Gandalf: Admitting he is Harry Potter's grandfather and taking him on a fishing trip

Frodo: being discovered that he knows more than he let on and only went on the quest so he could return the ring to his father, Sauron.

Aragorn: reading bedtime stories to Merry and Pippin

Gollum: singing to his pet goldfish named "Preciousss"

Legolas: Shaving his head

Gimli: singing at the top of his lungs to Celine Dion

Thanks Bekah! There didn't seem to be a general chat forum so I just hopped in and started posting [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I lurked around another message board (thirdday.com/boards.htm) for a long time and wish I hadn't now, wonderful community! I look foward to the fun here and am thankful for the laughs I've already gotten. You don't know how much I needed to laugh last night.

I've been a member for only a short time as well. Lots of fun here.

Anyway, my little sister (7) wants to contribute some, and has been begging to do so ever since I let Luke (11) dictate some to me.

So here they are:

Sauron - sniffing a rose and saying it's better than his ring.

Gandalf - "I want my Mummy!!"

God bless,

~ Elentari II

hey!
hadn't been here for a while.

hmmmm

we should make a ppage with all the stuff in here!!!!!!! with some pics, of course!!!!!!!!!

I have one!

Gwaihir the Windlord using Galadriel's mirror as a birdbath and flopping around in the water. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


(sorry about the double posting. Oops. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )

Nuinatariel, I would have send you a PM, but you don't receive, so..... what's the page
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Sam throwing Frodo into mount doom

While he is searching for Frodo in the tower in Mordor, Sam making up his own theme spy music

OMG! THOSE ARE HILLARIUM! Im like cracking up...(every one was looking at me funny)Im gonna try a few. I hope this doesnt ruin the post. lol
*Aragorn singing a lullaby to faramir
*Frodo accadently mistaking the ring for a fruit loop
*Gimli taking ballet classes and being excited about getting to play the 'sugar plum fairy'
*Arwen hitting on Glornfield(sp)
*Sam & Smeagol haveing a knitting compatition (the winner gets to play frodo...)
*Legolas giving HIS rogain to Elrond. That night they go clubbing and pick up some chicks [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

These are all really funny. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I'm never good at coming up with anything clever, but I guess I'll give it a try:

-Sauron admitting that the One Ring was just a prize from a box of Lucky Charms.

-Theoden hopping around, pretending to be riding a horse while Eomer runs behind him, hitting coconuts together to make the appropriate sound effects for a horse's hooves.

Hehe, pretty sad.

ledolas revealing to every1 he is a girl

Since when is Frodo Boromir's elder?

I can see that.... I wonder what Logan would think. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

... bad mental images. BAD! *bludgeons herself with a video cassette*
[*]Boromir speaking badly about Minas Tirith.
[*]Aragorn using the shards of Narsil as an effective manicure set.
[*]Celeborn telling dirty jokes in the Fellowship's mind as Galadriel is speaking.
[*]The four Hobbits playing hackey-sack with the Ring.
[*]Beorn performing his dancing bear act.
[*]Any character rooting for Chicago at the Oscars.

Aragorn washing his hair
legolas not primping
eowyn talking instead of staring wide eyed

lol, funny!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Grima getting a makeover
Gandalf roaring up on a Harley

AAH! *falls off chair and rolls around on the floor hitting random objects* Now I have a biker Gandalf stuck in my head!

Borimir- Admitting he shops at the Gap of Rohan.

Legolas- Plucking his eyebrows

Gimli-Braiding his hair

Sam- Being smart

An Orc- Buying acne medication

Aragorn- Pulling off the petals of a flower saying " She loves me, She loves me not, she loves me, Oh dang! She loves me not, ok lets try agin She loves me....."

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Go to http://www.ninecompanions.net/HUMOR/captions_s2_5.html
Go to the last picture on the page. Whatever just happened there... [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]


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Hugo Weaving- forgetting that he play Elrond, and suddenly starting up his Matrix role in the middle of the Council of Elrond. Or maybe when they're about to leave Rivendell...

Bilbo- revealing to Gandalf that he is secretly a fan of Star Wars! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] *gasp*
Gandalf- being so frieked out by this fact that he runs away from Bag End, never to be seen again, without hitting his head on the ceiling once!

heee hee hee! I'll try!

The fellowship walking exaggeratedly in slow motion yelling hysterically with the william tell overture playing in the backround

Frodo doing the 'my percious, my own' thing to the ring while cackling nervously

in the part before the old man willow incident sam prancing around chanting 'trees! trees!trees!'

