Despite aggressive marketing, the new Erebor Excellence letter-opener just wasn't a hit.

Faramir & Eowyn
 

It was a marriage where noone seemed to be wearing the trousers, but Eowyn had the inner confidence of knowing that she was the one who had dispatched a Nazgul, and that trumped everything.

"I'm sexy and I know it"

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My wife told me that wearing my vegtables on my head will help to prevent my son from growing up to be a shield-surfing, dwarf-befriending, Captain Obvious future king.

"No, I'm not Gollum with blond sideburns, Precious. Why do you ask?"

"You will pay for what you turned me into"

I found your Entwife!

Legolas must have gotten his looks from his mother's side...

Mickey Rourke really has not aged gracefully...

I'm guarding this torch for the next ME Olympics

I am not Gollum's sister!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-d7CJG-Ckx2...sam-gamgee.jpg

Oh! Um... Hey Rosie... I was just... um... practicing fighting. Yeah! That's it...

Man, master Peregrine, when have you gotten so devilishly tall?

Samwise reacts to Butturbur serving him a light beer.

Batter up!

Lord of the Spaceballs...
 

"It seems your Schwartz is as big as mine..."

"Hey ... PJ! Put ME in The Hobbit or else!"

Sam Gamgee practising his swing for the Middle-earth Baseball World Series......

After breaking a plate, Elanor Gamgee knew she was in trouble with her dad.

"If there's no way to get in, I'll hack a way in!"

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"Perhaps if I throw this sword really accurately it will fall onto Gollum, and Master Frodo will think it fell from the sky and not suspect me..."

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Sam: I ain't been dropping no eaves, sir, honest! I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you follow me.

Gandalf: With that sword?

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Frodo: Where did you get that sword, Sam?

Sam: Um... uhh... in the toy store?

Mommy! Aragorn says his fighting skills are better than mine!

"Mr. Frodo just had to ask for 'pan-seared oliphaunt'!"

"It's time you showed your quality," thought Sam while testing out his brand-new expensive toy.

Sam bravely charges away from the battlefield.

"This calls for the Holy Hand Grenade!"

New Picture of Thranduil!
 

http://news.mymiddleearth.com/files/...hranduil-2.jpg

I revoke my earlier statement regarding Legolas's looks.

The long-lost Ring of Vidal immediately set to work on its unwary possessor.

The One Ring has a competitor: The Crazy Crown of Doom!

And:

Having trouble finding your ring, Sauron? Sorry, I've got every ring in Middle-Earth except yours!

Lucius Malfoy does scrub up well.

Thranduil: I want the Arkenstone... To use as a disco ball!

OR

Thranduil: You remind me of the babe.
Thorin: What babe?
Thranduil: The babe with the power.
Dwalin: What power?
Thranduil: The power of vudo!
Balin: Who do?
Thranduil: You do!
Oin: Do what?
Thranduil: Remind me of the babe!

The people of Mirkwood were still no closer to finding out who had stolen all of their BacoFoil.

If anyone accused Thranduil of being camp he was ready to attack them with his biggest nailfile.

Thranduil's emo-tendencies became apparent when he decided to make the radical step not only to cut his wrist, but to chop off his arm at the elbow.

OR

"This is a mithril shirt, see? Nothing can cut through it."

OR

When Thranduil woke up that morning, he realised his badly behaved teenage son had been at his pranks again: sticking twigs into his father's rich hair, well knowing that he won't be able to get it out.

OR

(lower part of the picture) Thranduil is successfully hiding a Finnish flag behind his back.

It's voodoo, but still funny! Labyrinth rules!

Thranduil: "Girl, I was dressing this way before Gaga."

If you correct me again, I shall turn you into a prince...

...

PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH!!

Seventies night was always a popular event in the Elven-king's hall.

*dies laughing*

Elven jewelry can easily be removed, unfortunately Thranduil did not know this and proceeded to surgically remove it.