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Q: Do you think that Sauron's eye ever got poked or flew into by a bird? |
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Q: How is Ilúvatar fighting against boredom in the eternity? |
Q: Do you think that Sauron's eye ever got poked or flew into by a bird?
A: But of course! Lots of times, almost everyday - there being constantly dark in Mordor, that is... and mainly by Nazgul, not birds, King of Angmar being mostly painful, crown above unseen head et al... Why do you think it was called the red eye, um? edit: cross-posted with Nogrod, but leaving things be (I like my version better :p) To Norgrods question, than: Q: How is Ilúvatar fighting against boredom in the eternity A: He creates Ainur and they sing. There is no time in eternity, so they may be singing there always, despite what happens down here. From time to time, when he gets bored with just sitting, he stands up and makes exercise for his arms and facial muscles - now smiles, than raises his left hand, and than again his right and so forth Q: What was Denethor watching in his Palantir by nights? |
Q: What was Denethor watching in his Palantir by nights?
A: He was watching the Sopranos. :eek: Q: Why do the Elves never run out of arrows? |
Q: Why do the Elves never run out of arrows?
A: Thing is, though almost all elves are experienced yogis, still running on arrow-heads (equally as on broken glass or hot coals) is painful, so they never run out of them, but just walk out of arrows with dignity, smiling abstractedly... Q: What kind of fish inhabited Gollum's lake? |
Nemo, his father & Dory.
Why doesn't Gollum wear a shirt, precious? |
Q: Why doesn't Gollum wear a shirt, precious?
A: He likes to look at himself in the lake and those clothes just get in the way. Q: How long is Galadriel's hair? |
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Q: How many pipes did Gandalf take with him? |
Q: How many pipes did Gandalf take with him?
A: 5, one for each meal of the day and two extra ones for midnight smokes and then a spare. Q: How come Bombur was so fat? |
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Q: Why are Balrogs made of shadow and fire? |
Q: Why are Balrogs made of shadow and fire?
A: Because no one is sure if they're male or female they couldn't decide whether to say they were made of sugar and spice or slugs and snails, and so they made up a new option. Q: Why is Tom Bombadil? |
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Q: Why wasn't Smaug a giant butterfly instead of a dragon? |
Why wasn't Smaug a giant butterfly instead of a dragon?Because JRR Tolkien was deathly afraid of butterflies.
Why do the doors on hobbit holes have the knob in the middle? |
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Why do hobbits eat so much? |
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Q - Where did Gandalf get his hat? |
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Q: How long has Gandalf been playing the quitar? |
Quitar?
A: Three months, on and off. Already he can play the first bars of Smoke on the Water.
Q: What have I got in my pocket? |
Q: What have I got in my pocket?
A: Gollum. Q: What's a Mewlip? |
A:a mewlip is a cat of course seeing it always has mew on the lips.
Why did radagast get such a cruddy color? |
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Q: Why did Smaug sleep on the gold and not in a big expensive bed? |
Q: Why did Smaug sleep on the gold and not in a big expensive bed?
A: He liked a very firm mattress. Who's the Mouth of Sauron? |
it was a mistranslation hes really the mouth doctor(ie dentist) of sauron and hes a general because for obvious reasons hes useless as a dentist
Where did bombadil meet golberry? |
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Q: Why did Feanor have 7 sons? |
Feanors wife was having trouble having children, so 10 fertility treatments later.....
Why does bilbo comb his foot hair? |
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Q: Why did Beorn turn into a bear and not into a krchplin (a mix of a hairy frog and a hairless hobbit)? |
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Q - Did Isildur pose for the architects of the Argonath? If so, how long for? |
Q - Did Isildur pose for the architects of the Argonath? If so, how long for?
A He gave them a 2 hour sitting for prelimminary sketches and then used a body double. Q Why does Bill the Pony return to Bree where he was badly treated rather than Rivendell where he was well treated? |
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Q: What WAS that thing in the waters outside of Moria? |
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Q: Why does Gwaihir feel it's his duty to cart around Gandalf's old baggage all the time? |
*howls at the moon*
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Q: Why did Sauron make Rings of Power instead of, say, Hats of Power or Shoes of Power? |
Q: Why did Sauron make Rings of Power instead of, say, Hats of Power or Shoes of Power?
A: Because Rings of Power has a better ring to it. Q: Why did Frodo dream about Gandalf's escape from Orthanc? |
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Q: Who would Gollum marry if he survived and became good? |
Who would Gollum marry if he survived and became good?
Me. :p What is the best sauce for grilled Balrog wings? |
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Q: Did Melkor really want the Silmarills or did he just want to annoy Feanor? |
Q: Did Melkor really want the Silmarills or did he just want to annoy Feanor?
A: The latter of course. Didn't you know Melkor was really the phantom in disguise? :p Q: Why was The Lord of the Rings written? |
Q: Why was The Lord of the Rings written?
A: Because if not, how are we going to notice, dissect and discuss all the mistakes PJ made on the films? Q: Why is Tom Bombadill such a bad dresser? |
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Q: Why did Grima have to die? |
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Q: Can the Elves ever grow fat? |
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Q: If an Ent fell in the forest...would anyone hear? |
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Q: Why don't the Winged Beasts fly away from the Nazgul? |
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