Gimli: Cap'n I'm givin' her all she's got, but the ship's tractor beam is pullin' me inta space!"

Not to mention his skill with the elbow-Boromir...

Realizing the gravity of the situation Boromir did his best to concentrate at the task at hand, but it was to no avail. He couldn't shake the feeling that the gastro-intestinal problem he developed while in Rivendell would rear it's ugly head at this most inopportune moment.

or

Gimli: That still only counts as one...oh wait that's later that I say that.

Boromir has that shrinking feeling...
 

It is a little known fact that "Boromir the Tall" was an ironic nickname. The man of Gondor was actually scarcely taller than Gimli ......

or

While Gimli was Gandalf's favourite during the journey through Moria, it seemed that the sun really did shine out of his......

Time for something new...

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Treebeard was furious that, despite Saruman's assurances, the earrings weren't very stylish.

OR

Quickbeam was about to become the world's first folk singing ent! :eek:

I looked at the picture and thought of two caption, unfortunately I continued reading and found out that they where very close to hookbills. . .

"Merry and Pippin is getting tought some new drinking songs"

and

"Treebeards new "bling bling" was the envy of the other ents"

The jokes aren't the same, but the general theme is!
Anyways I shall come up with some new ones.

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Merry and Pippin was suprised about just how pleasant it was getting limbs eaten by an ent.

Merry and Pippin was too polite to tell Treebeard that his beard was so sticky and quilted that they where helplessly stuck.

This pic . . .
 

. . . takes the expression 'chip off the old block' to a new level.

I mean, look at the hair, man.

Treebeard: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

Ents: He's a lumberjack and...what?

Merry and Pippin were about to experience the strangest Diana Ross & The Supremes tribute act in any world.

Fifty years on Bill and Ben were much as they ever had been but time had taken a terrible toll on the Little Weed.

http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/chi...m_and_weed.jpg

Treebeard still couldn't work out where the voices in his head were coming from.

OR

Quickbeam was highly amused that Treebeard was still sporting an Afro.

Treebeard: And swing your partner dosie-doe...

or

Pippin couldn't help himself, ent draught just gave him a terrible case of gas.

I don't get this one. :confused:

But, regardless of the picture, one can always fit in a common theme. Say...

Gandalf's uncloakings were attracting new audiences every week. :D

Trebeard: Isenguard!

Hobbits: Isenguard!

Quickbeam: Isenguard!

Ent: It's only a model.

Treebeard: Shh!!

The Ents Strike
 

"What do we want?"

"No orcs!"

"When do we want it?"

"NOW!"

Premonitions.
 

Treebeard: Oh, look, new pic!

Quickbeam: This should be fun.

http://www.lordoftherings.net/legend...ia/moria11.jpg

This is Sam after seeing Gandalf uncloak.

~*~ or ~*~

This is Sam after seeing Mt. Zoom go by.

Sam realised that he left his trousers at home...

OR

Gandlaf removes his beard to wipe his chin sweat away...

Sam: Mr Strider sir, I spent two lifetimes in the Wild. Now do I look like you?

Aragorn: . . .

Deleted scene: Sam is caught trying to strangle Frodo and steal the Ring.

Sam: "The mushrooms were excellent, Mrs Maggot..."

... until they grew four hundred feet tall and started eating children...

Impossible things? Or not?
 

Sam (drunkenly): Oh, look. It'sh a flying Balrog.

Frodo: Don't be silly, Balrogs don't have wings.

Gollum: And even if they did, they couldn't fly, no they couldn't precious.

Sam: Okay then, who'sh that? Tom Bombadil on a hang-glider?

Nonsensical singing heard.

Sam: . . . Okay, could be Elvesh. Eru knowsh they have thoshe horrible shongsh.

Sam stares in disbelife as Cliff Richards and Tony Blair plays a game of twister

or

Quite suprisingly Sam's own hair tried to poke out his eyes

or

This is how Sam looked seconds before he was defeated by the Jigsaw Puzzle of Doom!

In Cirith Ungol
 

''Begging your pardon, Mr Frodo, but they haven't got the Ring.''

''What do you mean? Did you take it?''

''Mmmm... yeah...''

''That's great! So we can sneak out and go to Mount Doom now!''

''Well, no, y'see Mr Frodo, I traded them for .... some seeds. They totally work, look: I already grew some cress with them.''

''You traded the Ring for a basic vegetable?''

''Um, yeah.''

''Well, I am really hungry--''

''Look out! They have a cave troll!"

Sam stumbles upon Elrond trying on his old clothes from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

Frodo: So I've been thinking about it Sam, why didn't they just mount us up on some eagles and then fly over?

Sam is glad of the Orcs' intervention: perhaps no-one will notice that his trousers fell down.

Edit: just noticed Hookbill made that joke. :D Ok, er, how about:

Sam is caught trying on Galadriel's dress.

Memorable posts.
 

Sam: Gimli was a WHAT?!

As the Edinburgh festival gets under way...
 

Grima's routine doesn't go down as well as he had hoped...


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Alternative comedy? Alternative Comedy? You call a flour bomb alternative comedy?

Grima: Well, it was better than Gandalf's disappearing cl- *Hookbill is speared to the wall by five hundred spears*

Gandalf does the macarena after Hookbill gets speared.

Grima tortures Theoden by tying him to a chair and forcing him to watch Big Brother continuously.

Grima looks on as the horse hair on Eomer's helm begins to grow and grow.

Theoden: Not again!

OR

Grima: Is Eowyn kicking that Dwarf for a reason?

Theoden: Just... Just let it go... :rolleyes:

Grima: (Looks around cautiously) Did you hear the one about...
Theoden: Not another one...:rolleyes:

Grima: My lord, Gandalf is staring at us, and he doesn't look happy.

Theoden: Zzzzzz

I just remembered one! Here's one for you Hookbill. ;)

Hamma: Announcing the arrival of John Fillis!

You forgot to mention what Grima and Theoden said about that.

Theoden: Who is John Fillis?
Grima: Your guess is as good as mine...

Gríma who?
 

Théoden: Severus, I need my Wolfsbane Pot--AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Theoden's sick horse gets into the throne room... AGAIN!

Grima was furious: he had ordered the mummy, not the zombie.