Laundry Day
 

"Galadriel! How many times do I have to tell you?!? It's bleach my underwear and starch my robes!!"

Legolas's eyebrows take on a life of their own.

Legolas: "Hark! What is that sinister sound of raspy breath that I hear many worlds away?"

Aragorn: "I think it is a writer of slash fiction. I had better get up and stop giving her ideas!"

Gimli: My hovercraft is full of eels.

The time has come and passed for a new pic...
 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...derbyemmie.jpg

Frodo: It's...it's so terrible and majestic! More than I could ever hope for! I never thought we would reach the Fiery Mountain so soon! At last I can be rid of this terrible burden!

Merry: When should we tell him it's only a model?

Pippin: After he throws the Ring in...and after It's mine! Mwa ha!

Merry is confused when Frodo is left standing at the altar, while Pippin is too busy flirting with the bridesmaids to care.

Gandalf un...

No, no, I'm above that. :cool:


Pippin introduces Frodo and Merry to Arwen Undomiel, without warning.

Frodo: O slender as a willow-wand! O clearer than clear water!
O reed by the living pool! Fair River Daughter...

Arwen: Oi! I recognize those verses! Ooo, that watery tart!
*uninhibited violence*

Merry isn't sure how to react to the "Kidnap me!" sign Pippin put on Frodo's back.

OR

Pippin notices that Frodo is wearing a wig.

Gandalf failed to warn any of the hobbits the ring would make its bearer sprout a third foot on his back

Frodo see's Bilbo and suddenley realises that getting rid of The One Ring has adverse effects, like inadequate old age pensions, bus passes for the dilapitated public transport system and incontinence in a NHS Hospital.

Jackson tells the hobbits to just give their normal expressions for this scene

Nobody told Frodo and Sam that the Council of Elrond was a black-tie* affair.

__________
*As in a black tie and nothing else.

Frodo's bewildered reaction to Samwise's declaration of undying love was not what Mr. Gamgee was hoping for.

But, really, what did the Gaffer expect, announcing his son's love for him?:p

Pippin's 'pour water on Gandalf' prank had somewhat unexpected results.

Gandalf: I'm MEELLLTIING! MEEELLLLTTTTIIINNNGG!!

D'Oh!
 

Frodo: "We're lost!"

Merry: "What'd you expect..."

Pippin: "Yeah - you used Mapquest!" *snicker*

Frodo suddenly realises something
Frodo: So we're going to certain death and we're leaving this perfectly nice place why?

Merry: Huh.... You're right...

Pippin: Dude This Pipeweed is amazing smoke some it'tt make it all make sense!

In Rivendell where Elves yet dwell,
they have latrines that do not smell.
Peoples come from far and near,
at elven-maidens just to leer.
Then one day four hobbits came,
to look for fortune and for fame.
But all they found was trouble more,
and poetry, poetry, what a bore.
Frodo from afar did see,
Bilbo Baggins beneath a tree.
In that hour was made his mind,
for the exit door to find.
"I have to get away from here,
or Bilbo rhymes I'll have to hear".
Hearing this Sam did say,
"Quick let's make a getaway".
But all to late I am afraid,
by Elrond they were waylaid.
The moral of this story is,
KEEP AWAY FROM IMLADRISS.

Pippin rickrolls Frodo and Sam.

Merry: He stomped on my foot!!

Frodo: I'll probably feel tortured about this for a long time, but at least now maybe I'll finally be able to make a clean getaway!

Pippin: Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck!

Stealing from Dylan Moran
 

Frodo did not know what was happening to him from behind or how to make it stop.

Pippin is amused when he finds everyone else is stuck in a slow-motion parallel-reality.

Merry: What did you do, Pippin? [actually, you can say this in any tone and it still works]

Galadriel visits Rivendell
 

Frodo & Merry gape at Galadriel's beauty, while Pippin snickers to himself over his stealthy depantsing of Frodo.

Seems like we need a new one...

how about:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...elanddriel.jpg

'My Dear, please ask the hobbit Peregrin to refrain from bathing in my Mirror.'

Galadriel and Celeborn: You wore that?!

Celeborn to Galadriel:

Celeborn: You got any idea how those words are floating in front of us?

Celeborn: Psst...are those my lines?

"Why has this hobbit jumped onto our shoulders? Grounds for execution if I ever I saw them."

Celeborn 'Can I borrow your curling tongs later?'
Galadriel 'Only if you return my straighteners first lovey'

Galadriel: Dear, did you just break wind?

Celeborn: Exactly why did you tie your hair into your belt?

OR

Both: Hey! Are you wearing my shoes?

Galadriel had a nasty habbit of stealing glass from restaurants. . . .

Celeborn: Just keep walking!

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Celeborn was amazed by Galadriel's abbility to stand up and sleep.

Our marriage stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail.

Yes she even talks like that to her husband

An Elvish Thanksgiving
 

As the two arrive at the relative's...

Celeborn: "I hate the holidays, we have to dine with people we wouldn't give the time of day to normally!"

Galadirel: "Hush up, we'll just have a bite to eat & then leave before they even start the football game."

Galadirel: "Why can't we have just used the lift instead?"

Upon realising they were both wearing the same broach...

Celeborn: Well one of us is going to have to change. :mad:

OR

After Galadriel stopped wearing her "Hello, My name is 'GALADRIEL'" badge, Celeborn often had a hard time remembering who she was...