Isildur of course! Gollum killed him for the Ring, then covered it up by murduring Deagol.
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Why did Boromir want the ring?

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Because it matched his new necklace!

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Why does Celeborn have silver hair?

He he saved up the boxes from his Mithril-Plated Elf-Flakes, so he could trade them in for a real Mithril-Plated Elf-Wig!

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Who in the Fellowship has a secret addiction to Crack Cocaine?

Frodo, it's obvious, he's so freaked out all the time.

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Why are Tom Bombadil's boots yellow, of all colors?

Shhh, it's a secret that Tom thinks nobody knows...he's color blind.
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What did Sam really dream of becoming when he grew-up?

An Oliphaunt. He wanted to trample people and be called, "Samwise the Big and Grey".

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What happened at the Battle of Bywater?

Merry got dressed up in yellow, Sam and Pippin wore red and they walked down the road in a line- the men thought the eye had come to get them so they ran away!
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who killed Isildur?

It was Galadriel, she was jealous of his growing fame and popularity for slicing the Dark Lord's fingers off.

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Where is Harad?

At a dayspa in Tennessee
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How did Sauron lose his Ring?

One day, when he was taking a bubble bath, the ring slipped off his finger and fell down the drain, but he couldn't get it out because all the plumber orcs went on strike, so Islidur snuck in a stole it from under his nose.

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How many wraiths were there?

One Million...wraiths! Mua hahahaha! mua hahahahahah!(evil laughs)

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Why didn't Gandalf take the ring?

Because it clashed with his hat.

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Who took Frodo to Rivendell?

Trick question huh? You can't fool me. Frodo never went to Rivendell.

Of all the places Frodo did go in his life, which was his favourite?

mt doom the coolest place in the world.

y did frodo go to mt doom? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

he had heard that the eggy mud did great things for one's skin.

what shampoo does Eowyn use?

Bacterial Bliss. The newest breakthrough in all natural shampoos, BB is a blend of seven different bacteria that work together to restore hair to its natural shine and buoyancy after a hard day of battling Uruk-hai.

Slogan: Bacterial Bliss, beause you're definitely worth at least half that much.

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Why do Orcs have such unpleasent personalities?

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Because they never get enough sleep.

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Why do elves wear dresses all the time? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Hiri [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

most think that pants make them look fat

why does legolas not where dresess? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

He's painfully thin, so he doesn't mind looking like he's got a few more pounds than he actually does.

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How did Ghan-buri-Gahn help the Rohirrim.

By teaching them Yoga. Eomer's downward dog and sun salute become the pride of the Rohirrim, and the envy of all Middle-Earth.

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Why did Sharkey flee to Hobbiton?

To hide from Sauron, he thought he could blend in.
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Why is Rivendell the 'last homely house'?

Its actually the only homely house. Middle-Earth is a horrible, terrible place.

Why is there friendship between Gondor and Rohan?

Because Faramir's got the hots for Eowyn.

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What did Galadriel give Frodo?

A talking fish named Bob.

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Where does Legolas live?

Legolas lives in my bedroom. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

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Why was Faramir's dwelling place kept secret?

Because he didn't want Eowyn to find him.

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Where does Pippin live?

In a huge scary castle in Mordor surrounded by a lake of fire.

What are the Ringwraiths?

On vacation at a Middle-Earth spa, with a huge in-ground pool. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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What would be the one thing that could really get Shelob riled?

sing the itsy bitsy spider.

what is saurons fave song? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Somewhere over the Rainbow.

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What is Aragorn's favorite song?

dirty by Christina

who is legolas's fave singer? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Britney Spears, he can totally relate to her look too! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

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Who was the leader of the Fellowship?

pippen.

why did sauramon turn evil [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ?

Because Domino's wouldn't deliver to Orthanc in 30min. or less

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Why didn't the Ents wear any clothes?

Tsk, tsk, you skipped Eomer's question, "What are the Ringwraiths"?

First of all, it's not "Ringwraiths", it's "Ringwraith", any of several contagious fungal diseases of the skin, hair, or nails of humans and domestic animals that are characterized by ring-shaped discolored skin patches covered with vesicles and scales.

"Ent", of course, are the antidote to Ringwraith, so why would a medicine wear clothes?

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What is Sam's favorite plant and why?

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That would be tulips, because they're so pwetty.

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What is Aragorn's sword named?

bill in memory of the pony

why was the last alliance formed?

How come no one ever says the real name?!?!?!
It is not JUST the Last Alliance, it's the Last Mini-golfer's Alliance!!!!! Everyone knows that all of Middle Earth loves mini-golf, so they had this last little golfing club before Sauron burned up their golf courses.

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Why did Sauron hate mini-golf so much?

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He lost his swing when he got his finger(s) cut off.

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Who is the best golfer in Middle-Earth?

the witch kingbecasue he scasres everyone and wins in default

why did the 9 men turn evil?