LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Way too funny you guys!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Legolas-not noticing something before the rest of the Fellowship. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
One Ring-hitting on Nenya (Galadriel's ring, for those of you that don't know) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Balrog-when his sword is broken by Gandalf he starts to cry like a little girl.
Orcs at Helm's Deep-the orcs standing in the back start whining that they can't see.

I'll think of more....

Legolas having to wear glasses after one of his contacts goes missing (so much for the long-sighted elves...)
Aragorn playing with Arwen's old Barbie dolls (embarassing for all involved)
Treebeard, after being asked "Wanna go out for lunch?", answering "Ok." without thinking about it.

Gollum- mistaking a plastic ring for the One Ring and calling it his precioussss
Legolas- getting a headache
Legolas (again)- getting stuck in the snow
Rosie- dating or flirting with the "idiot" from the Green Dragon (from the Special Edition DVD)
Legolas (yes, again)- responding to the letters from his fangirls, telling them how much he appreciates them

Legolas with bed-head
Hehehe! Me is bored!

Hee hee, you guys are good! How about this:

Peter Jackson: Reading the whole trilogy of LotR and actually ENJOYING it.

Gollum: Selling the One Ring to Bilbo for Sting and a fish.

Gimli: Gazing adoringly at a picture of Galadriel posted on his bedroom wall.

Aragorn and Eowyn: Snuggling up to each other in front of a fire with a bottle of champange.

Gandalf: Attending a Chain-smokers Anonymus self-help group.

Arwen: Throwing darts at a picture of Aragorn.

Elrond: Posing in front of his bedroom mirror in sunglasses and a trenchcoat.

Sam: Mowing down a field of wildflowers.

Gimli: Watching Titanic and sobbing his heart out.

Legolas: Losing in an archery contest to Pippin.

Any Hobbit: Turning down a life-time supply of mushrooms.

That's all for now, my brain hurts. It's actually rather hard to think up all of these funny sayings for those of you who weren't aware.

Here I go!

Frodo: Pawning the ring to some orc
Orc: Playing chess with his friend while reading a book and sipping coffee
Gandalf: Giving Orcs directions to Minas Tirith
Sam: Stealing Frodo's last pack of llembas
Aragorn: Kissing Galadriel after telling Arwen he is sick in bed!
Eowyn: Sitting peacefully at home while waiting for the men to bravely fight and win the war. (YEA RIGHT! :P)
An Elf: Selling illegal weapons to his peers
Sam, Merry, and Pippin: On purpose,leading Bill to the jaws of the beast in the lake
[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Frodo: Singing "I've got you Babe" to the One Ring

Gandalf: Admitting he's a Squib (Harry Potter refference: a non-magical person born of two wizards)
OR
reading the completes idiot's guide to sorcery.

Gollum: Talking about himself in the first person

Samwise: touching Frodos hiney
OR
fondeling Frodo while he's sleeping

Legolas: plucking out his grey hairs

Elrond: Being giddy
OR
giving someone biased advice
OR
telling Arwen she's adopted

My brain hurts. Like no, really. Pain.

Frodo gets to Mt. Doom, and discovers he left the Ring in his *other* pair of pants, which (ironically enough) he forgot to pack.

Heh, I'm so bored................

Gimli putting on a tutu and dancing to ballet music.

Frodo giving the ring to Sauron for his birthday

Legolas throwing his brush across the room and screaming "Screw it I dont care what I look like!"

The Balrog asking the cave troll on a date.

Gandalf and the balrog playing chess while still falling.

The orcs helping the Fellowship to hide from sauron.

Boromier respecting his elders **CoughcoughFrodoCoughcough**

Gandalf being tolerant of Pippin.

