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the balrogs did not have wings, so they didn't get very far. :p

Unfourtunately, they did have A wing and used it. (see my "Balrog Appreciation Month" thread for more info on the one winged Balrog's)

fortunatly, Balrog's only use their wings to stir tea, so it affect the destruction of Middle Earth

Unfourtunately, the wind that they created with their wings happened to blow all the tea all over Arda, and since the tea was still steaming hot, it burned the forests.

Fortunatly, Ulmo was challenging Manwe to a diving contest, and did the biggest cannon ball in all of existance, quenching the fires

Unfortunately, the cannon ball was so big Arda became the Modern Atlantis.

Fortunately, the good guys had evacuated aboard the Starship Enterprise before this happened.

Unfourtunately, Star Trek has nothing to do with LotR and therefor they were all still stuck on Arda.

Fortunately, Star Trek and LOTR had crossed paths before (How do you think Haldir made it to Helm's Deep so fast?) So, Scotty again decided to lend a helping hand to all the good guys and beamed them up.

Unfourtunately, the Eagles saw them and decided to attack the ship because it looked evil.

Unfortunately, one of Star Tek's frequently occurring transporter malfunctions happened and he couldn't beam them up.

EDIT: Cross-post, let's change that shall we?

Fortunately, they weren't on the ship due to the transporter malfunction.

Unfourtunately, Glirdan got very confused at Menel's last post and demanded to know how the ship's malfunctioning had anything to do with the Eagle's attacking.

Fortunately, Menel explained by saying that in Star Trek, a frequent plot device was to have the transporter break down somehow so the good guys would be stranded on the alien planet.

Unfourtunately, Glirdan still didn't understand how this had anything to do with the Eagle's attacking the ship.

Fortunately, Estel stepped in & quoted Meneltarmacil:
Therefore the Eagles were attacking an empty ship, which is not extremely life-threatening...carry on.

Unfortunately, there were still several mice onboard the ship that no one had thought to evacuate. Alas for those poor creatures. :(

Fortunatly, the mice were genetically engineered, so they could withstand an eagle attack

thanks for that clarificationm TORE.

Unfourtunately, they couldn't withstand the Eagle's beaks.

No problem, Glirdan. :)

Fortunatley, the Eagles all had undergone major root canals earlier in the day, & were in no mood to peck a piece of paper, much less genetically engineered mice.

Unfourtunately, the mice happened to fall in the Fires of Mount Doom, with the Ring!!!! :eek:

Fortunatly, Peter Jackson wanted to throw up symbolism to the last, and made sure that Gollem fell with them, and created a little patch of hardened lava so they wouldn't melt into nothingness!

Unfourtunately, the rats didn't have the genetically enhanced brain and they jumped into the lava.

Fortunately, since it was genetically engineered mice, not rats, PJ's symbolism was still alive & well. ;)

Unfortunately, Gollum was now able to retrieve the Ring from the mice.

Fourtunatel, the mice were more than a match for Gollum and they kept the Ring.

Unfortunately the mice ran into the long caverns underneath middle-earth where Aule lives

Fourtunately, Aulë didn't care and he let them live.

Unfortunatly, Manwe did care, and killed Aule!

Fourtunately, Since Manwë and Aulë were both Valar and really good friends, it didn't happen. That, and Eru forbade Manwë to do so. ;)

Unfortunately the mice plotted with the nameless things in the deep places of the Earth.

Fortunatly, Merry and Pippin found some mushrooms!

fortunately Morgoth realized that this wouldn't be good reading material if he did do this, so he just went back into the void

Unfourtunately, Morgoth didn't get a chance to do so because the clash of two Unfourtunately's brought the end to Arda.

By the way, is today perhaps team up on Glirdy day? First me getting lynched and now here! :rolleyes:

fortunatly, Melkor made sure to lynch Glirdan 1,000,000,000,000,000 times before arda was destoryhed, so everyone was happy

Thanks Perky. That made me fell really good. :rolleyes:

Unfourtunately for Perky, he did so to Perky as well. :p

Fortunatly, as an ent, perky didn't mind. He just grew back from one of the many hidden seeds he planed throughout Arda .

Fourtunately, Glirdy didn't mind either because he was going to the Halls of Mandos and he'd get to see Fëanor and the other Elves.

Unfortunately Glirdan got chewed out for being a were-bear.

Fourtunately, Glirdy attacked Elf-Warrior that night for accusing him of such a proposterous(?) thing. :p

Unfortunately (for Glirdan and The Elf-warrior), they were both squished by a large anvil falling out of the sky.