:Merisu: eomer missed the ice cream truck

Eomer only just realized Merry and Pippin had snuck laxatives into his breakfast.

Eomer: Aargh...

Nobody expected Eomer to be this upset over a ruined wig.

or

Eomer gets the news that Grima has kidnapped his teddy-bear!

or

By the look and feel of Eowyn's hair Eomer can tell that she has just used the last shampoo. . .

Eomer just saw what Bethberry did to poor Serious in her avatar

OR

Eomer just looked through the Mirth threads :eek:

Eomer: "Noooo! They finally play Harvester Of Sorrow and I've forgotten to bring my air guitar!"



OR


Eomer's unexpected reaction when Sir Alan Sugar tells him: "You're fired!"

Eomer just saw that Bethberry appropriated his photoshop of Serious Cat.

:p

The Cost of Dying
 

Eomer is distraught to realise that with dwindling funds he not only has to pay for a Coronation but TWO State Funerals as well.

Eomer just saw the Children of Húrin trailer and all the stuff and realized his time, as well as all the time of all LotR "cool guys", is over.

Eomer breaks down following a stressful trip to the supermarket when everyone is shopping like the world's about to end in preparation for the one day the shops are shut at Easter. And to top it all off, they've sold out of Doctor Who Easter Eggs.

Eomer mourns for Adonais.

Eomer takes getting replaced by a new picture rather harshly.

Eomer: Oh, you cruel cruel world! Why?!

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/...p/PDVD_086.jpg

Boromir auditions for the next Herbal Essences commercial.

Boromir: And everyone thought Legolas was the only one who could do this. I'll prove them wrong!

Herbal Essence casting people: When's the last time you actually washed your hair?

Boromir: Uhh...

OR

Boromir discovers styling gel for the first time. :rolleyes:

The earliest example of electroshock treatment? :smokin:

Boromir suddenly realises that the girls thought Legolas more attractive than him, and sticks a few arrows into himself in a fit of agony.

OR

Boromir ALSO finds the Children of Hurin trailer and knows that possibly even Boromir fanatics like MatthewM could think him 'not as cool as Turin'.

OR

Boromir just turns around and happens to look like that in a freeze-frame. Duh! :smokin:

After noticing how successful characters from Japanese cartoons with strange hair styles are, Boromir decides it's time to get his own Yu-Gi-Oh! haircut.

Boromir didn't really 'get' Punk. Even his mohawk was on the wrong way round.

Boromir having forgotten his towel tries the shaggy dog method.

Sauron farted.

Boromir's hair is trying to escape from his head.

Invisible glass wall?

Or...

We are ignoring a major philosophical literary question here. The question in question is "Does Boromir have wings?", and the answer is a resounding "Yes!".

Sean has a shock during the woodland scene: "Eeee, milady!........ Ey up! Where's she gone nar?"

Boromir: Did someone say there's a sale on at Tesco? :eek:

Boromir just realised he forgot his army of laser shooting bears and ninja wizards behind and has to hurry back and get them.

Boromir suffered a most gruesome death, being pulled apart by static electricity.

Boromir. A Man who fought for his kingdom. A Son who sought to please his father. A Brother who travelled into the wilderness. A Comrade who died for his desires. A Hairy Blighter in need of a good ear hair trimmer.

boromir's coolio impression

Super Saiyan Boromir!

Boromir: (powering up) ......hhhhaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!!

Bormir is distracted by the Blingéd Balrog! :eek:

Boromir: never gonna catch me! *arrow punctures body* oh... that aint good...

Boromir was less than pleased with Pippin's experiments with static electricity.

Even Boromir's head was in a spin about the imminent release of The Children of Hurin.

After seeing the original Superman movie, Boromir tries to spin around really fast, hoping he will thus be able to reverse the flow of time and stop Sauron before creating the Ring

Boromir is shocked by the new picture

http://i16.tinypic.com/2dlks20.jpg

Uruk 1: Urrg. Steve's been on the gin again.

OR

The Uruks come across some of Saruman's specially made speed bumps.

Rugby was more violent in those days.

Sometimes, whole battalions had to be dispatched to put up the TV Ariel, not all always returned. :eek:

Every Halloween many children dressed as Orcs fall victim to attacks from Tolkien fans believing it's all real.

Uruks never use dummies when testing the durability of an armour.

Or

The noble Uruk is paiting a painting of a live- no wait, she had to be made to stay still -dead model.

Glasgow Rangers' new defence - less vicious and better looking

Uruk: "It looks edible to me."

The extras needed not be sad that the shooting for LotR was over, they would soon be needed as worriors in the Persian army and they needed not change their costumes. (300)

or

The Uruks was actually very gentle foke who did not wish to wake the elves from their sweet dreams.

or

The Uruks where shocked after their first encounter with death:

Uruk1: why won't he get up?

Uruk2: Maybe he is sleeping

Uruk1: I only poked him with my sword. . .

Uruk 1: Anyone else wanna tell me I've got bad breath?

OR

Uruk 1: Okay, who drew the moustache on the dead guy?

All Uruks look at Uruk 2.

Uruk 1: Alright, Jimbo....how many times do I have to remind you not to play with your food?