...not really pity, but more of a sarcastic remark.

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But if you can only speak ill of those who showed...

... you how to work that digital watch... It isn't that bad of a watch, is it?

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"Flinging on some clothes, Merry..."

"Flinging on some clothes, Merry..."[/QUOTE]

... decided that if Gandalf could do un cloaking then he could do cloaking!!



The road goes....

The road goes...to Rome, as all other roads. Didn't you know that?

Fool of a Took! This is a serious...

Fool of a Took! This is a serious...[/QUOTE]

journey! and you decide to use MAPquest!! Grrrrr :mad:




Sam:well, i'm....

Sam: Well, I'm fat

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I don't hold with...

melodramatic hand gestures.

Treebeard: You have proved....

using geometric concepts, such as the reflexive property and the definition of perpendicular lines, that triangle ABC is congruent to triangle BCD. But can you prove that it is congruent to triangle XYZ, without using the verticle angle theorem??

There is an inn a merry old inn
beneath an old grey hill
and there they....

There is an inn a merry old inn
beneath an old grey hill
and there they.... taste man flesh.

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It takes more to make a king than a piece of...

It takes more to make a king than a piece of... strawberry shortcake and being a fluent linguist.

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Faramir: You are a friend of Boromir's? Then it would grieve you to learn...

that he has lost his title of disco king to smeagol.

Ho Tom Bombadil Tom Bpmbadillo
By water....

Ho Tom Bombadil Tom Bombadillo
By water.... he hath washed himself with a pad of Brillo!!

(oh how clever am I?!?!?!)

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"Books ought to have..."

a movie version or so Pippin believed.

The Great Goblin: Take them away to...

The Great Goblin: Take them away to...[/QUOTE]

... where legolas can torture them with his obviousness lol

Gandalf: "Fly..."

Gandalf: "Fly... away, for I am about to uncloak and the balrog is right behind me, although flying will not help you very much because balrogs have wings....
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Aragorn: "I will lead...

Aragorn: "I will lead... you to your dormatories. Follow me. :D

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Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time so we can...

Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time so we can... get these stubborn grass stains out! :rolleyes:

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Gandalf: It may slip off treacherously, but its...

Gandalf: It may slip off treacherously, but its...pants usually manage to stay on.


Hama: True enough, but for myself I will wait...

Hama: True enough, but for myself I will wait... for the next bus.

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Aragorn: That should not have been...

Aragorn: That should not have been... Legolas... I meant to say Arwen... would you marry me, L...ARWEN!?

(Stealing from my current page)

Gandalf: You cannot enter here. Go back to...

Gandalf: You cannot enter here. Go back to...

annoying someone else Peregrin Took!

Saruman: "A new power...

of Right Guard deodorant is here!"

ENT:"We cannot_____for we are too_____and too____."

This may belong in the fill in the blank thread, but..

ENT:"We cannot dance for we are too busy making toast and too much toast has already been made."

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I'll wager I could stand you on your...

I'll wager I could stand you on your...[/QUOTE]

Hairy little toes nasty hobbitses!!!



I am a servent of...

The greyish Lamppost



You step onto the road, and if you. . .

You step onto the road, and if you forget to wear your trousers... well thats your own fault.

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Mugwort: "Well I saw what I saw, and I saw..."

Well I saw what I saw, and I saw London, I saw France, I saw Strider's underpants.

"Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say...."

Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say.... "Do not eat gralin musicteeth's bagel." This, of course, is information you already knew, so then you wonder why you left your house in search of Elves in the first place. Clearly, no one would even think about eating my bagel. Stupid obvious Elves.

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This is sharper than thy...

sleeves, said the man holding out a slice of heaven.





Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey. . .

I am a jelly covered doughnut.

Oh King to whom all...

...cloaks pledge allegiance, I pray thee, command Gandalf's cloak to stay where it is.


Sam: "If I hear not allowed much oftener..."

I'll read my Entish translation of the Lord of the Pants to you.

He chanted a song of . . .

a chewing gum he once new.


Here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea. . .

Here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea. . . we can sail or rubber dinghy to Switzerland.

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My heart is...

... broken with the unrequited love I have for various Ladies of the 'Downs. :p

"Do not judge the counsel of Gandalf, until...

. . . you are sure that the Halflings's Weed has not slowed his mind.

'They said you were dead; but . . .

... but clearly that was too much to hope for." :p

"No, I do not counsel you one way or another. For I am not..."

. . . a Councilor, or any elected official for that matter. I'm more of a despot.

'We still remember, we who dwell . . .'

...under the mountain, and I must say, it sucks! There's absolutely no sunlight!!"

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Personally I have no hopes at all, and wish I was...

....in Mordor, the days before AtM." :p

"But it is still dark! Even Legolas on a hill-top...