondeandbeautiful@imsopretty.com

Tom Bombadil: imtoostupidtobeinthemovie@ringadingdillo.net

WRONG!!! :D


Legolas: hot_elfboy69@vanity.ca

(Yes, I've actually seen a hot_elfboy, just not the @vanity)

WitchKing- stupidgirl@pellenor.fld

Frodo- ihatethering@myprecious.ca

Sam- taters@notpotatos.com

Gollum- wesawantsthe_precious@killnastyelves.org

Elrond- donteventhinkitaragorn@arwenismine.com

Aragorn- i_will_never_bath@noarwenismine.net

Gandalf- followyournose@youshallnotpass.com

Pippin- i_am_not_a_fool@secondbreakfast.org

Merry- its_a_conspiracy@somethinorsomeone.net (yeah, ripoff on my email addy...)

Sauron- iampowerful@disimbodiedeye.com

Galadriel- lookintomyeyes@telepathyusersunite.ca

Celeborn- ifonlyiwasevil@ihadtwolines.org

Saruman- joinwiththematrixersauron@bowlingisfun.net

Denethor- iwantalightsaber@flamethrowers.com

Eowyn- aragorniscute@arwencan'thavehim.net

Arwen- eowynshalldye@imgoingtodiehere.org

Boromir- i'm_the_best@pincusions.net

Faramir- totaketheringornottotakethering@ringlusters.ca


Sorry, I wrote many of these ages ago, and finally found an opportuninty to use them. Sorry if others had them already, but I didn't have time to read them all...

-Eowyn Skywalker

Elrond- funkyeyebrowdaddy@dont_touch_arwen.com

Boromir- human_pincushion@amonhen.ded

Faramir- notthefavorite@abusedchildren.gov

Gimli- not_the_beard@moria.axe[/email]

Ugluk- i_command@uruk.net[/email]

Um... that's all for now.
~MAEG

Heres some:

Gandalf~ u_shall_not_pass@servantofthesecretfire.anar
Frodo~ i_need_a_map@emynmuil.lost
Bombadil~ song_boy@againsttheportraylofmyselfinthemovie.grr
Celeborn~ gandalf_would_have_talked_to_me_more@[color=#cc9900]againsttheportraylofmyselfinthemovie.grr[/color]
Isildur~ its_all_my_fault@gondor.gov
Beren~ one_lucky_punk@tolgalen.mortal
Luthien~ he'd_better_not_snore@tolgalen.mortal
Fingolfin~ i_was_just_delivering_a_pizza@hallsofmandos.dead
Morgoth~ bored_out_of_my_head@void.doomed

Well, there's a few minutes wasted in the name of mirth.

Might as well try my hand...err..fingers,

Alatar and Pallando: wereleftout@bluewizards.ded
Smaug: breathdeathwingshurricane@lonelymt.ded
Glauring: putaspellonjoo@dragondad.ded
Turin Turambar: masterofdoom@doommastered.sil
Cirdan: shipwrightsarealwaysright@greyhavens.el
Elrond: skepticdaddy@imladrisdude.el
Arwen: evenstarever@estellover.el
Gimli: elffriendorcchopper@moria.dw
Legolas: notfangirlattractive@notreallyblond.el
Thorin: kingunderthemountain@oakenshield.ded
Boromir: discokingpapasboy@gondorhorn.ded
Finduilas: diedyoung@motheroftwo.gov
Imrahil: dolamrothroxxors@lossarnach.gov
Grima: faithfullackey@tongueofworm.ro