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THE Ka 03-25-2008 12:45 AM

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/a...a/jerklike.jpg

Aragorn tries an alternative method of reclaiming the throne by 'dazzling' the people of Minas Tirith...

Aragorn: *clicks tongue, snaps fingers and points* Ciao babe!

~ Ka

Eomer of the Rohirrim 03-25-2008 01:59 AM

Gorn loved to think about all those orcs he butchered.

Legate of Amon Lanc 03-25-2008 04:21 AM

"Use the Colgate toothpaste. Approved by 9 of 10 Rangers."

OR

Aragorn's first meeting with Arwen was not actually that simple as depicted in the books, his attempts to ball Arwen were quite silly. This photo shows him about two seconds before Arwen smacked him to his face.

Hookbill the Goomba 03-25-2008 04:27 AM

Aragorn's worrying reaction made Gandalf never uncloak again.

THE Ka 03-27-2008 01:09 PM

Despite better judgement, Aragorn couldn't help showing off his teeth after brushing them in Galadriel's mirror.

Gwathagor 03-27-2008 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba (Post 551154)
Aragorn's worrying reaction made Gandalf never uncloak again.

HAAAAA!!!

Gwathagor 03-27-2008 09:30 PM

ARAGORN: "Available!"

Valesse 03-28-2008 12:45 PM

Aragorn poses for a personal ad in The 'Downer:

84 y/o Ranger from Rivendell looking for his elven princess.
Must enjoy manly stubble, pseudonyms and 'the natural' look.
I enjoy long walks in the Riddermark and collecting jewlery.

Hookbill the Goomba 03-28-2008 01:09 PM

Aragorn's worrying reaction convinced his horse to never kiss him again. :p

OR

Aragorn put a pin on Gimli's seat.

The Elf-warrior 03-28-2008 10:50 PM

Aragorn couldn't help snickering after he replaced Legolas's shampoo with hair remover.

The Sixth Wizard 04-04-2008 05:31 AM

Aragorn after talking to this guy:

Yeah, dude, I like, totally know what you mean. The orcs were like, dude, man, and then the trolls were like, ROAR, and the place went all like, dark, and whoosh, and a kappoom, and fwoom, and like WOW man it was totally radical...

mormegil 04-04-2008 10:49 PM

Aragorn speaking to Merry: Dude, thanks for that pipe weed.

Eönwë 04-05-2008 03:17 AM

Aragorn about to uncloak

Oddwen 04-05-2008 09:30 AM

Aragorn: Man, I have never felt so wonderful.
Elrond: I would feel just as wonderful if you were wearing pants.

Eönwë 04-06-2008 02:17 AM

Aragorn: Because you're worth it

Rune Son of Bjarne 04-06-2008 05:43 AM

Kind of like Eomer's
 
They say some psychopaths smile as they kill.

Oddwen 04-09-2008 10:01 PM

Aragorn: I love gazing at myself in a mirror...I'm so handsome and distinguished looking.
Pippin: Why are you looking at me like that?

Or...

Aragorn: My wedding day! The happiest day of my life!
Pippin: Why are you looking at me like that?

Or...

Aragorn: At long last, the One Ring has been destroyed! Frodo, the world cannot thank you enough!
Pippin: Why are you looking at me like that?

Or...

Aragorn: I love what toothpaste does for my teeth. Thanks for recommending it to me, Pippin!
Pippin: Legolas! I found who's been smoking your shampoo!

Oddwen 04-09-2008 10:06 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...romirshock.jpg

B: A LotR fan radio drama is being made? I am so there!

Or...

Boromir was always told about the strange things Elves used for seats. He was told that Elves are very, very sensitive about their cultural traditions, and woe unto the mortal who mocked them. Still, he couldn't keep this look off of his face as he sat down, or as Elrond asked him why he had sat on the refreshment tray.

Hookbill the Goomba 04-10-2008 04:51 AM

In the middle of a spell, Gandalf is about to sneeze; Boromir can't wait to see what happens...

OR

Elrond: Well, this council has been going on for some time now. Who's up for some Pizza?

