Disappointed (or not?!)
 

"Sorry, I'm not happy to see you. It was just a sword in my pants."

1975 and the Witch-King stands proudly outside the Angmar branch of Orcs-R-Us with his brand new Pogo Stick. Tomorrow, we bring you a photo of Sauron with his new Space Hopper.

A new picture, I think...
 

http://i7.tinypic.com/540ij4z.jpg

Witch King: Now, where is that city?

OR

Witch King: I knew I shouldn't have chosen the manically depressed horse.

Witch-King: How did I deserve to be in this thread twice in a row?

OR

Witch-King: Not again! Someone keeps doing inbelievable mess here! Look at these rocks - someone has moved one of them! They have to stay in alignement!

OR

Witch-King: I got a funny feeling that I have a fork in my nose.

W-K (cont'd): ... But I don't know where my nose is...

A saddle of new hedgehog please.
 

As The Morgul-lord leaves his city, he begins to wish he had chose to travel on a Nazgul Airways flight, the seat he was was on was a little uncomfortable due to the orc armourer taking the words 'I want spikes everywhere', quite literally..... ouch :eek:

WK (to the horse): No--no- don't do it--- don't bend your head backwards - AWWW!!!

OR

WK (realizes the road disappears among rocks): *Ahem* Hey-hoo, erm, turn around, soldiers, that was just a drill. Now turn around, we'll take the real road to Osgiliath.

The Witch King is stunned to find that the fabled phantom City Painter has struck Minas Morgul while he was away.

W-K: "Curse you! I want a black and green city! How is it supposed to look meanacing now?"

It was Mischief Night again and the Witch King set out in fury to find the pesky kids who'd bombed his house in eggs and flour.

WK: Will someone please tell me why my steed's armor is more impressive than my weapon? I'm not going to be smiting people with my horse!

Witch-King: Stop here Prancer, let me smite this here rat! Oh darn, stupid ... mace too small... *guh* *ungh* *falls off*

The Wk is having a picture of him with the city in the background taken before he starts the siege.

OR

Didn't those Orcs think that putting spikes on my horse's head is more dangerous to me then to the enemy?

OR

The Wk plans to attack Minas Tirith with his can opener.

The Witch King tries desperately to get his horse to concentrate on the interesting stones, rather than the sky.

The W-k was dumbfounded that nobody in all of Gondor wanted any of his high quality Cutco knives.

I Need a New Travel Agent . . .
 

"And so ends our tour of 'The Most Haunted Castles of Mordor' at terrifying Minas Morgul. We hope you have enjoyed the show and to see you here again very soon! I have been your host, The Witch King."

The Witch-King didn't even notice that he was being followed by a mysterious city.

Orkish Ice Hockey...........
 

The Witch-king presents the opening ceremony of the Mordor Winter Olympics as the contestants ski down the giant Morgul Slalom Slope, then Langlauf past with tribal banners.

The Wk is very happy after getting his horse back from "Pimp my ride".
Especially the flipdown 17'' monitor is great.

OR

Gandalf's uncloaking joke ruins Wk's birthday party, and all the guests go back home.

For old times sake...
 

While in transit to Minas Tirith, the Witch King took a wrong turn and somehow ended up in Iceland.

Witch-King: "Blasted MapQuest!"

who needs Diesel?
 

The Fast and the Furious - Middle Earth style!

Lord Lucan and Shergar leave Oz incognito.

SCREEN:

"Minas Morgul" - Necropolis

Select Witch-King (in garrison)

Do you really want to upgrade your troops from Black Riders to Death Knights?

WK: We will defeat, and there will be man flesh for you, my orcs!!!

the Witch King unfortunately didn't know that the rest hadn't followed him.

Orc1: Why has the witch King not moved in three hours? Why is he crying?

Orc2: Midlife crisis.

WK: I am trying to find the masters Ring and where do i end up? sieging the biggest city on Middle-Earth! thanks alot Map-Quest...

Methinks it's time for a new pic:
http://forum.barrowdowns.com/attachm...tachmentid=464

EDIT: Darnit, how do you make the image appear in the post instead of just a link???

Well, if you upload the picture onto an image.... uploading... place... then use the html code like so:

[IMG]http://www.goodpicture.com/badpicture.jpg [ /IMG]

I sugest using Tinypic.com

Thenamir has shown us his weakness! we must strike now!!!


personally i use Image Shack

Well, let's try something else then...
 

http://i10.tinypic.com/4viulph.jpg

Frodo: Ah Ha! I got the last Cheerio! :D

OR

It was several minutes before Frodo realised that, once again, someone had stolen the silver bit from the middle of his £2 coin.

Frodo: My wizard went to Mt. Doom and all he bought me was this cheesy ring!

(Perhaps Sauron's printed T-shirts would have been less dangerous! :eek: )

Frodo: Mwahahaha! I have the Ring, no one can withstand me now! Just wait, Gummi-bears!

OR

Frodo: Sisyphos was a loser. I cheated Mandos by making this millstone shrink.

Frodo is ecstatic that he has the last piece of soap in all of Mordor!

Frodo: "Ohhhhhohoh! You're my wife now!"

Sam: "Why do we have to put up with your pathetic Papa Lazarou impression every time you pick up that flamin' ring?!"

And then came the hardest moment of Frodo's life: He had to decide which cheek to wash with the soap.

It was even worse than he thought! Gollum suddenly piped up: "Masster! I has washed both sets of my cheekses with that nassty soap."

Frodo: "Sam! The letters in my alphabet soup have formed to make a message to me! It says: 'Oooooooo'."

Sam: "Frodo, those are cheerios."

Frodo: ..................*picks up cheerio* "Make a fool out of me will you?!?!"

Frodo: Why is it that every set of self-assembly shelves from Ikea has a piece you can't identify?

Frodo grabbed for his sword from his belt and pulled it out, sadly it was not his sword but the pin of his grenade

While Sauron struggled to get his new war machine to work, Frodo gloats over stealing the most important part from under the bonnet.

OR

Frodo was a notorious cheat at Tiddly-winks.

Frodo: "I have foiled you Captain Barbossa! I have the last piece of cursed Aztec Gold and I am going to cast it into Mount Doom instead!"