"Legolas is lying. I am most definitely not his father."

"You could try to get closer to me... I'm in love... I'm in deep "

"Please come inside when you're ready to... But no chance if you don't want to dance"

Well, here's a new pic, since the old one seems to have dried up now.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...s_Treasure.jpg

Have fun with it!

After finally making the cover of Urulóki Monthly, Smaug was devastated to see the camera had added 10 tons.

You might think that's fire, it's actually Smaug's fanciest toothpick.

Bilbo knew he had no chance to win the spaghetti eating contest when he saw Smaug slurping dragon pasta.

Dragon workout.

The most vile deed of a dragon was turning the home of its prey into a litter box.

Disembodied voice: "Like I said touch nothing but the lamp!"

Even Smaug cannot stand The Hildebrandt Brothers artwork, and is attempting to burn it from within..

Gotta clean up this place. Got a fine lady dragon coming over.

Smaug looks for that one little special coin that once belonged to some Dwarf or other.

~~~

There was a good reason Smaug didn't bother with lightbulbs in his house.

This is an artist's depiction of what it would've looked like had Smaug decided he wished to convert his beautiful piles of fantastic treasure into a formless molten pool. (Note: He almost definitely never did this.)

http://www.rhizomes.net/issue16/asht...uman_still.jpg

Have fun! (When did I become the officially unofficial photo updater?)

"Watch your step, Mithrandir. I haven't got those Orcs, er, I mean new dogs, trained yet."

Saruman: Whatever you do, Gandalf, don't pull that leaver!

Gandalf: What? This leaver? *clank*

Saruman; Gandalf you work too hard for the Halflings they can not change the course of time... Gandalf?

Gandalf; ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Gandalf: Would you look at that!

Saruman: I try not to acknowledge the shorter races.

Or...

Smeagol and Deagol, version two.

Or...

Gandalf: Maybe you were right about these boots being much, much too large.

Saruman: "Who is your hair stylist, Gandalf?
That beard needs one serious makeover, like ick!"

Gandalf notices the sudden cliff while Saruman remains oblivious.

I says: Time for new material!
 

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i5...ps0aa551c8.jpg

Bilbo: "This is the way you're supposed to hold it, right?"

or

Bilbo: "Die, bacon, die!"

Having lost his toenail clippers, Bilbo resorts to desperate measures.

Bilbo: "I am no useless Hobbit! I will pull this sword from that stone! I am the rightful King! I am the Prince that was Promised!"

OR

"Gotcha, Gandalf. That's for ruining my newly painted door!"

After ignoring the wise advice of Mithrandir, Bilbo consumes several of the wild mushrooms of Mirkwood. As such, he begins attacking his hallucinations of giant spiders.

Having being stuck in that position for several weeks, Bilbo was forced to finally admit that he didn't know how to carve a turkey.

Bilbo: "Just keep still, Gandalf, do you really want the White Council to know you got a Hobbit to trim your fringe?"

Bilbo turned really fierce when he returned to Bag-End and found that no-one had dusted at all!

A dwarven haircut is no laughing matter.

Martin Freeman didn't realize how dull movie props swords could be.

Bilbo soon realised that an Elven sword is a boon when the Yule turkey is overcooked yet again.

I claim this land for Spain.

Bilbo is preparing his favourite meal - mushroom skewer. On his sword.

Bilbo soon learns that no one is safe from Gandalf's surprise hair-ball fits.

Bilbo: Hey look a new picture...

http://resources0.news.com.au/images...ed-journey.jpg

Elrond: Milk, eggs, flour...hate to damper your enthusiasm but the only runes showing up this day is someone's grocery list.

Glow sticks...balloons...a petting zoo...a chocolate fountain? Elrond begins to rethink letting the dwarves celebrate Durin's Day in Rivendell after reading their list of supplies.

"Gandalf, I'll notarize this for you, but I still can't believe you took out a life insurance policy on Mr. Baggins."

"50 Shades of...'. Woh! So this is what my
daughter's been reading when she visits her
nanna in Lorien!"

Elrond: I can't see a thing! Bring me my reading glasses!

Elrond: "Aghagh... khukh... akagha..."
Gandalf: "So, you can read these ancient runes!"
Elrond: "No, I was just clearing my throat."

OR

"So that was fifteen single rooms, breakfast, stabling for ponies... it'll be 530 gold pieces, Gandalf."

OR

"Your references seem pretty good, Mr. Gandalf. You get the job."

OR

Elrond: "Gandalf? Are you serious about it? A bounty on Azog's head?"
Gandalf: "Well, we were thinking two can play that game."

Gandalf: "I've got a spec script I think you'll find verrry interesting."

Elrond: "Let's see. In a hole in the ground there lived a burrahobbit.
Wait a minute. What's a burrahobbit? Gandalf, are you trolling for
backing of your latest Peter Jackson adaptation? I lost a bundle on
that King Kong turkey."