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It was fun indeed!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
[In the Shire, when the Nazgūl's are looking for the hobbits. One of them is sitting on his horse, trying to decide which way to go. Then he rides in the opposite direction.] Frodo:*And he is supposed to sense the ring? Yeah, right..... I was always a bit annoyed about how bone-headed a Nazgūl could get! |
Ok, here i spout off my lame jokes.
When a fellowship thinks... Legolas: "Will i ever find true love?" ( Wakes up from his day dreaming, looks around, realizes he's in a fellowship with: dirty haired men, smelly hobbits, a grimey dwarf,and a wizard who hasn't bathed for ages.) " Well, i guess it's only me and you Herbal Essance..." Boromir: "Wow, that's ring's pretty shinny... And, Oh my Gosh! I almost forgot! Dad's birthday is only a week away! And that ring could make-up for all the times i embassed him in front of everyone by wearing my mustard-yellow leaszer suit! |
At the start of TTT when Saruman is talking to the Woses or Dunlendings or whoever he was thinking this: "Why did I ever take up with such losers?"
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Faramir: *Maybe if I dye my hair black, that hot blond girl will notice me...*
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Legolas; "Jeez im gorgeous!"
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Arwen: Do you remember when we first met?
Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a dream. *I hope she doesn't remember that I was drunk [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] * Arwen: Long years have passed You do not have the cares you carry now. Arwen: Do you remember what I told you? *You need to wash your hair!!!* |
In ROTK when Gimli says to Legolas, I never thought I'd die standing next to an elf, and Legolas replies how about a friend, Gimli was really thinking, a friend hu? i should go stand next to Aragorn instead...
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Heh, that's a good one.
In RotK, when Legolas cuts off the platform on the elephant and then kills the elephant: Gimli: "That still only counts as one!!!" *really thinking: "Show-off; that pretty-boy elf better watch his back, or he'll be number 72!!"* |
Pippin [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]after he gets hit in the head with an apple in FOTR)"Ooch, that was an eye opener."
Merry:I didn't know I was related to an apple.The dictionary says so." (A pippin is a dessert apple in the dictionary) |
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