Boromir: Yeah!

Eomer of the Rohirrim 04-10-2008 08:03 AM

"Don't worry lads, Boromir brought the cookies along. Right?"

Gwathagor 04-10-2008 09:53 AM

Boromir: "Frodo? Who's Frodo? What Ring?"

OR

Gandalf: "Dahkness took me..."

Boromir: "...you don't have to be so gleeful about it."

("dahk" being a slang term of Elvish vulgarity)

The Only Real Estel 04-13-2008 03:16 PM

And with one mistake, Boromir suddenly realizes sword-swallowing isn't the safest of professions.

Oddwen 04-13-2008 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel (Post 553006)
And with one mistake, Boromir suddenly realizes sword-swallowing isn't the safest of professions.

Neither is being on the bottom of a cheerleading pyramid, apparently.

The Sixth Wizard 04-14-2008 12:52 AM

Elrond: And that's when we march into the heart of Enemy controlled land with the only thing that could really tick him off!

Boromir: I hope that's the apple pie I just sat in...

Mithalwen 04-14-2008 02:14 PM

Boromir remembers where he left his horse.

mormegil 04-15-2008 08:05 AM

Arwen: Boromir, did you sit on my apple pie?

Boromir: I sure hope so.

Holbytlass 04-16-2008 04:04 AM

Boromir is blinded by Aragorn's(last pic) teeth.

Hookbill the Goomba 04-17-2008 02:16 AM

The real reason Minas Trith burned: Bormir left the iron on...

Eönwë 04-20-2008 04:30 AM

Boromir: Why did I tell Legolas that sword-swallowing was a good idea?

Hookbill the Goomba 04-21-2008 03:50 PM

Boromir attempts to break the awkward silence caused by Gandalf pointing out Elrond's fly was open.

B: Scrabble anyone?

The Elf-warrior 04-21-2008 05:29 PM

Boromir couldn't shake the suspicion that Legolas was trying to beg, borrow, or steal Elrond's Ring of Power on behalf of his father.

Eönwë 04-22-2008 01:50 PM

Boromir is upset that people are making assumptions of him just because of one picture.

Eönwë 04-22-2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holbytlass (Post 553224)
Boromir is blinded by Aragorn's(last pic) teeth.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba (Post 551154)
Aragorn's worrying reaction made Gandalf never uncloak again.

or maybe:

Boromir after he saw Aragorn's reaction (last pic) to him uncloaking.

Valesse 04-22-2008 08:47 PM

Then somewhere far in the distance the campy stylings of the 1980s could be heard. Boromir, son of Denethor, knew that it was indeed his time in the sun.

OR

Boromir: But... but he has his nose!
Elrond: *sigh* It's only his thumb, Boromir.

Holbytlass 04-23-2008 06:30 AM

Boromir looking at Oddwen's avatar: I think I'm in love

Morthoron 04-23-2008 07:38 PM

Ummm...Arwen...I am indeed happy to see you...but that really is the Horn of Gondor in my pocket.

Eönwë 04-24-2008 02:37 AM

Boromir looking at aragorn in the last pic, who's saying: I have the real horn of Gondor.

THE Ka 04-24-2008 08:58 PM

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/a...utchanyone.jpg

Gandalf: Again?! You have to be joking, last week it was only a dime!

Guard 1: Hey, hey, until you cut down on your sporatic and spontaneous 'dramatic entrance' scenes you're going to have to foot the bill...

Guard 2: Oh, don't forget the additional 'uncloaking within upper city limits' tax too...

Gandalf: *mumble* I'll show you uncloaked... *mumble*

Gwathagor 04-24-2008 09:12 PM

Guard: Heeey Gandalf, give me five, brother!

Other Guard (under his breath): Suck up...

Hookbill the Goomba 04-25-2008 03:38 AM

Gandalf: Okay, here are the keys. Make sure you LOCK the door. I don't want to come back and find some one's stolen Minas Tirith AGAIN! :mad:

OR

Gandalf: I've been using moisturizer... can you tell?

Guard: ... And just when I thought wouldn't need therapy anymore... :(


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