Serious Cat prepares for a walkabout.

The Fellowship disappointed as LotR sales are bad 4 years after the movies creat a boy group called Bagshot Row Boys

I can't see the picture. :(

Does this work for you?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64.../catgondor.jpg

As the WK managed to break the gate, he had a big surprise...

The Wargs were a little bigger than gandalf thought

When the true king's away, the cats will play...

Or...

WK: I will break the wizard.

Gandalf: Away foul dwimmerlaik........holy crap.

Or...

Tall ships and tall kings
Three times three
What brought they from the foundered land
Over the flowing sea?
Seven stars, and seven stones,
and one white fe-
line.

Or...

Smaugcat: "Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare!"

Bilbo Mousekins: "No thank you, O Smaugcat the Tremendous! I did not come for presents. I only wished to have a look at you and see if you were truly as great as tales say. I did not believe them."

Smaugcat: "Do you now?"

Bilbo Mousekins: "Truly songs and tales fall utterly short of the reality, O Smaugcat the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities!"

Smaugcat: "You have nice manners for a thief and a liar. You seem familiar with my name, but I don't seem to remember smelling you before. Who are you and where do you come from, may I ask?"

Denecat goes eyeballs to eyeball with the Dark Lord. OR

Denecat: "Im in ur city, depriving teh house of Elendil of teh throne." OR

Nobody tosses a cat!

Eht, hte, eth, het..........THE......
 

Who's thrown gondor where?


TEH HAS DONE IT!

Sauron finally found out why the Gondorians were so secretive about what went on in Minas Tirith... It wasn't what he was expecting.

OR

The new gate was made to look like a cat on the logic that 'Not Even Sauron could hurl a battering ram against this face!'
Unfortunately, Sauron had had a bad childhood which involved cats and he felt that the Gondorians were making a cruel joke...

This is actually just lego with a very rare disease.

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of cats? The Shadow knows. Ha, ha ha!

The first idea for Minas Taxi wasn't so well thought out.

When the Rhovanion delegation was forced to use the servant's entrance, King Tarannon made a mental note to have a word with Beruthiel about over-feeding the cat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...tions_1_16.jpg

Wait...you want me to clean what up?

Or...

And Legolas bade his fangirls worship him, and lo! they placed ale mugs on his altar and burned a dwarvish sacrifice. And Legolas was pleased.

Or...

L: I feel a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me....arrrgh! *dies of alcohol poisoning*

Or...

(after two drinks)

Leggy: I swear to drunk I'm not Eru! *hic*
Gandy: Hmm...you've a bit more in common with Galion than Thranduil, don't you?
Leggy(tapping his nose): Let's not schpread that around too far, shall we, private family matter'n all... *hic*

Legolas is surprised when his imaginary friend beats him at the drinking game...

OR

Legolas is sure the mugs are talking to him...

Legolas: Gimli, I don't care how dirty you are, I am NOT going to give you a sponge bath.

Legolas was beginning to worry that his 'if all else fails add shampoo to ale' measure to cure Gimli of his stank was going in a different direction...

Also, forgive me for trespassing the rules, but I think this thread needs some reviving as I would hate to see it fall into oblivion...

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs6/i/200..._Helcaweth.jpg

Denethor: Pippin, if you break into song one more time I'll have no choice but to throw this overpriced and tasteless gruel in your face...


~ Ka and Koffee

Sauron's new plot to rule Middle Earth involved driving all the people of Middle Earth into debt by selling them ridiculously expensive coffee.

This is not a crazy caption
 

That photo is scary. . .not funny!

Denethor: "Of course I am mad! There are no Tim Horton's left in Middle Earth, and if there are some in the lands of the West, only the elves know."

Denethor: How dare you insult me like this! I asked for a Costa Coffee! :mad:

OR

Denethor: What do you take me for? I would never surcome to the temptations of product placement...

:D

Why thank you, you've noticed the extra masterplan if it was hailed with a shower of 'dare not post early!'. There was also the musing of using him as a handy warning of some kind, or mascot for the 'send to Mordor' thread, but eh. What evil happens, happens. I in no way support this though, mind you...

Ahem, anyways so I am not attacked by the galliant skwerl of chatter:

Denethor: Faramir, to crush any further hope, let's just say i'd rather send this beverage into Rivendell than you.


~ Ka...

Denethor: So Gandalf, you didn't think that I would discover Sauron's cup of power, did you? With this cup, I shall have the power Gondor needs to overthrow Sauron and Mordor once and for all.

The peoples of Middle-earth knew their world was going to the dogs when Gondor started up its own Starbucks chain.

OR

STARBUCKS: The Coffee of Stewards.

(This ad has been approved by Denethor son of Ecthelion II)

....But Sauron had brewed another cup of coffee in secret, deep within the fires of Mount Doom. One cup of coffee to rule them all....

Pippen, you know I demand my caramel cappuccino decaf skinny with no froth...I can't afford to be bloaty and gassy today, I'm going to a barbeque later.

LotR fan: Hey, that's not in the books either!
PJ: Well, how do you think we managed to get the money for the films?

Denethor always had a cup of coffee to jump start his day.

Through his dark arts Sauron had decaffeinated Denethor's elixir, driving him to the madness which eventually caused him to set himself on fire and throw himself off the topmost parapet in Minas Tirith.

Gave me the idea
 

Denethor: Yes Pippin, this is called product placement and with this innovation I plan to systematically ruin cinema, take over Middle-earth and give something for marketing professors to discuss for years to come.

Denethor: Give me more coffee! I haven't slept all night! Pippin was singing! :mad:

OR

Gandalf: So, has your new obsession affected your rule at all?

Denethor: No! Why do you say that? Nothing changes me! I'm all the time good steward. Good stew! Yes! I want stew! No, no, no! I want soup! Oooh, have you ever had tomato soup with chicken? No? Me neither! Sounds good? Who are you? GET OUT! COME BACK! LOOK AT ME! GET OUT! LOOK AT ME! GET OUT! LOOK AT ME WHILE YOU GET OUT!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl...7571/img/1.jpg



So this is what happens when Orcs steal toddlers.

Child: Uglug... I Am your father!

Uglug: No-ooooo!!

OR

Uglug: And would sir like Child with that?

OR EVEN

Child: Hey! You promised me a clown for my party!

Uglug: I CAN BE FUNNY! ... ... Erm... What do you get when you cross a Hobbit with an orc?
...
A freak of nature...

Child: ... MUMMY!!

Uruk-inthe-Eye
 

Ugluk is slightly unhappy that a child has been sick all over his forehead, the child is also unhappy at losing his vanilla milkshake so easily.

Both: MOM!

Or
BOTH: (with a bit of shock in voice)MOM?

This cannot be my stunt double

Ugluk: "Eating kids is a special treat, it grows long hair and great big teeth."

Ugluk: This one's broken. Get me a new one.