Are you suggesting that Mick Jagger was turned by Melkor? And that he's evil? If so: I can't talk to you ever again...sad that I'm only 15 and I'm saying that...

Dear Vanima,

YOUR 15????!!!!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

I tought you where like Maikadilwen's age or something. Truely, you are not 15, for I am and you are a lot smarter than me.

Greetings,

Anuion
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That is so funny!

Dear Galenfea,

Why thank you for your credit. It always nice if someone likes your work.

Greetings,

Anuion
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Everquest, I presume?

Here's an attempt...it isn't that funny, but I tried!!

Gandalf: You shall not pass!

Balrog: Lookie here mister, I'm sorry I'm a nickel off of the tool both fee, but please let me pass!! If I lose my job...!!

Gandalf: What's the job? To kill someone, I'll warrant.

Balrog: Weeell, yes....b-but, I have.....um....a wife and three kids at home!!

Dear Blue Elv,

Not funny you say? It's damn funny. I read it with a friend of mine and we both laughed. So stop saying your not funny. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Greetings,

Anuion
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Thanks Anioun (sp?)
I have a bad case of low self esteem...

(Nazgul is riding his winged steed, which has no name, so I shall call it a Foozle)

Foozle: *screeches loudly*
Nazgul: Geez!! I know the point is to scare everyone, but this hurts my ears!!

(in the scene in which Eowyn faces the Nazgul, and sorry that the lines are kind of off)
Nazgul: No man can kill me!!
Eowyn: Ha, I'm a girl!! (A/N yeah, I forgot that line completely)
(everyone on the battlefield): Woohoo!! Chick on the battlefield!!

(Gandalf is riding Gwaihir)
Gandalf: Wait, Gwaihir, turn back!! I forgot my staff!!

Okay, this next one isn't funny reading it, but if you imagine it:
(Winged Nazgul. The Nazgul falls off his winged steed. One Nazgul less to worry about)

Legolas fires an arrow at an orc. He not only misses but the arrow ricochets round and hits Legolas/Aragorn in the backside.

(I have been watching too much Shrek)

Actually, I thought about that, and I'm going to change it a bit for my own thing.

Foozle: *screeches loudly*
Everybody within hearing distance: *cringes and shakes*
*The Nazgul grins and takes off his hood, revealing a pair of fluffy pink earmuffs*

Dear Blue elf,

Hahahahaha funny crap!


Hm can't think of anything right now. Be back later.

Greetings,

Anuion
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Bwa ha ha ha!!! These are really funny!
At the stairs when Frodo and Aragorn are wobbling around, the Balrog appears.
Frodo: NOOO! Aragorn, what will we do??
Aragorn picks up Frodo by his shirt.
Aragorn: Yoo-hoo! Balrog! What's this? You want it?
Balrog starts panting and nods.
Aragorn: Okay...SIT! Lie down....roll over!
The Balrog rolls into the chasm.
Aragorn and Frodo escape.
Aragorn: Mwahahahahahaha... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAAHAHA,

Cool one Horse Maiden. Picture that. The Balrog roling over in the chasm. That would have made things a lot easier.

Greetings,

Anuion
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YAY!! So glad everyone likes what I wrote.

Nazgul with pink fluffy earmuffs?? AAH!!!

Poor Balrog...rolling off a cliff...and I was planning to keep him as a friend.

Okay, my friend actually wrote this one, but here it is anyhow...

Sam is looking in the mirror.
Galadriel: What do you see?
Sam: OH NO! THE SHIRE! WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Sam (thinks): All I see is some really gross looking water and a couple of dead insects. But I'd feel like a fool to say that! - Frodo saw all that stuff
Frodo (thinks): Wow, that mirror was a sham! I want my money back! All I saw was my reflection... not that it's not pretty, of course....

I love that one...but give her credit not me!! (when I remember her username...)

Yall, these are so flipppin funny. Here is my sad attempt:

On the feild when The Riders of Rohan give Aragorn and Legolas a horse.

Gimli: You'll never see me on a horse.

Eomer: Oh- wait -we have aaaaaaa [pause] Shetland Pony!

Gimli: Oh Joy!!!

HAhahahahahahahaha,

Oh joy. Picture that. All those cool guy's on large horses and a little guy with a beard in the back on a little pony.

Love that one.

Greetings,

Anuion
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thanx