Strider: So, what do you think of my place?

Frodo: Erm... Interesting 'wallpaper'?

Send'em Packing
 

Pipping (loudly): "MORE ALE!"

Sam: "Don't tell me you've finished that keg already!"

Strider (thinking to himself): "Methinks it time to call an exterminator. These dratted Hobbits have eaten me out of house and home!"

A new (read: 'old but edited in photo shop) picture
 

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Saruman: Can't you Uruks leave me alone for five minutes? I'm having lunch!

OR

Saruman: Who ordered the five million burgers?

Before Saruman realised the great powers of his voice he thought they all came from his magic-cheeseburger. (with extra cheese)

or

Before Saruman became a wizard he was a health-councelor!

Saruman: Do not eat fast food it gives you gas!

But not necisarily a very good one. . .

Saruman enunciates on how the golden arches bring forth happy buns.

OR

Saruman comes up with the idea for a McPalantir.

OR

Wormtongue realises that Saruman is a burglar king, having ripped off the idea for lembuns from the elves.

Saruman's early attempts at 'magic' weren't all that impressive...

Saruman: Watch as I make this burger disappear... Close your eyes...

Saruman: "A new Power is rising! Its victory is at hand, and there will be rich reward for those that aided it. We can bide our time, we can keep our thoughts in our hearts, deploring maybe evils done by the way, but approving the high and ultimate purpose: enough food for all nations. There need not be, there would not be, any real change in our designs, only in our means. We must join with McDonald's."

OR, more drastic:

"MARCH!!! There will be no dawn for KFC!"

Saruman realises how powerful McDonald's really is.

Uruks: *gather around and start chanting* Food! Food! Food!

Saruman: C'mon guys, I only bought a Big Mac for myself. Did you really think I could afford burgers for all of you? Now go...eat each other...or something like that. I want to enjoy my McDonald's in peace!

Wormtongue: What?! You didn't get anything for me? But I specifically asked for a Happy Meal! :mad:

Grima wonders why the stick Saruman got with his happy meal was so much bigger than his.

Free burger for anyone who survives at Helm's Deep!

OR

For I am Saruman the Hungry, Saruman Burger-Maker, Saruman of Many Calories! Bow before me.

OR

Saruman: While I have been eating these delicious burgers, Grima here had Lotho for lunch.
Grima: I hate you!

Saruman: Who redecorated Orthank? :mad:

OR

Saruman: When I said 'super size' I meant I want a burger this big!

Saruman: "Did somebody defame McDonald's?"

So much to eat, so little stomach!
 

Saruman to the uruk-hai: "We're fresh out of man-flesh. For dinner, you may have a cheeseburger, a hard-boiled egg on a stick, or a toasted marshmallow. Hold that up a little higher for them to see, Grima!"

Editor looking over his footage: What!!!! Now I understand what they were laughing at...

Grima is much disapointed that Saruman prefers McDonalds over Burger King and therefor is no true hip-hopper

Saruman thinks that starving his Uruks and then eating in front of them will make them tougher. Grima thinks different...

OR

Saruman: What do you mean? There is not food in Orthank! You're all crazy!

Saruman: Okay...who of you stole my fries?
Grima: Don't forget about the drink master...

Saruman: who ate the rest of my happy meal

Saruman: Who replaced my Palantir with this? :mad:

OR

Saruman: Soon, we will turn Rohan into the biggest fast food restaurant ever seen!

"None shall be able to stand before the combined fat-content of McMordor's and Isenburger-King!"

"...an army created with a single purpose: to clog the arteries of the world of men."

Saruman: I need something to get these orcs moving! Lazy fatties...

Grima: "To war" sir?

Saruman: No no, I have a better idea... (shouts) TO THE STORE!!

OR

None can resist the grease of Saruman...

Saruman: Pickles?! Now it's tainted!! Henceforth all prospecting cucumbers and vile pickles alike shall be scorged from the earth!

Grima: *Ahem*

Saruman: Oh yeah... Be sure to keep a look out for pesky hobbits, and that ring thing. Now leave me to craft a new and glorious sandwich!

~ not gone Ka

Saruman makes use of his Arts degree: "Do you want fries with that?"

Saruman in mid coughing fit from the shock of consuming man-flesh due to a mistake made by the new orkish employee in his personal Mikky-D's.

Saruman: Good Uruk! You shall have a prize! Now open your mouth, like this. *chucks hamburger*

Priest Saruman and Alter Boy Grima of the Church of McDonald's was really something to see...

After failing in their plans to aid Sauron in world domination, Grima and Saruman open a drive-thru for Oiliphaunt riders and live happily ever after:

"YOUR CHEESEBURGER, SIR! HAVE A NICE DAY, OR ELSE!!"

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Nazgul: "I am Witch-King, son of Wikipedia. If by life or death I can slay you, I will."

The Nazgul accidentally left the camera's auto timer on for 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds. He was asleep when this was taken.

Sorry but this photo creeps me out/Scares me too much for me to think of anything funny to say about it.

Aside: Actually, this isn't the witch-king. WK's sword is slightly different than the others, having a curved and smooth guard rather than a straight and lumpy one. This is a garden-variety Nazgul.

No one will get this one unless I'm not the only IBM mainframe programmer on the Downs:
"This face intentionally left blank."

Udun Dating Video Service: "Tall, dark, and handsome...two out of three ain't bad."

"They said that if I could pull this sword from this stone I'd be the ruddy king of England. Daft buggers..."

"Since I'm invisible, my manicurist can't see my nails -- that's why I have to wear these gloves."

"Alright, alright, who am I now? <strikes pose> 'None shall pass!'"

"I always wear this hood so Sauron does not see that I am making faces at him."

The spirit of Leonardo da Vinci banished Mona Lisa from the original painting after she had started to listen to heavy music.

The actor playing a nazgûl had almost as many facial expressions as Keanu Reeves.

After the fall of Sauron, it was hard for some to get new jobs. This Nazgul is waiting to sign up to sell the Big Issue.

"Please, give alms to the war-veteran of Morannon..."

OR

"You think I look the same like when you saw me last time, eh? Back then, I was wearing black cloak with black hood. You should know, however, that this is totally different black cloak and totally different black hood!"

All were amazed when they saw TM's great Halloween costume.

OR

After the LotR DVD sales starting going down, the Nazgul were forced to search for new workplaces, such as becoming models.

The Witch-King fails to pull the sword out of the stone so instead of becoming king of Britian he becomes the prime minister.

Tony Blair Witch, anyone? You heard it here first.

Yes, THIS is what heroin users end up looking like... Be warned.

(and of course they end up using needles THAT BIG)

After the Sauron experience, many Nazgul had to resort to cheap positions on the DIY network, or the multitude of 'chopper' spin offs...

Nazgul: ...And today we're gonna show how you too can restore the glory days to your armory!

~ a good laugh Ka