Orlando: I'm sorry, you want me to what?

PJ: I want you to surf down the oliphants trunk, the teenage girl demographic will love it.

Orlando: Seriously?

PJ: Of course.

Legolas prepares to flee from the oncoming wave of fangirls.

Voiceover: "Legolas Greenleaf uses Nimrodel������™ brand conditioner. You should too!"

"What do you mean, 'look behind you?'"

Peter Jackson off camera..''Try and keep the costume clean this time Orlando, we need it when you play Legolas in The Hobbit''

Legolas Bloom..''But he isn't in The Hobbit''

Pider Jigson...''Shhhh we don't want that to get out, Phillipa get Cate and Sir Christopher on the phone''.

Dumbledore dies? :(

Discussing nhis relationship to PJ as a director:

"I cannot work with that man. He simply drains me."

Continuing with PJ
 

Orlando Greenleaf: "'The Eagles are comming'? But that's not my line; it's Bilbo's."

PJ: "That doesn't matter. We need someone to play Captain Obvious in TH."

Gimli: Now Legolas I don’t want to scare you but there may or may not be a giraffe trying to sneak up behind you....

Or

Legolas realises they could have ridden the eagles from the start.

When Botox goes bad.....

Legolas tries to work out his share of the bill without using his fingers...

The wind changed and he did stick like it.....

.. Spider Elf...Spider Elf kills a Mumakil all by himself. Flies through air, with perfect ease, like a swarm of drunken bees....LOOK OUT ..here comes the Spider Elf.

:D

Yeah, it's a perfect expression. How about:

Gimli got a payrise? But...

That's how dwarfs procreate!

"Wait... I was supposed to be playing a guy?!"

Legolas feels the snow give way under him...

____

"No way! I'm not doing the wave for that loser!"

Gimli: "Legolas! You have first watch!"

Legolas: "...Why me...?" :rolleyes:

~~~

Gandalf: "You fool of a Took! This is not a hobbit walking party! Next time you feel bored go bother Legolas!"

~~~

Aragorn: "What happened to your sight? Did you fall asleep on watch? Crebain are flying all over the place, and you didn't wake me up as I asked you!"

Legolas: "Crebain? I thought they were black butterflies!"

~~~

Aragorn: "Legolas! Can you see what's waiting for us there?"

Legolas: "I...see...GRAVE....DANGER....."

"Right, Orlando. You're to jump on Gandalf's head, step to Gimli's upper lip, leap onto Théoden's back, then slide down the wall while shooting arrows and carrying that catapult on your back".

"Pippin?! Sheesh, how many ent-draughts did you have?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ongueopera.jpg

And as Grima approached the highest C, the cracks in the walls began to lengthen, the wolves howled ever louder, and Saruman dropped to his knees as the palantir shattered into powder.

Or...

Grima: Haaaaaaaaappy meal.

Or...

Saruman: Hey Grima, what is your favorite vowel?

Grima: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Or...

Gargling with tequila is an important part of Wormtongue's morning hygiene. Okay, the only part of his morning hygiene. Okay, okay, his only attempts at hygiene.

"Hey, Éowyn, is there something stuck in my teeth?"

Or....

Gríma hadn't known the King was using Éowyn's bath chamber that day.

"Ooooooooklahoma, where the winds come sweepin' down the plain."

"And the Nazgûl come in the niiiiight!"

He said, she said . . .
 

Doctor: "OK, open your mouth and say 'ahhh.' "

Grima opens his mouth.

Doctor: "OK, now say 'ahhh."

Grima: "I can't say 'ahhh.' "

Doctor: "But you just did."

Grima: "Did what?

Doctor: "Said 'ahhh.' "

Grima: "I can't say 'ahhh.' "

Eomer (behind Grima's back): "Boo!"

or

Grima sits on a cactus.

History teacher: now who can tell me, why was Wormtongue so unpopular?

Students: Because he promised to sing an aria to any one who supported him!

Grima sees the 13716th post of this thread.

:D

Grima expresses frustration with the admin of acquiring an escort online.

You know someone has to do this...
 

"That fool Hama betrayed us! I told him to take Gandalf's staff, but instead he took his cloak!" :eek::D

That was so good . . .
 

that I wish I had said it! Well played, Galadriel!

Gold!!!!!!

http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/4/42/Smaug.jpg

Poor Smaug was so concerned about his hoard that he didn't even dare to go outside to eat! Look at how thin he got!

To catch garden-loving hobbits, Smaug's tail deployed a special lure.

New dwarven invention: teapot in the shape of a dragon...

Smaug: "I like a good smoke myself, Bilbo, but don't you think you're overdoing it a bit?"

Totally stealing from Inzil...
 

Smaug openly supports les Québécoises

Stealing a little bit more...
 

Bilbo was awed to discover that Smaug was an honorary citizen of Florence.

Smaug: "My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt..."

Bilbo: "What?! That thin, flimsy tail? No way!"