Gandalf dressed up like a hippie while exaggeratedly staff-fighting with Saruman

Saruman bursting into song singing that coat-of-many-colors song from Joseph, dressed in proper Joseph attire and with a donny osmond-like wig on

Arwen swooning over the Rum-Tum-Tugger

When the fellowship is in Moria Mr.Mistoffelees suddenly appears and everyone starts singing his song and yah

That was clever. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Great job, all of you.

I might contribute, when my brain decides to work.

Instead of Haldir and 2,000 elves, Elrond, in full Matrix regalia, comes to the rescue at Helm's Deep and singlehandedly takes care of all those orcs.

Tolkien admitting that LOTR is, indeed, one big allegory.

Tolkien writes his last letter, opening with a declaration that Balrogs do have wings and ending with the post-scipt "And all those people who think Balrogs have wings are compltely off."

Frodo (born: 2968) is ten years older than Boromir (born: 2978)

Treebeard pulling up some saplings and using them as toothpicks after drinking a partidularly lumpy batch of Ent-draught.

Gollum trying on pants.

Gollum eating cooked food with utensils.

Gollum flossing his remaining teeth.

Legolas has a pimple.

Galdriel wakes up with water retention.

A hobbit bites his toenails.

Sam steels himself to ask Frodo if it's okay if he only calls him Frodo and not Mr. Frodo--then he loses his nerve and never asks him.

Gimli begins absent mindedly singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go."

Troll gets peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth, falls on his face.

Someone says to a hobbit, "You should be wearing shoes, little boy."

denethor drowning himself instead of burning.
sam going on a hunger strike when frodo begged him to be his best friend.
Sauron saying "forget it! let them have that stupid, good-for-nothing ring."
Galadriel rapping "one shot, one opertunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment. would you capture it, or just let it slip"
Boromir saying(before he died)"iIll be back."
Boromir saying(after he died)"I'm ba-ack!"

[ June 07, 2003: Message edited by: Antien ]

Boromir or Sauron: picking wild flowers
Legolas: shopping for Herbal Essences shampoo
Galadriel: adjusting the TV set she keeps hidden inside the podium for her mirror
Frodo: trimming his foot hair
Denethor: enrolling to become a fire fighter

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LOL these are golden! Let me add my 2 cents...
[*]The Balrog: Flying
[*]Sam: Making a Gollum voodoo doll
[*]Gollum: Making a Sam voodoo doll
[*]Pippin: Covering the Fellowship members' faces with shaving cream during his night watch shift
[*]Saruman: Trying to get his Palantír to pick up Oprah

And I want to thank vanwalossien for inspiring me to put this little picture together. *shrug* I was bored, it was late at night, it ain't too good but oh well... Heh enjoy!

http://www.geocities.com/illusions_o...nrivendell.jpg

(if it doesn't show up, go to "http://www.geocities.com/illusions_of_moonlight/smithinrivendell.jpg")

[ June 11, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]

Pippin talking on the phone with AA

Aragorn going to counseling for his childhood
issues with taking up the crown.

Legolas cutting his wrists... (leggy's a psycho..)

Gimli bikini waxing.

DON'T YOU DARE CALL LEGOLAS A PSYCO!!!!!!!

Gandalf falling off his horse and landing on his staff, snapping it in half!!

Legolas: ballroom dancing... (indeed, One Axe. Sorry, Half-Elf.)

~Menelien

Here are some...not to funny

*Gimli going into the girls restroom

*Frodo dressing The Ring in Barbie clothing and calling it his Girlfriend

*Gollum actually speaking proper English!

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

aragorn taking a bath

gimili wearing a tutu

legolas not caring about his rabid fangirls

frodo flushing the ring down the toilet

sam singing to bill the pony

merry not getting in to trouble

pippin thinking *oh the horror* [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

gandalf riding a broomstick

gollum singing kareokie /i spelled it wrong

boromir singing in the shower

saruman playing with barbies [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

GALADRIEL: Falling down and getting mud all over her dress

THE BALROG: Putting on a top hat and cane and singing "Hello my baby, hello my honey..."

LEGOLAS: Tripping over his own feet and falling on his face.

GANDALF: Just as he's facing off against Saruman, Gwaihir the Wind Lord thinks he's a statue and takes a crap all over him.

ARAGORN: Laughing himself to tears while watching Arwen and Eowyn fight over him on the Jerry Springer Show

The thought of Gimli having a bikini wax is enough to give me nightmares!

Legolas: getting a tangle! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Galadriel picking her nose

Gollum wearing a tutu

WEll that's all i have for now, but i'll be back mahahahhaha!

Lemme just say: it's very hard tring to sing when you want to laugh at all of these!^ ^

I can't think of anything, so.. *gets booted off of thread*