YAAAY! My votes have won! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Little girl: Mommy, I don't want to leave you! etc, etc...
Boy(to himself): Hey, that doesn't look like our mom...

I tried, but not exactly the greatest pic to caption. No offense. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Girl: Mummy, mummy! I don't want to leave you!
Mom: I know, darling. I will find you at Edoras.
Girl: I know, but...
Mom: What is it?
Girl (in psychotic whisper): ...the squirrel is here...
Boy: Oh, no, not this again.
Yeah...ok.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...rnforest_3.jpg
I hope those are lembas in my pants...

Mm... I thought this picture was posted once before? Ah well...:

Pippin: "See, Merry? Don't we look something alike?"

Whoops....

*does the wave for boromir the disco king*
In accordance with your wishes horse-maiden!

'Pippin falls from a hieght and lands in a rather uncomprimising and *uncomfortable* position on a tree branch.'

Sorry 'bout that...hehehe...he.
Is it just me, or is there a mushroom growing out of Fangorns head? Top right corner.

I see what you mean Arwen_Evenstar. It makes for a good eyebrow.

Pippin: How many times have I been told not to eat the crazy mushrooms? Finally, I can't wait any longer, and what happens? I think I'm on a tree! A talking tree no less.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...ftheoden_2.jpg
Gandalf: So, I said to the hobbit, "Chickens, I hate chickens." HAHAHA, *slaps knee* I just love that one.

Theoden: *thinks to self* Oh, I wish he would shut up now! I thought he was going to bring me wise council.

Gandalf: Didn't I tell you not to listen to that Wormtongue fellow? Now look what's happened. Saruman's forces are marching on Rohan in their thousands. And what have you been doing to defend the place? Oh yes, I forgot. You went and threw Eomer and his men out and now they are inexplicably riding north. Honest to Goodness, I leave you alone for 5 months and look what happens to the place. And another thing ...

A bit lenghty but you be the judge...

Gandalf: Every time I go somewhere it's Stormcrow this or bringer of bad tidings that. Today I walk up and get stopped by the royal guard and cause this huge uproar just because I have my trusty walking stick.I'm like what does a Wizard have to do.I even went as far as changing to a nicer color. Doesn't everybody know that the good guys wear white??

Theoden thinking: *Man he thinks he has problems, what about me?? I just found out I was possessed by one of the Dark Lord's Faithful servents*

Both:*SIGH*

Gandalf - Just do what I did, comb your hair forward then back. Or use this anti-balding cream...
Theoden - Look, I DON'T want to talk about it!

Gandalf: And then the hobbit said...

Theoden: Will somebody PLEASE shut him up?

Gandalf: Do you see? Do you see the stupidity of your nephew? He just ran into the wall!

Théoden: Don't talk to me.

(Airehiriel... you have the best kind of cat as your avatar. You realize that, right? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])

Theoden: Ah! Nosebleed!

Gandalf: Tilt your head backwards, backwards I say!

Gandalf: So I fell and I fell and I fell...

Theoden (thinking): Why does he have to keep on talking, he is just driving me crazy!!!
Does he understand that he is so white that if I look at him for more than a minute he could cause sudden blindness, I liked grey better...

(Why thank you, Rynoah. And yes, I DO know!)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...ir_moria_1.JPG
Legolas: Look, Boromir! Rabid fan girls for you!

Boromir: Really?

Legolas: Nope, just kidding, they're mine! HAHAHAHA!

Legolas: (thinks) Ah ha! £10 note! Grab it before Boromir sees it!

Boromir: (thinks) He's seen it, ok Boromir, you're gonna have to trip him up....

Boromir: So, it was all in my head? You never...

Legolas: No.

Boromir: We could never...

Legolas: No, there is no we!

Boromir: I can't believe it.

Legolas: I am sorry, my heart lies elsewhere!

Boromir: But...who?

Legolas: One who could satisfy me more.

Boromir: Not-

Legolas: Yes.

Boromir: Oh, my love, no! But, why? Why Haldir? He may be of your kind, but...

Legolas: I do not like the hair. So much...Haldir has so little...

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Scary? Yes. Long. Oh well. I suck at this. I am only good at REALLY stupid humor. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I know Boromir's not gay, I have my reserves about Legolas though...kidding! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I like it Durelin. Though, I'd hate to think Legolas was gay! So many fan girls would be heart broken, including my own mother.

Perhaps you should check out the thread "Concerning Elves and..." You may find your humor would fit in there.

Legolas:well would ya look at that.
Boromir:What what
Legolas:Its Aragorn trying to claim the title of Disco King
*I know lame but o well*

Go Disco King!