Pippin saying something intelegent

Merry telling Pippin he hates him

Sam abandioning Mr Frodo in mordor

Legolas falling off the mountian

Legolas sinking into the snow

Legolas complaining about being cold

Rosie packing Sam a snack for the trip

Sam forgetting some of his cooking gear

The one ring humming to its-self

Aragorn washing any part of his body

Arwen dumping Aragorn for Gollum

Aragorn dummping Arwen for Borimer

Elrond walking around Rivendell muttering Mr Anderson

Borimer dieng with just one arrow

The whole fellowship taking a side trip to Disney land

The fellowship linking arms and skipping down the road singing follow the yellow brick road

Orcs frollicking in a field of flowers singing somewhear over the rainbow

Pregnant elfs whining for Merry and Pippin to come back

Peter Jackson wearing shoes

Frodos eyes not glowing blue

Legolas's eyes staying one color!

Legolas shouting about breaking a nail after shooting an orc with his bow

Saruman, Gandalf, Elrond, Celeborn and Galadriel working out there relationship issues on Jerry Springer

The Balrog admitting he has problems

Pippin joining a 12 step help program for alcoholism

Elrond calling Frodo Mr Anderson when he wakes up

Aragorn scraping off some mud

Gandalf in a retirement home with a walker

Frodo making chicken noises

The hobbits playing tig! (See special edition dvd for assistance)

An elf commiting suiside

Aragorn pouting because he misses Arwen

Pippin saying hes not hungry.

Gandalf eating the moth

Aragorn singing the Barney them song to an orc

Boromier telling frodo that he thinks the ring is tacky

Legolas with a mudd mask on and cucomber(sp?) slices over his eyes

Saruman and Sarun having tea

Thats all for now!
I have to thank Sarah for the help!
Hehehe we have major Issues! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

1. Sam not using his pots and pans.

Arwen disposing of Glorfindel's body...hehehe...

a romantic orc: while the rest of them are busy vandalizing Ithilien with signs of the eye, he's caught carving a heart into a tree.

lol lol lol lol lol
i love these...ok ok let me think...um.......

Legolas and Gimli.....well you get the idea..
Frodo: letting Boromir have the ring
Legolas: dressed as a nun singing 'the hills are alive with the sound of music'
Gandalf: argueing with his reflection about who's a better wizard..him or Dumbledore (harry Potter)
Sam: not looking like he's going to ask Frodo to marry him

ok thats all i can think of
byeeeeee

LOL these are excellent!
Sam: listening to Frodo's cries for help and thinking, meh....maybe later

Pippin: refusing an invitation to an all-you-can-eat buffet

Aragorn: seeing a mouse and screaming in terror

Eowyn: Marrying Wormtongue! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Sam: picking up a flower and squishing it [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]:

Galadriel: using her thought-speech to make people go crazy

hm...thats all i can think of right now, tell me if those are good

Saruman chatting with gandalf in a lovley white frock sipping tea while gimli and legolas are playing croqet

Sam pushing Frodo into mount doom

Pippin running around with his underwear on his head with a towel around his neck screaming "Look at me, I'm superman!"

Gimli pinching Legolas's butt...and Legolas enjoying it (oh god would that be scary)

Frodo watching exotic hobbit dancers instead of going to mordor

Sam being one of the dancers Frodo was watching

LOL LO very L......

can't compit with you but I'll try (sorry about my english, but I'm chilean)

Gandalf- as a stripper
Galadriel- making aut with Gimli, spying Gandalf in the mirror
Sam- giving gollum a hug
Boromir- sleeping with an autographed picture of Aragorn
Elrond- putting on the ring while Frodo slept
GLorfindel- throwing Froso off the horse and running away when the Nazgul arrived

awful spelling----- Frodo off the horse

Gollum: Performing Shakesphere (Hamlet, MacBeth)
Legolas:Moshing at a rock concert

Couldn't you just imagine Gollum holding a little scull performing the "To be or not to be" monologue [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

That's a fantastic image:

Enter Hamlet, wearing a tattered loincloth with matching pondweed accessories. He has in his hand some pieces of paper (their alliance is too tenuous to accord them the title "book")

Hamlet To be or not to be, preciousss? That'ssss the question; yessss. Whether 'tisss nobler in the mind to sssuffer the slingses and arrowses of outrageousss fortune *gollum* or to take armses againssst a sssea of troubleses (we hates them, preciouss) and by opposing end them. *gollum*.


