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ElentariGreenleaf 03-03-2003 01:24 PM

I ammmmmmmmm a statue......

Meela 03-03-2003 01:47 PM

Hi, I'm Mickey, your tour guide for today. This, folks, is the Ancient Tree of The Shire! its stood in this magical spot for over 10,000 years. Now, on to the River of Well-Wishers, then we'll be stopping for lunch at the fabulous Prancing Pony!

Galenfea of Mirkwood. 03-03-2003 02:52 PM

everyone's going to jump on me, aren't they?
I couldn't resist:
http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pict...3103023691.jpg
apologies

Meela 03-03-2003 02:57 PM

"oh thank god... my hair's not messed up..."

"oh thank god... Gimli feels the same way..."

(singing) "i am so greeeeaaaaat.... i am so greeeeeaaaaat..."

dragoneyes 03-03-2003 02:57 PM

Praise me! For I am the best in the world!

Meela 03-03-2003 02:59 PM

"must... get... perfect tan..."

ElentariGreenleaf 03-03-2003 02:59 PM

Legolas: WOrship me you Fangirls
Orc: That's it! *pushes Legolas off stage*

Meela 03-03-2003 03:00 PM

"See, Aragorn? I have a halo! You may have a crown, but i have a bright, shiny haaaaalooooooooo!!!"

dragoneyes 03-03-2003 03:04 PM

Don't worry Gimli! I'll catch you!

Diamond18 03-03-2003 03:24 PM

The hills are alive, with the sounds of killing,
With Orcs on the run, filled with many fears!
My bow will be blest, with special effects,
And I'll shoot straight once mooooooore.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire 03-03-2003 05:46 PM

Diamond, I was going to put that! Great minds think alike...LOL!

If all the blood drops were Lembas and elf wine oh what a world it would be!
I'd stand outside with my bow shooting wide:
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
If all the blood drops were Lembas and elf wine oh what a world it would be!

Kates Frodo Temp 03-03-2003 06:21 PM

Forgive me if this one's been done before, but I THINK I looked at everything.

D:\...\TERROR II PICS\deakon-aragorn.jpg

Kates Frodo Temp 03-03-2003 06:22 PM

Okay, so that one didn't work out. Let me try again.
[IMG]D:\...\TERROR II PICS\deakon-aragorn.jpg[/IMG]

Kates Frodo Temp 03-03-2003 06:23 PM

Umm... Allow me to go back and read the instructions, hehe.

Kates Frodo Temp 03-03-2003 06:27 PM

I give up! [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

[ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: Kates Frodo Temp ]

Airehiriel 03-04-2003 09:59 AM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...rnforest_3.jpg

Don't you just hate it when the tree you are climbing comes alive?

Annunfuiniel 03-04-2003 10:09 AM

Hey, would you mind? That really is my nose you're hanging to!

Meela 03-04-2003 12:50 PM

"Watch out, Merry farted!"

ElentariGreenleaf 03-04-2003 02:27 PM

Treebeard: Must.... resist... urge.... to... bite..... hand.....

The Saucepan Man 03-04-2003 03:37 PM

Outraged at Saruman's plans to uproot Fangorn Forest to make way for the Isengard by-pass, Pippin "Swampy" Took leads the tree-huggers in a protest.

Himaran 03-04-2003 04:13 PM

Pippin: Y, Y, You'll be my friend, won't you?

Treebeard: Yes, I'll be your friend, Pippin.

Silmarien 03-04-2003 05:13 PM

sorry if it's too soon for a new pic but I think I can finally put one on
http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...odoandsamblind
Faramir: now I'll just spin you round, you've both got tails, the donkeys pinned to the tree over there.

I'll just give you the addressThe Council of Elrond

[ March 04, 2003: Message edited by: Silmarien ]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy 03-04-2003 06:26 PM

The URL doesn't work either. Here's the picture you were trying to show, however:

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1744655.jpg

Faramir: (grinning mischieviously to himself) "Don't worry! There's no tree in sight!"

