How many roads must a chicken cross before we may contemplate its motives?

Perhaps the chicken crossed the Greenway in order to find the chicken that had crossed before it. In which case, which chickens motives should we be looking at. And if the reason for each successive chicken crossing was to find the one that had gone before, what explains the first crossing?

Why did the chicken cross the greenway?
Because the way was green-not red.



My apologies if this has been used, still reading through the thread.

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind...

nevermore!
 

As the topic was detaching
suddenly there came a scratching
poultry poetry dispatching
scratching at the greenway floor.

"T'is some weta grubs" I muttered
"scattered 'cross the greenway floor
(this here hen's a carnivore)
only this and nothing more".