Or the crowning moment of his career, the performance of the Scottish Play that brought down the house at the Osgiliath Pantheon:

Macbeth Tomorrow *gollum* and tomorrow *gollum* and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day. And all our yesterdayses has lighted foolss the ways to dussty death, preciouss...

And so forth.

[ January 07, 2003: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

guys, this is a public site. I have no doubt that there might be a ten year old somewhere on here. can we keep this a little less vulgar?
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Pippin: saying he's had enough to drink
Gimli: camping in Fangorn, and enjoying it.
Treebeard: starting a campfire
Sam: whipping Bill (the pony, not Bill Ferny.)

Pippin+Merry: Accidently pushing Frodo of the bridge of kazad-dum
Frodo:Putting the ring on and of saying "Now you see me, now you dont!"
Aragorn:Flirting with a pretty elf in lothlorien
Pippin(again):looking into the palantir and making funny faces
Gimli: stroking the the hairs Galadriel gave him possessedly

ROFLMAO! But youve missed one....Legolas bleaching those pesky roots... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Gollum: Singing "Sunshine Lollypops and Rainbows..."
The Nazgul: Trying out suntan oil
Smaug: Giving away his treasure to raise money for Lake Town...
Arwen: Hitting on Sam
Elrond: Rummaging through Arwens wardrobe...
Merry and Pip: Modeling platform shoes
Gimli: Tucking into a nice Veggie Burger...
Gandalf: Having a drunken fumble with Bilbo(cheers SAM!)
Turin: Throwing a fancy dress party
Sauron: Having a snuggle with the girlfriend
Aragorn: Asking Legolas to teach him to nance....
Arwen: Dying her hair
Eowyn: Forgetting how to ride
The witch king: Swapping his steeds for fuzzy bunnies...
Arwen: Agreeing to lend Glorfindel her purple dress
Elrond: Organising the weekly Matrix fans anonymous meeting....
Morgoth: Deciding he cant be bothered with evil, and handing out flowers to little woodland creatures....

Elrond: Forgetting to take Arwens purple dress off before the council of Elrond
Feanor: Leaving the Silmarils to Morgorth
Morgoth: Watering the trees of the Valar
Eru: Sumbmitting to Morgorth
Earendil: Falling out of the sky, when he forgets to put a fresh layer of pixie dust on his ship (Peter pan refrense...)
Beleg: chaning his name to Amarth
The fellowship: Doing a wixard of oz rendition (We're off to see the mountain, the terrible mountain of doom)
Legolas: nancing up a hill, triping and fallinmg back down again
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Sam- saying, "Frankly Mr. Frodo, I don't give a damn"
(just watched Gone with the Wind) [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Eowyn- dressed as a man singing " I feel like a woman" of Shania Twain

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picture this

...
Legolas looking on Galadriel's mirror
Legolas- mirror mirror on the floor, who's the fairest of them all?

an image starts appearing... a face...
Gollum [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

¡ we are, we are fairest of them all! ¡¡yes, preciousssssss!¡gollum!!

frodo: PICKING HIS NOSE! lol...jk...
eowyn: trying pick-up lines for aragorn in her mirror, "how you duin?"
gollum: caught stuffing himself with lembas
sauran: sitting in his den in a pink robe and fuzzy slippers drinking tea and watching 'passions'.

might not be funny...oh well...

Hehe...these are really great. Now, be amazed at the complete...uh...non-funniness of mine:

Aragorn: Holding a bar of ivory soap
Legolas: Using difiren(sp?) gel (you know...that stuff for zits...)
Saruman: Putting on fake fingernails
Any Orc: Planting a tree/flowers

Elf girl, Legolas is no-one's so that is incredibly sad. He's not even real. I admit he's really gorge but you can't stake claims on him for pity's sake!
Legolas: Swearing
Legolas: Sinking a boat
Legolas: Smoking
Aragorn: trying on Arwen's dresses

what do you mean by that?????

not much but im gunna try ne way!


