Gandalf's stay in Lórien abruptly ended as he 'accidentally' discovered Galadriel's private bath.

Gandalf auditions for a spot in a cheesy commercial
 

"How ahr ya?!"

(inspired by someone else being inspired by MST3K. ;))

Colour Blind
 

Gandalf the White runs to the hills when he is told of the forthcoming Hobbit movie, and is told he has to change back into his scratchy old grey kit. He is also not happy about having the grey rinse again either.

The wizard look remarkably cheerful for somone being sucked down a plughole.

Gandalf the White gets t'monk on because his new robes haven't been ironed by Varda.

Gandalf finally discovered, after his many travels, the best portable outhouse Middle-earth had to offer.

Gandalf: I'm HOME!!!!

Gandalf cries vainly for help as he is swept over the watery precipice of Rauros in nothing more than an ashtray made to look like a scallop shell.

Gandalf: "Shoggoths? There are no shoggoths here. On a completely unrelated note, does your insurance cover mental illness?"

I am the ghost of winter solstices past. Come with me
Smeagol to the house of your grandmother as
she greets you and Deagol for that holiday.

Gandalf multitasks by both posing for an El Greco painting and parting the Red Sea.

The poster for Gandalf’s new role in the dwarf opera

Or

Gandalf: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM EVIL

"Yeh, but you should have seen the one that got away, it was this big",said Gandalf.

Gandalf discovers the magic of Rit whitener and blacklights.

Gandalf realises how wet his cloak really is.

or the obvious...

Gandalf ponders the merits of uncloaking in this situation.

Gandalf has been paused in that position for a few minutes now. He'd completely forgotten what he was saying.

If no one has objections, I'll post a new picture.

http://www.landofrohan.com/bd/araleg2.jpg

Legolas needs Aragorn for "moral support"

or:

Legolas: Urgh! What's that on your shoe, Aragorn!

Aragorn and Legolas's "moment" is interrupted when Gimli burps.

I have to bring this up before anyone else, sorry:

Gandalf uncloaks!

:rolleyes:

Aragorn watches helplessly as the termites carry his legs away.

OR

Quicksand was not the way Aragon thought he'd die. Legolas hadn't quite twigged it yet and he'd been there for hours.

Gimli is neck deep in the green snow.

Legolas: "Just look at those roots! Your grey is showing!"

After pulling the lever, Legolas realized that the trap-door wasn't big enough for Aragon.

Legolas: "...now that I've led you to your DOOOOM!" *pinch pinch*

Aragorn: "Um...what?"

Legolas: *pinch pinch* "C'mon, it works for Vulcans!"

"While you're down there..."

Aragorn and Legolas decided to show people just how large the evles of old was.

Gimli soon realized it was the wrong moment to ask Aragon to help him tie his shoe laces again.

OR

For a terrifying moment, Aragorn thought he had a hand-shaped growth coming out of his neck.

OR EVEN...

This was taken three seconds before Legolas cried;
"PIGGY BACK TIME!"

Legolas: Aragorn, I'm not sure how comfortable I am seeing Gimli like that.

Aragorn: Well, I'm not sure how comfortable I am with your neck massage.

Legolas: You knew it was folly, Aragorn, he is the Disco King after all.

Aragorn: None of that, Gimli! We're over 80, remember?

While it isn't spoken of in polite society much, Pippin left some other signs besides the broach that, needless to say, the hunters thought was a bit overboard.

Aragorn was beginning to suspect he had been lied to about Legolas's "manly" weekend when Legolas suggested giving each other makeovers.

or

Legolas: Break dancing Uruks?

I'm embarrassed to offer this, but . . .
 

Legolas uncloaks!

Legolas: "Well Aragorn, it would appear you are
a man foresighted, there are gay hobbits!"

Fighting for several scenes Legolas and Aragorn had finally managed to wrangle back the fantasy epic aura to their entire plight when once again it was ruined by Gimli, plugged into his "Iplod", whistling loudly to Abba.

Aware of Aragorn's phobia of physical contact, Legolas attempts to began a massage subtley.

Aragorn noticed.

Perhaps "LotR" & "The Island" have more in common then Sean Bean...
 

Guard (off screen): "You two - watch your proximity."

Gimli mentions Legolas's unlimited arrows.