Elrond: Alright, which one of you put these ridiculous plaits and trinkets in my hair?!

Merry: Should we tell him it was Arwen?

Legolas: No, let's just get out of here before he realizes she likes Aragorn

Elrond: (thinking) "Well, there goes any chance of saving Middle-Earth. Better start packing for the Undying Lands...."

Elrond (thinking) Well that's one bunch of house guest I've gotten rid of. Now I wonder how to get rid of the rest of them.

It was then that Elrond realized there was something sticking out of his nose.

(Can you imagine it? "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!" said with some unsightly green blob stuck to his face.)

OR

Elrond: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"

*blank stares*

Elrond: "Okay, you'll be stuck together on this long journey until one of you dies and you all split up."

All: "Ohhhhhh! Right! Gotcha!"

[ March 06, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...lfbalrog_1.jpg

Bored with conventional rodeo, Gandalf decided to spice up his life by rustling up some Balrogs.

Gandalf, meteor stopper

I told you to LEGGO MY EGGO!! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

the new chef had a few problems with the main course

LOL! Good ones!
Hope it isnt too early for a new picture:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...n_moria_12.JPG

Pippin: This is what happens when you don't listen to your ole dad and stay home like a good boy!

A little lame; I'll do a better one later. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Fighting these dangling pink tennis balls is harder than it looks.

(what the heck is that in the background???? it looks like gimli, so im using that)

Gimli's strip show scared away more than just the orcs.

Gimli.....strip show......ewwwwww

Okay, here's mine:

Pippin: *desperately trying to look mean and intimidating* bares teeth at on coming Orc.

Orc: *stops and looks at Pippins teeth* I'm sorry, but, you've got something between your teeth, and it's really bugging me. Could you get it please?

Pippin: shakes his head and looks a little startled, but proceeds to try and pick out food.

Orc: No, no, it's right here. *points to the spot on his own teeth (which are amazingly pearly white)* Right between these two.

Pippin finally gets the food out.

Orc: *breathes a sigh* Thank you so much. I hate to be a bother you know. But it was just grossing me out. I just can't work under those conditions.

While the Orc finishes complaining, Merry stabs him in the back.

Pippin: Oh, thanks Merry. He was getting on my nerves!

"Dont look now guys; i just trod in dog poop!"

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1771967.jpg

Here is the image you were trying to post (it gave me a pretty unflattering thumbnail of Gandalf saying "Loser" and berating you for trying to directly link to an image on their servers).

That's the one, thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I was a little shocked to see if the pic I posted had any replies and there was Gandalf looking right at me "Loser!" Although that was sort of amusing [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Merry and Pippin: *gasp* Gandalf is calling people names!

*sigh* I know it was bad [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

"Wait a minute...a hot tub and..ALE? Hey, i thought they were having a serious council!!"

"Come on! Let's crash this party!!"

Eeewww! I didn't know they were going to have a pool party instead of a council.

Pippin: *gasp* Man she's hot!
Merry: Uh, Pippin. I think aragorn is threatening to kill you....

LOL! laughed out loud at that last one!

and yes they were going to have a pool party! that was why it was SECRET, so nobody could come and see the royalty acting like fools!

Merry: Are they eating...?
Pippin: Can I see...?
*Together: Mushrooms???????????????

Merry: since when has Elrond worn stilettoes???

Pippin: you didn't realise? pfff...

Both: Oh my god!

Merry: The Horror!

Pippin: Elrond.....tap dancing.....NOOOOOOO!

No idea where *that* came from....

Merry: Oh my god!

Pippin: They have PIE!

Again....no idea.....right....i'll shut up now...

Do I sense that it is time for another?
http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pict...3_14_56_53.jpg
I hate Mondays.

"I want my mommy!!!!!"

I know, it's lame [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Ahhhh! Not the bunnies!!

The Pippin one 2 or so photos up-

Pippin: Constipated....can't...help....myself....
Yes, I do know I'm nasty, thanks for asking. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

The new one:
Saruman:
Look, I think you just stepped in something...no I am NOT going to help you get out!

The picture that had many White Wizards going pro-abortion.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Look at my HAIR!!!!!!

Uruk-Hai: How am I supposed to kill anything if I haven't got any eyes?
Saruman: Just randomly slash at things, it usually works.

Oh My! that is a scary looking picture [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Orc: I seem to be a little sticky, could you hand me a paper towel, Please?

This is for the Merry and Pippin one. I tried posting it a while back but my computer wouldn't let me.

Merry: Omigosh! Gandalf's doing the wedgie dance!
Pippin: Oh no! And there goes Elrond and Boromir and Legolas and Aragorn and Gimli and... No, Frodo, no!
Merry: Don't give in to the power of the ring, Frodo!
Pippin: What ring? All I see are bunch of demented people!

Can you tell that I'm around my little sister and her friends way too much?!

Btw, the Saruman pic won't come up for me. Any idea why? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

Creature: Eeeeeeee ... Uh ... Oh, sorry, wrong film. Can anyone point me in the direction of the Nostromo?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...n_battle_7.JPG

Aragron: How many times do I have to tell you? NO, I do NOT want to dance with you!

Aragorn: thats it, wiggle those hips! yeh, baby! *tango music*

or

Aragorn: that's the last date we'll be going on together...

Aragorn: Hang on a sec, I think you've got something in your eye....

okay, bad, gimme a break I'm tired...

I'm flattered, really. But for the last time, I'M ALREADY TAKEN!

[ March 11, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ]

Aragorn: Don't worry, we'll have that helmet off you in a bit.

That Uruk reminds me of the one on the original thread who looked like he was really peeved off at having his helmet stuck on his head or something.

I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY ARWEN!!!!!