Eru wakes up; realises it was all a dream and that he hadn't actually made anything yet.

Bilbo looks out the window and begins the
original version of his work There and Back Again

"It was a dark and stormy night...

Not being able to find the door knob ensured Morgoth would never open the door of eternal night.

'The Barrow-Downs'......hacked

Caption this!
 

http://www.theonering.com/images/med...rry011128a.jpg

Merry: Not Gandalf uncloaking again!
Pippin: Forget uncloaking! LOOK AT HIS BOOTS!!!

Strider, we know we're supposed to hide, but we weren't expecting to be camouflaged to this point!

Operation "hobbits-->orcs" in process!

Merry and Pippin have a staring contest with the Party Tree.
Unfortunately, Glaurung thought that the stares were meant for him.

Frodo thought that his friends' hair looked better when they used the old shampoo.

Which one is Bil Ferny and which is the Southener?

Merry and Pippin decided to surprise Sam on his birthday and dress up as orcs. What a shock it's been for them when they found out that Sam, wanting to surprise them, dressed up as a Balrog! - "Would've been better with wings on," - states Pippin.

*Edit: HURRAY!!! it worked! The image shows up!*

Farmer Maggot's latest attempt to protect his crops involved laying minefields.

*Mike the TV Announcer: Tired of looking like this? Then come on down to Isengard where we got the best anti-aging cream around!! Lowest price and best around for 99 99 99!!!

or

Merry: I knew we shouldn't have mixed the Ent Draught with the Southfarthing Weed.....

*For anybody who does not recognize that, I totall stole the Mike and 99 99 99 from Reboot the cartoon...

Sadly, Merry and Pippin's chimneysweep business
failed after they indulged once too often in
Treebeard's water elexir.

...and then they saw a scene that made their hair stand up...

The Balrog wasn't impressed about Pippin's remark that its wings look fake.

Middle-earth Mythbusters
 

Pippin: "This myth is confirmed. Troll farts are combustible!"

Merry: "I'd say 'I told you so' if only I wished I had not told you so!"

Middle-Earth Mirthbusters:
 

Pippin & Merry: Whatcha laughing at? Huh? huh? What's so funny? Laughing at me, eh? :D

Merry: Bilbo, we're so sorry, we lost the tickets to your party...
Bilbo: That's all right, lads! That shouldn't cause much problems: I accept lost tickets as well!
Pippin: :eek::eek::eek:

After discovering ent draught came in pints, Merry and Pippin started to become positively tree-ish.

Peter Jackson tried to compensate for the lack of black protagonists in LotR by giving Merry and Pippin afros and poor hygiene.

Not only was the idea poorly executed, but it was also a bit racist.

Pippin: Merry, you fool of a Brandybuck!!! Why did you make the palantir explode?!?!?! We didn't finish watching the show!:mad:

And another one for Mythbusters:
"Myth busted! Smaug is still alive!"

Rarest of All Conjoined Twins
 

Joined at the hair!

Southfarthing Binge . . .
 

After a solid week of smoking Longbottom leaf . . .

Pippin: "I've got the munchies!"

Merry: "I could go for some chocolate covered Lembas!"

Pippin: "If you're buyin', I'm flyin'."

Merry: "I think you're already flyin'!"

Pippin:- You picked the wrong one, it was ANGB...

Merry:- What!, it came from ANGBAND?

Pippin:- No...it was just BANG out of order!

Shillin' for the man ...
 

Pippin: "Do you know us?"

Merry: "We couldn't get a room at the Prancing Pony without being attacked by Black Riders."

Pippin: "So now we carry the Middle-earth Express card."

Merry: "Whether it's a pint at the Green Dragon or a night at a Minas Tirith, we're covered."

Pippin: "I'll say you're covered! What's that all over you?"

Merry: "It's carbon black from a Balrog. But no worries. I'll charge a hot bath on my MeX card!"

Pippin/Merry: "Don't leave The Shire without it!"

I have a feeling that we need a new picture...

http://www.cinemasight.com/wp-conten..._jackson_l.jpg

Turn around, PJ! The characters you insulted are here to get revenge! :D

PJ "Who says I have no respect for Professor Tolkien's work? It's not true - I have this much respect for Professor Tolkien's work..."

yeah....
 

'This is how much I plan to stick by the Hobbit book'

"Gimme five, Orlando! That shield-surfing scene got us an extra million. Do another take with your shirt off and we'll really clean up!"

"Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises? - Forget it; I'm out!"

Peter Jackson struggles with perspective "Small ..... far awaaaaaaaaaay"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25N-4zrk390 (0.30)

Pj: Hold Your Lineeeeessssss

Just a pinch of that pipe weed please.

As they prepare to film the ride of the Rohirrim, PJ takes time out to play a game of Giant Invisible Darts.

PJ: "Not everyone deserves to have their head crushed, just 99.99999% of them."

PJ: What d'ya mean, the army's not here? what am I seeing, then? So you're saying I'm halucinating?! Don't be absurd - I only drank that much yesterday!

***

As Faramir, Elrond, and other characters that were ruined in the movie point their weapons at PJ, he raises one hand. The other he keeps in his bag. When he is told to show what he's hiding, he says:
"If you want it - come and claim it!"
Glorfindel smirks in a satisfied way: "Now that horse-thief had her role stolen too!"

I didn't know . . .
 

. . . that the Witch-King of Angmar wore glasses?

W-K of A: "I care this much for that prophecy! Whaaa??? OUCH!"

Rockin' out in M-e
 

"Hello orc legions! Let me introduce tonight's group: Théoden and the Thundering Éoreds! Hit it, boys!!"

M-e fun and games
 

"One . . . two . . . three . . . RED LIGHT! OK, Éomer, I saw you. Go back to the start!"

As the Rohirrim leapt forward in their irrisistable charge at
PJ a full throated chant sprang from everyone's lips:

UNION! UNION! UNION!

Reviving this thread...
 

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies...rnAndEowyn.jpg

Aragorn: Eowyn, I need to confess something to you.

Eowyn: What is it, darling?

Aragorn: You're my sister.

Eowyn: Aragorn, how much did you drink yesterday?

~*~

Aragorn: One moment, Eowyn, please... I have an emergency business...

~*~

Eowyn: Aragorn, I'm not coming close to you until you take a proper bath!

~*~

Eowyn: What's wrong, dear?

Aragorn: I miss my mommy! *breaks out crying*

~*~

Aragorn: Say one more word about coming with me and meeting your death, and I'm going to chop you into pieces myself!

Eowyn: Fine, then!Be like that!

Eowyn: Isn't everyone here phony?
Aragorn: So what's youtr sign? Btw, do you
realize in a few thousand years all of the zodiac
will move up and by the 6th or 7th Age everyone
will raed their wrong fortune.

Aragorn suddenly realised wearing expensive Imladris-made boots was a bad idea in "horse country".

Aragron looked away in dismay.....how had he failed to notice the horses head growing out of Eowyn's head!?

Eowyn: Does this dress make me look fat? ... why aren't you answering? Aragorn?!