Gandalf: Ow! That's my hair you've got! No, no, don't drop me! I can deal with the pain!

Gandalf: Over yonder to a new sunset and oh yeah, caption...

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/187...7027MRTq_w.jpg

Gollum: Yeeah, I'm going to have to ask you two to cut down on the chit-chat, and by the way, next friday is hobbit-hunting day, so... if you want to, go ahead and bring your gear when we flush them out of the basements.

Orc: Pfft, thanks a lot Gary Cole...

~ Ka

Gollum makes sure that his friend 'screecher the Orc' distracts his fellow employee while he steals a fish head.

OR

As business hours at Fish Corp drew to a close, Gollum is surprised to see that the Orc is still yawning since the morning.

Halp cried the fish, as some orc had tinkered with the piccie so it wouldn't open.

Somehow I can't see the caption...:confused:

Try this...
 

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...7027MRTq_w.jpg

The orc cannot believe that Gollum quite deliberately walked up to the pile of fish and ripped a head off. What really got him was the fact that no one seemed to notice.

OR

Gollum suggests that the office should get bigger filing cabinets in which to store fish.

Office politics produce a different kettle of fish.

OR

Girl in chair to herself: I'm not looking forward to this year's Christmas party.

What neither the orc or Gollum knew was that the girl they where both hitting on was in fact Sauron in disguise.

You realise you're addicted to LotR when...you start thinking about your evil co-worker and your boss as Gollum and and an orc

Orc: Oh hi, Patricia, did you get the memo? And also, I'm going to need you to come in and work Saturday. That would be Greeeaaaatttt.

Gollum: Fish. My juicy fish. Have you seen my wriggly fish?

This lady knows exactly what it's like to be stuck between a hammer and an anvil.

Orc: Did you catch the latest episode of 'Popular reality TV show'? Yes? No? You missed a good one man!

Gollum: Yea, they were kicking people off left, right and centre. Some people got kicked on!

Orc: They're going to be talking about this one for a while!

Lady: *groan*

Lady: Yeah...uh-huh...yup...wooooahh...yeah...uh-huh...yup...wooooah...

Or...

Gollum to female orc: Hey baby, how about you and me going to the all-night sushi bar tonight?

A moment later, Gollum was fried to a crisp by the female orc's fire-breathing boyfriend. What a tragedy.

Orc: That report was due tuesday!!!
Gollum: We told you!
Woman: ...why did I ever decide to work here?!?!

OR

This is how you see people around you after spending too much time on the Downs. :D

She just couldn't wait until May Day...

Tracy was glad she was only temping at DEFRA if this was how you would end up after dealing with headless mutant fish for fifteen years.


OR


After ten minutes of hearing about blue sky thinking, ballpark figures and thinking outside the box, Diane began to hallucinate.


OR


Just an everyday scene at the offices of Sellafield.

Gollum: Psst! Eh, Orcie! Don't you think this new employee looks like a bit of a freak?

Orc: Yea. Weird face and everything. What kind of stuff are the bosses going to let in next? Chickens with no legs?

Gollum: He works in accounting doesnt he?

Orc: "I will not be outsourced by a Balok puppet, you squeaky maggot!"

Phil from Marketing (gollum): Hey there cutie, I was hoping that we could go out on a date.

Johnson from Accounting: ACK! I was asking her Phil!

or

The date is December 18th 2001

Man dressed as Gollum: Hey guess what Suzie!

Suzie (annoyed and exasperated): What!?!

Gollum: I'm going to the midnight showing of the Lord of the Rings, that's why I'm dressed up.

Man dressed as an Orc!: YAY! Me too! Let's go to the line together. Can you believe the trailors on this one. I can't wait to see it.

Suzie (mumbling): Geeks! :D

No evil in Arda or Menel can rival those selfish spawn you must call co-workers...

Gollum Johnson, Team Leader: "Susan, could you prepare these nice fishes for the working lunch with our new partners later? I think that should be enough food to go round, don't you?"

Orc Smith, Head of Accounts: "Erm, excuse me, don't you think I should have been consulted? We have no luxury biscuits on order! And I can't eat fish, I only eat Man Flesh!"

Susan: "Do they do Man Flesh in Sainsbury's?"



OR



Bridget Jones Diary
Monday 30th April
Cigarettes 10, Weight 120 Lbs.

Realised today how rough Cleaver looks in a morning. Not quite so keen now, actually. But then Darcy isn't such a looker when he has a hangover either. Only thing to do was to resort to family sized tub of Haagen Dazs.

