...with his best girlie by...

...his side, sang 'I ate....

....a lumberjack and I'm Ok'...






sorry for doubling up, but I couldn't resist it.

...though he really wasn't OK...

*Sorry, I had to :)

Unfortunately, Treebeard didn't approve of this ghastly turn of events. But the entwives warned him that Smeagol hates talking trees and loves The Lumberjack Song. So Treebeard, dressed as Tomlinson, with his best girlie by his side, sang 'I ate a lumberjack and I'm Ok' though he really wasn't OK.

...And now for something completely...

...random, Sauron and Morgoth had...

... a stand-up act in Thangorodrim...



(Heard at the conclusion of their classic Who's On Beleriand routine)
Hey, thank you, thank you. Balrog audiences are the BEST audiences.

who were so horrible that

...with Luthien who sang a...

..n ear-splitting Doriath aria

...wearing braids and a helmet...

.........they renamed her Luthien Tinnitus...

...Luthien's sro concert at Menegroth...

...never really decided what to...