"Right now, Dwarves are in your front yard annihilating your grandmother's antique wardrobes. Perhaps you should call the Shirriffs."

It's funny because it's true.

Straight from the mouth of wise Malbeth: Alas, the Bombadil riddle has been solved. Who would dare to argue now?

Tom Bombadil is a Bree-lander. Hahaha! Well, of all the theories! I never thought for a second that he might be a bree-lander, but now I think of it, it does explain a lot. All that singing, he must have had one too many!!

Orthanc still stands after all these millenia? I'm going as soon as possible! Now, where's the nearest waterfall?

You September-borns choke that evil, tricksy, nasssty little cow.

I get the feeling Malbeth is messing around with you May-borns. You're probably all a bunch of non-believers!

...... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Executed by Gaffer ponies!? Well, well, well. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

I'm beginning to think that Malbeth doesn't like November borns...

Yours executedly,

~Naurwen

Yea, let's put the poor lonely orcs out of their misery. Nobody wants to play with them in Lothlorien... sniff. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
Evil nassty elvses! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I'm not sure what this means, but I don't think that I'd want to be that Easterling.

Today's for December borns. I am confuzzled.. The Gondorians can have the marshes. *hands marshes over* :P

Argh! Okay, okay, I won't betray the geese. They started it though...

Orcs? Wealthy? Hmm... *imagines orc in tuxedo* Can't imagine it. Oh well, at least I have safe passage to the Pirate scum of Umbar now, if I ever feel like commiting suicide.

*Takes out sword.*

I'm not a Beorning, I'm not a Beorning [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] Who wants to marry a were-bear? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Thats right, I don't

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 7:09 AM January 26, 2004: Message edited by: Sleepy Ranger ]

Alright I'll do it. This sounds like fun! Anyone with me?

from Disclaimer:
reaaaally? and I took them for the real thing! All these years, guiding my life by Malbeth's wise words... I could sue you you know! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 4:33 AM January 27, 2004: Message edited by: Evisse the Blue ]

"The howling of skunks in the ditches forebodes bad times ahead."--hmmm; not a very good prediction for one's birthday, eh?

ooo Scary...... ghost? Of Aragorn or Turin hopefully or maybe even Finrod or Malbung or Bilbo or...or..or my great great great grandpa

Oh rats, my weeping eagle just left! And right when I wanted to start writing poetry too.

OOOOOh! Malbeth has spoken!
 

Dark is the road from the White Mountains. Do not have a Gondorian to show you the way, for the Gondorian may possess you.
- Malbeth the Seer -

Oooh, I'm quaking in my boots! Actually, pointe shoes (I'm trying to break them in right now). I'm a little confuzzled by this one...:confused: Why would I want to go away from the White Mountians if there is a chance I might get possessed? *sits down where she is and falls asleep*:cool:
Bye-bye for now!
Siri

Hmmmmm.....
 

Your path leads to the Shire. Beware any Valar you find there!*

Yay! Shire! Hobbits! ALE!!! Ohhhh...beware the Valar...Mommy, help! The meanie Valar are chasing me! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! Ok, just ignore me...:rolleyes:

Cleverly?
 

December-born:
Cleverly, the Maia hunts the turtles. You must laugh the Maia the same way.*

Laugh the Maia cleverly? How do you do that? Laugh AT them cleverly maybe? Wait...how do you do that?

August-Born:
The Nazgûl have almost never mistrusted in the hills, but the elk would not care if they did.*

Good old elk!

April-born:
Blessed are the wolves, for they shall surely inherit the canyons of Celeborn when he croaks in seven days.

Celeborn has canyons? Celeborn CROAKS?!?!?! Bless the WOLVES? I'm confuzzled...
:confused:

Consuming what? And why is it forbidden in Rhovanion?

:eek: The mutant Rangers are coming! And, ewww, they eat turtle too! Too bad I've given all my rugs to the dry cleaners. I'll have to use curtains instead.

Actually, it kinda does...

Malbeth the Seer is strangely melancholic today and foresees heartache for the January born girls:
Hmm, now replace Easterling with Eastern Europeans and you may just have a point there...

Maybe I'm not paying Malbeth enough, but he's comming out with some strange stuff: Ain't that the truth! You know them Harfoots ;)

Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I found myself lying in a cow!

I think this worries me... :eek:

Obviously, Celeborn is soon to be turned into a frog.

Woah! That's one determined Easterling!

I never liked Orlando Bloom anyway. Variags on the other hand...What are Variags anyway?? An cross between Wargs and Valar? :eek: :p

A cross between Wargs and Valar :eek: What a world we live in! I guess that makes sense, but what about maia that fly?

Huh? I don't know any bulls.

BTW Evisse, a Variag is a Man from Khand.

Oh, is it now? That's ok.
What? Is this some law? We can't ride Wargs now? How dare you!

Thanks! I really had no idea. :o :)

Check this out: That's a riddle that I'll surely need Elrond or another wise one to solve it for me!

Thou, Tolkien freak, art doomed to suffer the consequences of not listening to Botany and Geometry, and instead reading tOLKIEN books.... that includes failing...
-Malbeth-
me: ULOL KA Ba? :mad:

during the periodicals...
Chemistry: Element wth symbol B.
me: BEREN. :rolleyes:

Geometry: blah blah[ununderstandable questions....]
Me: Sauron's the bad guy, wasn't he? Why did Gandalf turn white?..... :

History: Queen of England with blah blah....
me: What? Queen of Numenor? I can only remember Ancalime.... :rolleyes:


after the periodicals...
Malbeth: So, freak, what happened to your test?
Me: Gee, you told me I'd fail if I won't study.... I studied! Only thing is, I failed in Chem, Geom, History......

Frodo: E tu Samwise? Then fall Frodo....

:D

Wow! Looks like the Barrow-Wight needed Yoda's help on this one :D

:D Yoda :D

If they were lovely, one wouldn't be untroubled by them. ;)
Some cows do. Yes, they do. Surely.

I know the answer to this riddle. The army of Gondorians is the Ants that live in the kitchen of old, or so 'tis said in the lore of the drunken Númenóreans. It was camped seven leagues north-west of Tharbad, when the army of the Dunlending cursed them. Then David showed up and killed Goliath. The End.


They were lovely, but they were fell, and ever hungry. They it was who consumed the Black Forest (cake) of old. I think.

You're getting too old for this analysis of prophecies business, don'tcha think?

digging up old threads...
 

May I bring to your attention the wise advice that Malbeth the Seer gives January borns at the beginning of this year. So take heed:

Got it? Good! :D

I KNEW IT! Malbeth is never wrong! He is a Vala! I'd reckon he's more powerful than Manwe and Morgoth combined.

Sounds good to me. ;)

Today's prophecy for us May born's ;)

Oh but the sea is so alluring!!! But the seer is never wrong! so to the forest it is :D

this guy is nothing.
 

I can predict the score of any hocky game before it starts .................................................. .................................................. ...................................
.................................................. .................................................. ...................................
.............before it starts the score is always 0 to 0! and the link at the front dosn't work.