Theoden just bough Eomer and Eowyn Happy Meals
Eomer: But I wanted the blue one!

Day 38:
Theodred dead, Eowyn weepy, Uncle Theo indifferent. Hate everybody. Especially Grima. Told him to get out of Edoras, but he got very poncy with me.
Stupid git. See if I get him anything next time I pay a visit to Gap of Rohan.
Still not King... of Rohan.

A new picture?

http://www.geocities.com/batman_927/lor.jpg

The REAL Lord of the Rings!

OR

A man of Arabian descent is annoyed to find a sign saying 'Fellowship of the Ring' superglued to his fingers one morning, and decides to take the hint...

'Why don't I get a book written about me! I have made more Rings than this Sauron guy could ever dream of.'

After numerous failed attempts, one ring maker had to consult the instruction booklet.

You've all got it wrong.
That's the guy selling at some LotR gift shop in Dubai or something...
Buy a Naria, get a Nenya for free!

After a year of eating Mordor Munchies and finding endless doubles, one happy collector finally gets the last token he needs to claim his limited edition light-up One Ring.

If Sauron could gain huge power with only one ring...

..............I must have Weapons of Mass Destruction...


Trumpets sound and large explosions as The Army of The West Invade


Ah, I found some at last cries The President.

Apologies to TPratchett...
 

Cut-Me-Own-Hand-Off D'blah ring seller of Djeylibeybi finds he really identifies with Frodo of the nine fingers....

http://minas.mythicdesigns.net/scree...mir/family.jpg

Faramir: For you ladies watching...you can find my number in the White City directory. ;)

Or...

Even in a time of mirth and cheer such as this...Denethor is unable to pull off a convincing happy face.

Denethor was a master of catching the invisible spear.

OR

Faramir has noticed the cake trolley.

Gondor is celebrating the capture of the Orc behind it all.

:D Volo, good one, it got me laughing out loud :D

Boromir: Look people *points towards PJ*, I managed to get one of the bears with laser beams after all!
Gondorians: Yaaaay! Victory!

In their time of need Gondor is forced to make an alliance with Ghan-buri-Ghan, and Denethor agrees to marry his, uh, beautiful daughter.

The army of Minas Tirith capture another Hobbit where there aren't supposed to be any, and decide to use him as a decoy.


or



Peter Jackson tells the actors and crew that they will have a job for the next five years, as he has decided to make Lord of the Rings 2 or The Return of the Ring.



...

NOW who's the Hobbit, Peter?

OR

The man behind Boromir looks strangely elongated...

OR

Denethor: Stop biting my hair!

...
...
...Yeah, I'm not really my witty self am I? :rolleyes:

The cast celebrate Jackson's inspired choice of Ken Dodd to play Denethor.

P.J : drinks on me

Denethor: Hee heh... Ugh, I despise you all. Right now I could be watching yet another re-run of Lost so I can find out if I've missed any other mind twisting detail over the past month, but no, I'm stuck with you and your hobbit...

Peter: Lost? That reminds me of a special project I snuck into the special edition DVD plans and you're contracts... Good news lads, you'll all be working for another year!

Collective group: Awwwwh!

Faramir: ... I want to be Jack!!


~ Observation and 'what if' Ka

Just when the Gondorians thought they won, the Blue Robot approaches from behind.

OR

You start to wonder how the vampires aren't all hanged, after all they can't do anything to their rebellious nature and keep their hair short. That alone should make the Gondorians think twice before letting them to stand behind your king...

Gondor's victory over the forces of Ralph Bakshi.

Denethor: We have triumphed over Sauron!

The Men: Yaaaay!

Denethor: I'm really a girl!

The Men: Yaa-whaaa?

Boromir: Yaaaaay!

The Gondorians celebrate receiving a letter from Sauron reading 'I surrender!' ...

... But they fail to realise that it was an April Fool. :rolleyes:

Gangster-mir
 

Faramir: let me show to my crib yo!


to tired to think of anything else...

Oooo that's mean. LOL :D

Denethor: (to self) Get me outta here....

March Madness...
 

At the Osgiliath Sports Bar & Grill

As Florida/Ohio St. fans celebrate in the background, we catch the thoughts of the four stars in front...


Denethor: (the resident freeloader) I don't even like sports. I'm just glad I got some drinks out of it; and that they hurried up and made that two-point conversion so it didn't go to extra innings! :eek:

PJ: Oh boy...I shouldn't had that last taco...or the five before it...

Boromir: (that annoying fairweather fan who changed his prediction three times...in mid-game) Yeah! My teams always pull it out!!

Faramir: (ie: ME) Damn it...I had money on UCLA.

And they lived happily ever after.

At the local Weight Watchers meeting PJ has lost another pound




ensemble: YEEEEHHHHH well done Chubby.

Boromir: (still smiling with clenched teeth) Cheese! Psst, Faramir, aren't I dead?

Faramir: Shut up, you might hurt PJ's feelings... the plot twist was his idea... nobody told him they're cutting it from the movie yet...

OR

Faramir: Follow the Yellow brick road! Follow the Yellow brick road!

Denethor: Oompa, loompa, doompatie doo!

...

PJ: Enough with the short jokes already!

OR

The news comes in that Sauron has regained the One Ring. The men are still in denial though.

Faramir: Hahahaha! ...oh gods... Heeheehee! ...oh jeez we're dead... Wee! Hey! Yay! ...we are so dead, guys...

They might be smiling now but those smiles will fade quickly when they realise that Boromir is in fact a Cyberman with a Sean Bean mask on. "You will be deleted!"


:eek:

The cast and crew celebrate their victory over the forces of Tolkien fundamentalism.

...Uncle Rico?

Denethor: Finally a new picture...I can get out of here!

http://www.theargonath.cc/pictures/r...tktrailer5.jpg

Eomer decides to take CPR lessons, but everyone thinks he goes a bit over board when he loses his first dummy.

Or...

Eomer loses it when his body suddenly starts morphing into spaghetti

Eowyn is sick on Eomer.

Eomer is sick on Eowyn...

Eomer is extremely sad when he throws his Nintendo Wiimote through his plasma screen TV.

Eomer mourns the passing of his favourite pet cockroach under the feet of the Witch-king. Oh, and his sister seems a little peaky.

Eomer is very sad when he notices he never got the chance to tell Eowyn he is actually her father.

Eomer: My sister! My sister is dead!
Rohirric soldier from behind: You might check if she's still alive.
Eomer: Nooo! She's still alive!