Gollum and Mr Orc are suprised at the new girl's ability to use the inviso-mouse.

OR

Orc: You know, there is a reason you're not supposed to use your blog at work. We can see what you're typing.

Girl in chair to herself (reading Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964)
harassment... well, form of sexual discrimination... mmm... are fishes sexual...? they are surely discriminating, seeing as I'm vegetarian and they both know it... surely violates... can I sue them and use the picture as evidence?... 'twas a good idea to install a hidden camera... but this Act says nothing about fish... pity camera doesn't record smell...

Seems like the thread needs reviving :)

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001...e_ring_001.jpg

Aragorn (thinking): Should have remembered Rangers' wisdom... the one about never taking beans for a foodstuff when traveling with hobbits... or at least not camping in caves!

The pic may not work for some, so try this url...
 

http://i14.tinypic.com/6gth5kg.jpg

Aragorn: I need to find that tall stone wall that sort of leans back on itself.

Frodo: Erm... Strider...

Aragorn: Not now. I need to find that wall...

OR

Aragorn prepares to open the trap door. Who will drop? :p

Photographer: Good, Viggo, stand this way... head a little bit up... now that's a nice pose... just a moment...
Merry: I see our star is preparing something for the fan girls once again. Meanwhile, let's get a little drink!

OR

Sam uses a metal detector to find the Ring Frodo dropped.

OR

Sam (after an hour of running around Weathertop with the metal detector): Okay, Strider, you convinced me. I'm going to believe you.
Aragorn: Right. Now the next time, please, believe me when I tell you that the Morgul-knife's blade has disappeared.

OR

Sam (holding the motion tracker): I got movement! Northwest, fifteen meters!
Frodo: Where? I can't see anything up there!
Merry: Let them come and I'll hit them with this barrel.
Aragorn: Now where the heck did I come to?

Aragorn was rather annoyed after the hobbits made him take a hughe detour for some non-existing cave paintings.

Aragorn was going for the record of non-bathing, little did he know Pippin was getting ready with the bucket...

or

Aragorn proved he was unfit as a guard when the Hobbits made off with $500 worth of merchandise.

Sam: "You ever notice that Strider always gets those strange, far off looks whenever it's time to set up camp?"

Pippin: "Aye. He's deep, that one."

Merry: Lazy arse if you ask me..."

Stider: "I HEARD THAT!"

Merry wants to go at Strider with both barrels. :rolleyes:

OR

Frodo is unimpressed with Sam's attempts at shadow puppets.

Aragorn points out to H-I and Hookbill that they are in danger of prosecution for breaking the copyright once again, Merry is loading up the explosive to destroy the illegal picture, Frodo is looking for the best point to place it, Pippin has run away due to the fact that Sam in playing with the detenation unit.

I think you'll find that H-I posted the picture before me, but it was unusable by some people so I had to post the new version. :p

Now for a caption...

Sam is disappointed at the lack of signal he gets on his mobile telephone.

Is that Sam who is disappointed? or is Frodo checking the mast sticking out of Aragorns back, ;) :rolleyes: :)

Somewhat inspired by narfforc
 

Frodo just notices that Strider has a katana stabbed in his back.

OR

Aragorn (slowly raising hand): no, no, no, YOU HAVE LOST!!! (unleashes Force Lightning on the observer)

Pippin: "Strider! Merry keeps trying to take the barrel away from me!"

Merry: "Am not! Am not! Am not!"

Strider: "Don't make me come back there, because you'll both be sorry if I do!"

Or...

Back at the Himalayan base camp, Strider realizes he should have spent the extra couple of bucks and hired the Sherpa guides...

The band spent a fortune on the coolest, moodiest photographer around, but it still couldn't make up for all those studio rows over creative differences. Wild Men on Weathertop was just destined to be that difficult second album.

For the first time, the hobbits realize that they can control Aragorn through the antennae stuck through his back.

Merry wonders if Strider's head will fit in the barrel...

OR

Just before he yells 'NAZGUL!' Aragorn is struck speechless as the black riders begin to do a strange dance...

As Aragorn dreams of Arwen, he doesn't notice the hobbits plotting behind his back.

Everyone except Pippin politely turns away as Samwise prepares to take a leak.

Orc Scrawl
 

Frodo: "Hello, what's this? 'For a good time, call Arwen @ RIvendell 1'"

Aragorn: "Whaaaattttt?"