For you Chemistry students
 

Sauron: And now to add some water on to this concentrated acid....

Or

Sauron: Fumehood? who needs a fumehood?

Or
(a moment before the picture was taken)
Morgoth: I'm telling you Sauron, it's totally safe to throw that chemical down the drain *snickers*

Or
Sauron: WitchKing, you said that there was a little smell of ammonia in your bench, but this is ridiculous!

Sauron: "Fire, fire, on the floor, who's the foulest one of Dur?

OR:

United Firefighters of America: "Don't play with fire. You could get burned."

OR:

All the hobbits out there: "Who is that Masked Man?"

Sauron the Flamethrower.

The kids love this one.

And you thought Denethor was a pyromaniac.

Attempting to land a spot in Nelly's Hot In Here music video, Sauron tries to film an impressive audition tape...

Preparation-H has finally met its match

or

Snaga: Do you mind if I roast my marshmallows?

ARRRGH I really have to get a better cook. Look at the orc burgers!! completely ruined!!!

Sauron really wished he had had Barad-dur fireproofed right about now ...

Sauron: I always knew makeing nitroglicin was hard, but geez!

Sauron: Remember, kids! Dont play with matches, or people could get really mad.

Warning: horrible pun ahead
 

Once upon a time, there was a Maia named Sauron. He was often perceived as evil, but he was't really, he was just neglectful, and spent overmuch time puttering around in the flower gardens around the sea of Nurnen.

Not only was he neglectful of his people and realm, he was neglectful of basic safety precautions as well. For when it was time to burn off a nasty patch of noxious weeds, he ignored the warnings of his friends and did not wear the required protective suit, and was burned to a crisp.

And the moral of that story kids, is Only you can prevent Florist Fires!

Witch-King: Ron, I knew you shouldn't have tried to deep-fry the turkey! (Ok, so Thanksgiving was weeks ago, but will that stop me?)
OR
After the first attempt on forging the Ring resulted in severe burns, Sauron learned to follow proper safety procedures, like not standing in open flame.

Sauron: Um, Peter? Would you mind turning down the saturation and adjusting the color balance a little? This is an a teensy bit uncomfortable. Thanks a bunch! :)

Mods of the Downs: Hey Sauron, Fordim specificly said "No flaming the movies" as rule number one! One more time and you're out of here!

OR

PJ: Very funny Sauron, throwing red paint at the camera... From now on, we'll have that giant eye over there play your role!

Some holiday cheer....


"Sauron roasting on an open fire...."

Sauron discovers the How to Annoy Sauron thread...

Sauron: "Smaug!! How many times do I need to tell you to cover your mouth when you sneeze?"

When Sauron flambeed the Christmas pudding he didn't do it by halves ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...stupidlook.jpg

What's this? Dawn? Again?

Legolas: "Stratus clouds in Rohan? Inconceivable!" OR

Legolas: "What do mean, my eyebrows don't match my hair?"

Legolas: What are you laughing at, Gimli?

Gimli: Erm nothing, ignore the tear in your pants.

Legolas' eyesight was deteriorating quickly after his 1000th birthday.

Legolas: "Gimli! Stop kidding around, there is no oliphaunt behind me!!!"

Oliphaunt: "Helloooo...."

Legolas learned an important lesson here... Watch where you step when there are Oliphants around.

Gimli: Quick, Fair-haired Legolas, what's 2+1?

Fair-haired Legolas: ............................

(No offence, blondes ;) )

Legolas never really believed the supposed rumors of the 'wedgie orc clan' to be true, until now.

Is that barbecued Sauron I smell?

Onward came the fangurls!!!!

Legolas: SANTA?!?!

Legolas: Oh no...I left my quiver in the beauty parlor!

Aragorn: It's on your back.

Fe, fi, fo fum, i smell the stench of an Aragorn....

but..but, I'm too tall to make toys!

A dentist?!? Herbieeee-ee!

It's hard to know how to react when, the city you have fought insane battles to protect, is inexplicably launched into space.

OR

It's hard to know how to react when a Dwarf melts.

Legolas; "A Grey Sky." *pause* "Shampoo has been spilt this night!"

AND

*Legolas was mightily surprised to see that Gimli had taken his advice. Would being clean shaven really make the dwarf more alluring?*

Legolas prepares to use his 7XL bow that he just purchased.

Cindy-Legolou Who to the Grinch: "Santa? Is that you? Why are you stealing all our presents?"

star light, star bright, first star I see tonight.....

Legolas witnesses what happens when you put a Dwarf in water.

EXPANDING BEARD!

It's that time of year again...
 

Legolas: "The in-laws turn northeast. They're coming...here!!??