Sauron: regaining form as a little girl [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Sam and gollum: dressing up for frodo (hey ho sailor)

Gollum: wearing dentures to impress Sam Frodo: Gettin jealous

Boromir: Waking up at the water fall [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Sauron(again): Making dasiy chanes for all of the fellowship and gollum.

Saruman: inviting gollum for cream tea.

Aragorn: Breaking narsil whilst chopping chips for tea.

Smeagol: In a dinner suit with a bunch of flowers for his new girlfriend Galadriel.

Gimli; starting a sewing circle for orcs.

i tried pm if i failed with ne ideas.

Gandalf jumping off Saruman's tower too early and not landing on the eagle...........
....Elrond asking Aragorn for sex advice.....
.....Elrond getting fed up pushing Isildur over the edge of Mount Doom when he won't destroy the ring....Sam tells Frodo that he loves him and they share a sweet kiss at the end of FOTR and then never menion it again...
...Galadriel catching Gimli looking at Elvish porno......hmmm that is all I can muster at this time. Enjoy!

Ohh and Gimli all dressed up in tiny S&M leather shorts(no shirt!), gloves, executioner's hat and lets not forget the boots and that axe! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Hobbit punk... you know the one about Elrond pushing Isuildor into MT.Doom... when we first saw the movie... I yelled in the cinema "push him in!" so yes... I wonder why he let him just walk away?.. If that was me.. spear tackle!

Legolas platting the manes of all the horses in the Edoras stables.

Aragorn asking for matching earings for the pendant from Arwen because "this stunning piece needs to be complimented"

Elrond with a empty bottle of Gin, and a feather boa.

Sauron applying Eye-Mo to his eyes (you know the eye irritation medicine?)

Galadriel joining the X-men (Prof. X and Jean Gray)

Hobbits buying diet pills

Glorfindel and Arwen pulling each other's hair.

Gollum, Dobby, Yoda, and Jarjar in a family picture.


...lame but at least I tried. he he he

QUOTE] ****Gollum, Dobby, Yoda, and Jarjar in a family picture.*******[ [/QUOTE]

good one

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All the fellowship playing barbies
SAuron confessing he found the Ring in a cereal box

Sauron complaining he can´t wear his cool-cool- sunglasses anymore

Galadriel letting Frodo touch th water of her mirror be sucked in

Elrond watching Oprah

Pippin reading Time Magazine

Gandalf playing Practical Jokes on the rest of the fellowship and laughing his beard of

Gandalf getting his beard caught in a tree

Eowyn meeting Aragorn wearing a hot, hot, HOT red minidress and lots of Make-up.

Hey, ho! To the message I go!
Gollum and Sam hugging and becoming best friends
Sauron deciding not to enslave the world and turning Mt. Doom into a bakery
Arwen dumping Aragorn for Gollum
Gandalf and the Balrog giggling to themselves while they pig out on food while watching a football game because the Fellowship thinks Gandalf is dead
Pippin refusing a pint of ale
Sam divorcing Rosie
Bill kicking and biting Sam
Gollum getting a makeover [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
BWA HA HA!! tis all

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These have scarred me for life!!!! Please realize the damage these things have on innocent, pure LOTR minds. Because these are really, really, really scary. But I don't want you to stop writing them because they're really funny! Or most of them, anyway, the ones that weren't totally freaking me out! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Anyhow, my little brother (who has requested an evil graemlin [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]) has some...so here goes!

Sauron - taking off the spikes on his armour and wearing a pink bobble hat and mittens.

Any orc - holding a flower, picking off the petals and reciting "She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me..."

Any warg - holding signs saying "Vegetarians for Life!"

Balrog - dropping his whip and picking up a small puppy dog, who managed to find its way into Moria, and then cuddling it and crooning to it while Gandalf was saying "The flame of Udun shall not avail you!"

Any Uruk-hai - with reading glasses on and studying a grammer book.

These will probably mentally scar hitherto pure LOTR fans as much as the ones supplied previously, but I hope you guys like them nevertheless.

Lots of love and God bless,

~ Elentari (aka Bekah) and her little brother Luke, who is now laughing at me for making a small typo just now. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]