He is also a POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOr tipper.

Elrond tries to shatter the ring by singing at a really high pitch.

OR

Steel underpants were not comforable at the best of times...

Elrond after healing Frodo:

"I'd like to share something with you, Mr. Baggins.
Hobbits aren't really mammals. They spread everywhere
using up the resources of Eriador. They're a virus!"

"Here's Johnny!"

A festive caption;

Elrond: Silent Night, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY Night.

E: Goooo-OOOORgoroth where the wind goes sweeping down the plains...

The ice cube down the shorts routine went over as expected.

A naughty mischief maker sent the designs for the Elrond action figure to the wrong sort of doll factory...

:eek:

Alright, alright, maybe it's time for a new image? :p

Okay, let's see the mileage out of this one shall we.

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z...o/kingdead.jpg

King of the dead: It's translucent you idiot not transparent, there is a difference.

or

King: Yes it is rather irritating that I cannot shave, thank you for bringing it up.

The King of the Dead was quite pleased by Aragon's offer. Previously, he'd been the understudy for the 'walk' symbol on pelican crossings.

The King of the Dead tries his grimmest grin.

The King of the Dead just couldn't understand why he never made it as a Children's Entertainer. :(

King of Dead: Wedgies will not work on me Gimli son of Gloin.

Aragorn wanted to see what happens and so he ate some glow sticks for breakfast.

King of the Dead to Austin Powers:
"Yeah baby! Eat your heart out. I am one sexy b**ch!"

*Snarling* I smell man flesh!

or

*Snarling* I smell Legolas's shampoo!

or

*Snarling* Not again, Gandalf!


Basically, it should include snarling.

Who...turned....off....GENERAL HOSPITAL?!

The King of the Dead regenerates into...King of the Still Dead.

King of the Dead: "What do you mean, I look like the Flying Dutchman from Spongebob Squarepants?"

Sorry to do this again...
 

The king of the dead is unimpressed with Gandalf's famous 'trick'

King: "Have you got something for a really, really, really bad cold?"

"I'm not dead, I'm just pinin' for the fjord."

Winner of the 'Elvis Impersonator 2008 Award' just announced....

Secrets of Middle-earth No.42

The King of the Dead got that corpse-like appearance from spending far too much time basking in the glow of his 50" Plasma TV playing Guitar Hero on his Wii.

"Me mum used to play the 'I've got your nose' game when I was little. I see now it was no game."

Here's an appropriate little ditty I've heard sung to The Beatles' "Yesterday":

Leprosy,
All my skin is falling off of me --
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Oh, Leprosy, is eating me...

Kiss me quick
Before I lose my upper lip,
I don't even have a nose to pick
Since I contracted leprosy...

Sorry, not a very festive holiday tune. *shrugs*

The King of the Dead was very peeved to discover that all this time he and his army had been hiding out in a uranium mine...

"This is a local mine, for local people, there's nothing for you here."

No mining! Not allowed!

(That's for mst3000 people). :)

Even from a distance you could tell that the King of the dead had an odour problem.

The King of the Dead just had one of those poker faces... or a face that looked like it had come against a kind of hot poker.

King of the Dead: "Yeah... it's a crown AND a helmit, dude... and get this... I don't even need it."

We've all seen these before...
 

The latest Middle-Earth skin care product went just a bit overboard with their 'Before' picture...

The Doctor was less than pleased with the results of his latest regeneration.

The King was disappointed that he was so rotten, he had to be replaced...

http://www.edbeardjr.com/store/catal...ges/tol007.jpg

A senile Gandalf the White catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror.

OR

Gandalf sees Saruman the White Uncloaked.

Willy Wonka Meets LOTR??
 

Tobold Hornblower's Longbottom Leaf Factory

Gandalf: "I won the last golden scroll!!!"

Coming soon to a theater near you!

Secrets of Middle-earth Number 85

Gandalf the White had a second job as the oldest pole dancer in Middle-earth; though he didn't get that many tips.

Gandalf finds a new and interesting use for Hobbits.

"Group huuuuuuuuug!"