For the Gandalf-Theoden one:
Gandalf: So I says to Mabel, I says...
yeah..ok [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Legolas: No! My cat can't be dead! A wheelbarrow can't hit him THAT hard... can it?... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...ytheoden_1.jpg
Theoden: For the crime of stealing the cabbages of Edoras, Master Meriadoc, you are hearby sentenced to beheading!

Merry: No! Please, I'm sorry! It wasn't my fault! Pippin made me do it!! Really he did!

Theoden: What is that?

Merry: Taters.

Theoden: What's taters?

Merry: Po-ta-toes!! Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.

Theoden: Phooh!

Merry: Even you couldn't say no to that.

Theoden: Oh yes we could. Ssspoiling nice fish! Give it to ussss raw. and wwwriggling. You keep nasty chips!

Sorry.

Merry: Please sir, can I have some more?

Theoden:MORE!!!!??????? Meriadoc, Meriadoc, never before has a hobbit wanted more...Meriadoc, Meriadoc, won't ask for more when he knows what its for....

(that was Oliver Twist by the way, and it SO wasn't funny!! Oh well...Soooooorry!) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

This is not a caption or anything... but... is it just me, or does Aragorn look sort of like Faramir? Then again, not really... I guess it is just me. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Aragorn: It's my rather indeterminate straw bundle, Legolas. Mine, do you hear! And you SHALL not have it!

[ April 25, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]

Aragorn: The rope is cut... Hey! Look at the birdy!

Ok,I know I suck at this. Don't mind me.

Aragorn- Legolas cut the bonds, that means...Uh oh!

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Legolas: "What are you doing? It's a rope. A rope is a rope is a rope. Let's got on with it and sing a funeral song in their honor."

Aragorn: "All right..."

Legolas:
"Meriadoc and Peregrin went out,
One was a dope and the other a lout.
They thought it best, to join the Quest,
Too bad they didn't think about the consequence."

Aragorn:
"In Tuckborough and Buckland the north wind walks on the air,
But the Hobbits there don't seem to care,
They ask no questions, just comb their hair.
'Good riddance', they say, 'now go away'."

Legolas: "Dude, that was seriously awful."

Aragorn:Hum...this looks good enough for a king to eat.
Legolas:Aragorn, I think you should share
*god I cant think today!*

*Aragorn swats Legolas away*
Aragorn: Its MINE!! Get your unusually clean hands off it!
Legolas: But i want it!!
Aragorn: ha!But you can't!....cos its MINE i tell you!Mine, all mine!
Legolas: Be careful...or i shall throw Gimli at you!
Aragorn: Its my baby, you can't raise it!
Legolas: huh?

Odd i know...

Legolas: Fine! Keep it! It's not like I care! (aside to Gimli) May I borrow your axe?

Aragorn: Uh... oh!

Hmm, kinda similar to everyone else, but hey!

Hey who cares!its still funny!

Aragorn: You think your gonna have it...ey..ey...come on then elf boy..*taunts Legolas* ..come and get it.."
Legolas: *pulls out an arrow*.."You just wait you filthy human..i got a special arrow here that i was saving...you know what for?...to kick your lil mortal a**! yeha...you heard me...come and gettit!I promise you that..uh...baby will be mine!"

Aragorn: Err...Legolas, did you ever catch something out of the corner of your eye, as you were doing something else and you just coulda sworn it was an uruk hai's head stuck on a stick in the ground? Do you ever get that?
Legolas: Err..no.

hmmm...I'm not laughing yet... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Aragorn: (more to himself than anything) Oh, this feels just like Arwen's green dress, the one with short sleeves and it drags along the ground as she walks. She walks so lightly, the grass barely moves beneath her feet. Which reminds me of the time when we had a picnic together under the stars and she... (continues along the strain for quite a while)

Legolas: Gimli! Unpack! He's think about Arwen again and that means we're going to be here a looong time!

EDIT: That wasn't such a bad 1000th post! I'm happy now

[ April 26, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

Much captioning to catch up on, so let's get to it!:

For Legolas and Boromir (dang it, I'm gonna be scarred for life because of that Legolas-Boromir lovers comment. Just the thought of the fanfictions that could occur....):

Boromir: What is it? What do you stare at?

Legolas: (in freaky serial killer voice) Someone spit their gum over this cliff. Heh heh... gum... heh heh....

For Theoden and Merry:

Théoden: For the last time: I don't want a shoe shine!

For Aragorn and Legolas:

Legolas let out a disgusted sigh when he once again found the Ranger furiously grazing on the grass.

Ha! I love it, Diamond18!! Great song!

Aragorn: *sniff* This reminds me of my blankie.
Legolas: Aragorn, uh, it's a piece of rope.
Aragorn: I know, just like my blankie. *sigh*

Aragorn: A cat spit up a hairball here...