*Gandalf uncloaks*

Galadriel: A little distasteful, Celeborn, wouldn't you say?

Celeborn: Indeed, couldn't have said it better myself.


-----or----


Galadriel: Why are you wearing a dress?

Celeborn: Well, YOU ARE... erm... *looks around nervously*

Celeborn: Are those real?

Galadriel: *sniff sniff* Dear, I think you stepped in Warg poo.

Galadriel: I think you're fly is undone!

or

Galadriel: So, do you want a double cheese burger & fries or what?

Another Conspiracy Unmasked...?

Celeborn: Don't turn around, I think we have a stalker!

Celeborn: "If you had told me you were going to do something with your hair I would've done more then straighten mine!"

Galadriel: "It's only the humidity."

Celeborn: Do you think it is time for a new photo?
Galadriel: Patience, my husband.
(brief pause)
Celeborn: How about now?

http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/avl/pics...ttt/haldir.jpg

Haldir: Haha, people thought Legolas' shield-sliding was cool, wait until they see this! ahhh...*falls and dies*

Haldir: Gil-barad! What is that I see reflected in your shiny, shiny armor? GAAHHH! *dies*

Haldir: Oh Crap! I left my lights on back in Lothlorien.

Haldir: Oh not now...cramp!

Haldir- "LEGOLAS!!!!, have you seen my helmet anywhere"

Haldir just remember he didn't take his mom's advice and was NOT wearing clean underwear.

This picture shows Haldir two second after telling that orc to "Look up there!"

OR

Haldir knew this discount hair dressers was a bad idea...

Across the Hornburg was heard "Red light! Green light! One... two... three!"

OR

MMORPG lag. Always at the worst times.

Haldir: "I smell trouble"

Orc: "That'll be the armpits, wait until you smell my feet"

Haldir was not informed about the covered quicksand pits spread throughout Helm's Deep's defenses.

Uruk: Do the dance, Haldir!
Haldir: What!? Now!?

--OR---
(alternately)

Uruk: Do the dance, Haldir!
Haldir: Let's go! *slips and falls*

The Daily Orc
 

Cheating Wife's Secret Elf-affair Uncovered

Haldir discovers that extreme roller hockey just wasn't for him.

Haldir sees the new caption...":eek: must....not...see him...uncloak!"

http://tolkienilu.chez-alice.fr/film...andalfhelm.jpg

Gandalf teaches line dancing every saturday night now. "shuffle left...shuffle right and grapevine."

The town has final had enough of Gandalf's uncloaking, and his days are over...

++Gandalf

Gandalf: Aaaaaaaaah! A spider!

Gandalf: Flee, foul minions of Saruman, or you shall see Gandalf the White Unclo...AHH!

Swarm of Downers: Oh no you don't!

Gandalf: You see with TIDE(tm) My cloak stays clean even during the worst of battles

Gandalf loved going to rave parties on his horse.

Shadowfax's mighty sneeze has the power to stun Orcs and de-horse her rider.

Or

Gandalf: Ma-ia-heee, Ma-ia-huuu, Ma-ia-haa, Ma-ia-haha

Gandalf never was good at going incognito...

OR

Gandalf: Sorry, Shadowfax, I've got to fly! * whoosh*

Uruk Looking Up Gandalf's Robe: So what is all this uncloaking I keep hearing about..?

In an attempt to avoid the orkish swords, Gandalf does the Scootish sabre dance on horseback.




or



"No!!!!, you stupid orcs, this how to hold a weapon", shouted Gandalf as he showed them his staff...................

Apologies in Advance...
 

The delay the Uruks caused on the way out to the pasture was of particularly great annoyance to Gandalf & the Rohirrim for; as you can see by the state of their path from the door, their horses just couldn't "hold it" any longer! :eek:

Uruk-Bowling with Gandalf and Shadowfax, it never gets old..

Shadowfax is extremely flexible (and long)

Gandalf: Hi-ho Shadowfax! To the new picture!

http://vitek.blatna.net/images/lotr/...ir_Boromir.jpg

Everyone in Gondor found out about Boromir's little secret.

Faramir: It's alright brother, you still need daddy to read bedtime stories and tuck you in at night, there's nothing to be ashamed of....really... :p

Spitting contests. Enjoyed everywhere that Dunedain are Dunedain.

boromir: do you smell that?

faramir: seriously it's stinging my eyes!

Boromir: Every time those rangers come in for supplies

Faramir: Yes we did lose Osgiliath but I saved 15% by switching to Geico.

Faramir: Heh heh, that silly Ranger didn't even know what Disco is...woah! Hold hard, Borrums!

Boromir: If one more person calls me Sharpe, I'm going to snap!

OR

This Beard growing contest has been going on for some time. They want to grow them by sheer will power.

Boromir: You did WHAT with a cucumber and one of my gauntlets?!

Faramir: Nonono, I meant to say greaves, not gauntlets!

Boromir:One of my greaves? X_X