Gandalf didn't know that Merry and Pippin had stuck the *other* gigantic dragon firework under his robes...


Or...


Gandalf's pyrotechnics were in huge demand at concerts.

Gandalf was lucky, he could have frozen to death in a much more silly position.

or

Gandalf did not know it, but by pulling that handle he released Durin's Bane

or

Gandalf's extreme cocain addiction was just too absurd to make the books.

Gandalf's attempts to convince his wife that he'd given up smoking proved somewhat unsuccessful. He couldn't work out how she knew he was lying...

Just like any other male, Gandalf's primal instincts were stirred by the scent of charcoal briquettes and cheap sausages and burgers being burnt to a crisp on a smoking barbecue. He inhaled the heady smell with relish before grabbing his apron and tongs.

Gandalf gets in a steam bath...

OR

No one could've prepared for Middle-earth's next big pop sensation, Gandalf the Grey.

"This humidity is just horrible for my hair."

In a never aired December, 1984 Tonight Show episode
a live studio audience prefers Johnny Carson's Karnac the
Magnificent to Gandalf's.

(It was preempted by a debate between Smaug and Mother Teresa
over the virtues of hoarding wealth ).

Gandalf the Grey: Lord of the Interpretive Dance.

Gandalf: "Ah.....the heady air of the outdoor smoking area at Orthanc!"

After watching Britain's Got Talent Gandalf too pretends to be Paul Potts ad starts singing.

Gandalf was the only mime-artist never to make it out of the box.

Gandalf prepares to perform the all LOTR cast rendition of Michael Jackson's Thriller.

Thanks, Oddwen. ;D

Gandalf: The Phaaaantom of the Opera is theeere... inside your mind!



(ps: i was looking through my saved LotR pictures, & found one that i think would be suitable for captioning. But is it too soon? How does one know when to post a new picture?)

Gandalf: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be...............................
..........................Roy Wood from Wizzard!"













Naz - there was a 'rule' that after about 20 or so posts, or if the jokes dry up, it's time for anyone who has got a good one, to bung a new pic on :)

One of Gandalf's less known achievments was when he defeated The Rotten Stick of Doom!

or

Once again Gandalf mistook a random branch for Excalibur

Gandalf was far too shy to take off his clothes in the sauna.*


*Which makes you wonder about all the uncloaking, I suppose...

Gandalf ignores the fact that his fireworks are all setting off all at once & are wreaking havoc all over Hobbiton...

Gandalf: Well, let's see what this little girl has to say about it, hm?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/fegie/temp.jpg

*staring as the fireworks go up in flaming glory*

Please God, not another "entertaining" lecture from Gandalf about the unreasonably high sulfur and nitrogen levels in his competitors fireworks! That is soooo BORING!

It seems to me that she is rolling her eyes as if she were bored...

I'm only listening because Bilbo gave me a Barbie as a present.

The best firework was the one where Gandalf accidently launched himself four miles into the air. This Child watched intently.

A member of the Jackson Five accidentally winds up in Middle-earth.

Even Hobbit children were keen on Harry Potter as Gandalf found out when they were all in awe because 'Dumbledore' had turned up for Bilbo's party.

"I want to hear more about Sam, dad. Why didn't they put in more of his talk, dad? That's what I like, it makes me laugh. And Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam, would he, dad?"

A sheltered Hobbit child encounters her first (bearded) Dwarf.

"Mithta Dwarf, when I get as big as you, will I get a beard too?"

A hobbit learns that Elvis really isn't dead.

This hobbit child learns early the effects of moonshine on her elders. There is nothing so bizarre and scarring as drunken hobbits bumping and grinding.

(Ok, i killed this thread & i'm gonna revive it! Sorry, you guys... :\\)

"Wow, i wonder for how long he can keep that up..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...rondscream.jpg

Elrond when he found out who ate the last of his lembas.

Elrond: Figaro, figaro, figaro!

or

Elrond does his impersonation of a gold fish.

The instant Elrond first uttered the word "doom", he knew that he and it were meant to be...forever.


Or...


Galadriel: And do you, Elrond Peredhil, take my daughter to be your wife?

Elrond: I do...m.

Celebrian: Grr!

So this is who chants "Doom! The Crack of Doom!" in the Rankin-Bass RotK!

Elrond prepares to do the new exercise craze that is sweeping Middle-Earth...facercise!

Elrond never got the hang of whistling.

or

Elrond's lower jaw gets stuck.

or

Elrond does his best Beorn impression.

or

Elrond learns a new eyebrow trick.

An old chestnut, oft gnawn...
 

E: "Disorder! Disorder! Disoooo-oooo-ooorder!"

Elrond tries to take the ring from Isildur by sucking all the air out of Mt. Doom.

Elrond sings!

Agent Elrond smells man-flesh one too many times.

Elrond tries to show people what the ring looks like, only using his mouth.

or

Elrond learned the hard way that it is rather painful to use leeches as eyebrows.

As Gandalf prepares...

Elrond: NO!!!!

Waitress: What would you like for breakfast sir?

Elrond: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOridge, please.