Mac becasue he was the first to give then McDonalads

why did Saruman breed Uruk Hai not something else?

The Uruk-Hai were the closest thing he could find to giant, man-eating, worrior hamsters.
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How were the Uruk-Hai bred?

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Aerandir Carnesir ]

With a little startch, yeast, and a touch of red food colouring. (Saruman watched "Martha Stewart" frequently).

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Why did the Wood-Elves not like the giant spiders?

Because they kept finding them in their bathtubs.

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Why was Bard so miserable?

he saw his wife with his dog


why was there all these wars with melkor and Sauron and elves and stuff [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

A nasty disagreement over who should foot the bill.

What is Minas Arnor?

It's a type of fungus that grows inside the nostrils. Very nasty. Arwen suffered from it quite badly, which is why she refused point-blank to accompany the Fellowship of the Ring.

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Where should you keep your Athelas?

Athelas? Pah, it's just a weed. So put that in your pipe and smoke it! An idea forms...

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It's a little known fact that Shelob was not really the last Spawn of Ungoliant. Who was?

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Whimsina Fluffilegs. By then the bloodline was so diluted that Whimsina was actually an orange glove-puppet spider with huge eyebrows and only five legs.

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What distinguishes Men of Harad from other Men?

It's their mustaches, white gloves, and tophats. Quite distinguished.

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What was the first thing that the Elves saw upon awakening?

a big embarassment of then all being naked! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

why did elves help man?

It was originally a plot by the Elves to gain support and wipe out the Dwarves. The Elves were really horrible in the 1st age.

Who is the most renowned Dwarf and why?

sneezy, because he managed to push an entire legion of Moria orcs into a chasm with just one sneeze!


how many times did sam drop his pots and pans after leaving hobbiton and throwing them down a crack on the Gorgoroth plain?

he lost count becasue he had a string on them and was playing


Why is Cirdan one of the Oldest elves?

because he just is.

Who is the most famous person in ME?

Círdan is one of the oldest because he sold his soul to Morgoth, and has a picture stashed away which looks very ugly, to say the least.

It's clean-shaven.

And Círdan is of course the most famous person in Middle-earth, because he's the only ticket out of that dratted place.

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If Bilbo hadn't gone with the Dwarves on the Quest for Erebor, who would have made the number a lucky 14?

The most famous person in Middle Earth is Faramir. He's on TV all the time.

And if Bilbo hadn't gone then Gandalf had already lined up Tom Bombadil to go with the Dwarves.

Why is Luthien regarded as the greatest Elf of all time?

number 14 would have been Gollum, duh!
and luthien is regarded as the greatest elf of all time because she invented deodorant, which saved the elves from the stink of the secondborn forever!


what is a hobbit's favourite non-alcoholic drink? (and i said NON!)

This monster of a thread has run its course (about 30 pages ago). Closing.

Let's *not* start another.

Thanks