Ithaeliel 03-04-2003 08:47 PM

Faramir(?): Shhhhhiiiiiire.... *hard breath*... Baaaggiiiins.....
Frodo: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: There's a hole in my blindfold... I can see you, Faramir; stop being an idiot! Er, that is you, isn't it...? .....Faramir...?

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy 03-04-2003 10:33 PM

Well, I tried to stop myself...:

Faramir: "By the power vested in me as a Captain of Gondor, I now pronounce you..."

Sam: "Wait... Rosie doesn't have hands like that!"

DarkRose 03-05-2003 12:11 AM

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That was a good one, Rynoah!

Sam: Why did I ever agree to participate in this fortune-telling/reading-hands-while-blindfolded scheme?

Faramir: My, my, my! Look at those doom lines on Frodo's hand! They are extraordinarily long. This is grave, indeed.

Frodo: Doom? I laugh in the face of doom!

Meela 03-05-2003 07:42 AM

Faramir: pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake... *smack*

Anything but Arwen 03-05-2003 08:09 AM

Loving the Nazgul one...mmm....faramir...no, bad thoughts...BAD THOUGHTS...

Ok...


"Stay still! You cant give me a leg up into the tree if you mooove..."
"Thats the idea Faramir....why dont you let the lighter HOBBITS up?"
"Nuh uh!!! I wanna climb the treee!!"

Meela 03-05-2003 08:14 AM

(bit like the tree one, sorry)

Faramir: that's it... move forward... just one more step! no, don't worry... there's no hole there, really... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Meela 03-05-2003 08:32 AM

http://mediaviewer.ign.com/ignMediaP...type%3Dpartner

[ March 05, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

Meela 03-05-2003 08:34 AM

ok... ignore that... i didnt think it work work, somehow, although i did follow thingybob's instructions on the first page. can someone tell me how to do it?

Shy Hobbit 03-05-2003 10:27 AM

Mmm, nothing like the taste of cold steel blade to get you going

http://bagendinn.com/images/domtongue.jpg

Diamond18 03-05-2003 12:16 PM

The others began to worry about Merry, but Merry didn't care. He'd discovered a new treat, that couldn't be beat.

"Yum....Orc blood..."

Meela 03-05-2003 01:26 PM

"I told Pippin not to play with the glue..."

peonydeepdelver 03-05-2003 03:08 PM

The Merry one
Gee, I guess Mom was right, when it's winter, never touch your tongue to metal!

The Faramir One
Faramir: Come back, come back, to Osgiliath we shall take you!
Sam: Okay, first, I can see through my blindfold. Secondly, there's only one of you. Thirdly, we didn't go there in the book, and finally, it's clearly supposed to be, "Come back, come back, to MORDOR we shall take you." [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Honestly Faramir, didn't you ever read the book?

Airehiriel 03-05-2003 03:55 PM

Merry likes to recreat scenes from some of his favorite movies. This one is of the movie "A Christmas Story" where Ralphie's friend Flick sticks his tongue to the flag pole on a triple-dog-dare.

New pic:

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/lotrex_new_30.jpg

(Hope this was what you were trying to post Meela.)

Elrond: *thinking* I hope they don't ever figure out that I haven't a clue as to what I have just done.
*waves to group* "Good luck!"

[ March 05, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Rochelle 03-05-2003 04:00 PM

It's the new thing on the market!

Sting popsicles!!

ElentariGreenleaf 03-05-2003 04:28 PM

Merry one:
Merry: Mmmmmmmmm.... sword... OW!
~~~~~~~
faramir one:
Frodo: Faramir, let us go....
Faramir: No. And I'm not Faramir! *pulls back hood* MWAHAHAHAH!
Frodo and Sam: That ain't gonna help, we're blind folded....
Faramir: Darn. Well, it's me. Aragorn. I think Faramir stole my costume...

Meela 03-05-2003 04:39 PM

thanks, Aire! that was the one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Frodo: Elrond, those platform boots really don't suit you, you know...

dragoneyes 03-05-2003 05:13 PM

Merry: Ok Elrond, that's perhaps taking it a little too far with the Ent-draught.


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