It's scary, sitting on a horse, but as long as you have someone to hold your hand nothing bad should happen.

Guard: "Of course, Mr. Gandalf, Lord Sauron the Great awaits you..."

OR

Gandalf: "Here's for the parking ticket, and please take my starship (in the background) to the dock..."

Gandalf arrives at Minas Tirith in order to convince Boromir who had named him self "The Great Dragon Slayer" to join the quest for Erebor, unfortunately Boromir later claimed that the title had always been "The Great Dragoon Slayer"

Gandalf: No, no, no! You're holding your spear all wrong! Try and make it straighter like Harry over there.

Guard2: Erm, my name's Bob.

Gandalf: Shut up, Harry!

Guard: "Please, sir, wash your hands here before entering the city."

"Not a word, now," said Gandalf slipping the man some green.
"Not a word," winked Ingold.

Gandalf: I am telling you it is not a real arm. . . try to feel it.

Gandalf: This is how real men make an entrance... Wait... I'm not a man. Here, take my ring.

Shadowfax: Yeah, just put it in the cupboard until I get back would you?

The guard stares in disbelief, as Gandalf after loosing faith in the fellowship desides to hand him the one ring in a rather uncerimonial fashion.

or

The guards cannot belive their luck as Gandalf decides to hand them over the keys to Shadowfax

Gandalf: Park it for me boys

or

The guard had no idea that the sweets Gandalf just gave him would soon tast of garlic and decaying matter.

Guard 1: "Charity for an ex-leper sir?"

Gandalf: "Even if I'm in a hurry to save the world... here, take care of yourself lad."

Guard 2: "OMG, I can't believe He is buying it!"

Gandalf: Alright, now we bring our hands back, snap, then grab one another's thumbs... yeah, just like that.
Guard: Swell! So I'm part of the Fellowship now?
Gandalf: Sure, but you have to pay for your tee-shirt.

Gandlaf prepares to pull the leaver that will open the trap door beneath Denethor...

Denethor: There is no victory! We will all burn! Just you watch! I will not stay Heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeee! Gandalf I hate yoooouuu!!!

After a bizarre case of mistaken identities, Gandalf has to return teeth to disapointed Gondorians.

guard thinks: Grreatt!! He brings in that thing again, now I'm on dooty-duty!

Arwen and Legolas, simultaneously: What lotion do YOU use?

Elves really should know better than to play with super-glue

The Elves haddn' t quite got the hang of this 'high-five' thing.

Arwen checks Legolas for wrinkles.

Frodo is great...ugh! Repulsive!
 

Figur: Hmmmm-mmmm, is this something Aragorn won't like? I can...make sure...he won't find out...for a price...

Arwen: "Just a second, Legolas, my telepathaphone keeps losing reception."

Arwen and Legolas, simultaneously: *SLAP*

OR

Arwen and Legolas, simultaneously: Your ears are weird! :(

Guy-In-Background thinks: "Oooh what's that on my shoes? Huh, nothing, just light. Look, the light's on the floor, too! Fascinating. La de da. I am absorbed in the quality of light upon the floor. Hmm hm hm. These trees are clearly artificial." *whistles a few casual notes* "I sure hope Aragorn doesn't walk by right now... *looks up* "Oh come on, you guys! STILL! This is getting really awkward for me!"

Little Known Elven Fact: When greeting a fellow dignitary, it is customary for notible figures to approach one another and shake each others' ears. This acts as an efficient VIP badge...

Arwen: Ah ha! You're Legolas, Prince of Greenwood, no?

Legolas: Sorry, I've got nothing on this ear of yours... Who are you again?

Or...

Arwen & Legolas: How do you dooo-? *yoink*


Or...

Arwen & Legolas: Where did you have you're ears done?!

~ Or... Ka

Figur: What manly hands...

Arwen, Figwit, and Legolas say their tearful farewells as Legolas is slowly devoured by Elrond's hair.

Elrond: My manly hair will eat you all!

Arwen: What foundation do you use? Your skin is so smooth.

Legolas: Oh, it's from my dermatologist, Gandalf...it's hypo-allergenic. The UV rays outside of Mirkwood wreak havoc on my Sindarin skin. You should try some, Arwen, your skin's a little rough.

Elrond:
He'll eat nutritious lembas and swallow raw nightengale eggs.
Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, ears, and legs.
Such an effort if he only knew of my plan.
In just seven days, I can make you a man...

Arwen: Look deep into my eyes Legolas... You... Will... Believe in Elrond the Magnificent's... Manly Hair treatments...

Figwit: I... Do... Believe!

Arwen: Foiled again!

Legolas: I can't help it babe, its the way my hair's supernatural ultra-sheen works. None shall resist and Elrond shall despair with horrible hair. *flips hair and puts on sunglasses*


~ Ka

New picture times...
 

Let's get this train wreck back on the road... Yes...

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Bilbo very quickly regretted trying to smoke The Barrow Wight.

OR

The spirit of the Giant Ear finally left Bilbo's body!

Bilbo's attempt to blow a bubble with his gum is a complete failure.

Gandalf first practiced his exorcizing technique on Bilbo before he went on to Théoden.

Unlike comic strip heroes with decades of practice, poor animated Bilbo was unable to keep his dialogue balloon aloft.

Bilbo: Ugh! It's sticky! What is it??

Gollum: Youuuu'll find out...

The reason Bilbo was a bachelor: bad breath.

OR

Gandalf always did wonder what happened to his more magical hat... Bilbo ate it.

Bilbo: I knew blowing bubbles without a hoop was a bad idea-maybe I'll use a ring next time!

Bilbo blowing out the cobwebs.

Bilbo: Yuck. Mushrooms will do that to you.