Some elves go all-out to win the "Poutiest Elf" contest. Some even resort to violence....

"SEE MY POUT?! SEE?! I AM THE POUTIEST ELF!"

"Oh my gosh! Who colored my bow with zebra stripes!?!"

I know.... It's bad....

And...modelling the latest in elven fashion bows....The Fluffy Tiger-striped bow... those elven girls will be falling at your feet...uh..not literally [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...lfoflorien.jpg [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Note: The nostril is flarring...

who is Liv, and why is She evil?

[ May 08, 2003: Message edited by: Thorin Oakenshield ]

Ok..this is lame but... oh well [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ry_shire_1.JPG Merry: Think we should tell him?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...pin_bree_5.JPG So..you doing anything this Friday? Pick ya up at 7 *wink* *wink*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ncostume_1.jpg *crickets chirping*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...frodosam_3.JPG What a doofus!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._pippin_12.JPG Pleeeeeeease?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ncostume_1.jpg *more crickets chirp*

LOLLOLOLOLO!!! VERY FUNNY .. not lame [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Liv Tyler is Arwen.. and she's evil because she usurped glorfindel in the movie...

and has an affection for ties... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
http://www.elijahfan.com/images/InJapan/WithLiv4.jpg

o ok so its a she,, that makes A DIFFERENCE

can somone raise my rating please?

Ok..it might have been done b4 but oh well! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...f_hollin_2.JPG Boromir... I need to talk to you about your Disco skills

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...r_lorien_2.JPG *thinks to self* heeheehee I knew it, I win! *says aloud* Don't worry, Gandalf, we all know you are the Breakdancing King this side of Middle-Earth!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...senguard_8.JPG *flash back* Yes, I was pretty good. but I have come to tell you that your disco skills are too advanced for your own good! They will bring ruin to you!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...r_hollin_1.JPG Oh Gandalf, 'tis folly to say such a thing! I dance at you!! Prove you wrong, I shall!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ie_shire_3.jpg *squeals* Boromir! DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!

*at this moment, Rosie rushes to Boromir, knocking him over. Crys of help can be heard from Boromir!*

Boromir: *with rosie clawing at him* GANDALF!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...senguard_9.JPG No one can save you now, Boromir of Gondor!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...r_anduin_2.JPG *thinks to self b4 passing out*Crud! Why do these things always happen to me?!?!*passes out in boat*

ok..ok to stay on topic... add a caption to this! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...pin_bree_1.jpg

Anyone??

Frodo: Lookie! Chocolate!

Pippin (or whoever that is behind him): I'm allergic! *sobsob*

~Menelien

hmm yes I do think it's pippin.. hehe

Another one...

Frodo: Wow, Pip, look at that!

Pippin *doesn't notice Frodo*: I'm singing in the rain! Ooh, yayaya, raindrops!

Frodo: Merry, Sam, get some medical help please.

~Menelien

lol! good one

Frodo:What is that?

Merry:Its...ITs...Gandalf....dancing in his underwear!

Pippin:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Pippin: Look! I can catch a snowflake on my tongue!

Frodo: It's not snowing, Pippin! It's raining!

Pippin: Ohhhhh.....

Or...

Pippin: Who wants to bet I can catch a snowflake in my mouth?

Frodo: Twelve to one you can't!

Pip: YOU'RE ON!

Merry: *whispers* What a dolt...

Pippin: Heeelp meeee! I'm meeelting (again)!

Is it just me, or did that Elf on the previous page just get voted out on I'm a celebrity, get me out of here?

This is really Legolas Luver*1's sister, Lily B.
For "Tie Fondlers" pic
Liv: DIE ELIJAH! DIE! DIE!
Orlando: Liv, what're you doing?!
Liv: *tosses Elijah out of sight* Uhhh... Nothing!

Well that came out of NOWHERE....!

well that's very interesting.. but as I've said.. she's a tie-fondler [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] lol
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For the Frodo and Co. in the rain picture:

Frodo: "Did you hear that? That scream! It can only be the Black Riders!"

Merry: "No, Frodo, you're just standing on Pippin's toe."

For the tie fondling picture:
Liv: Ooooo, its a tie *starts to fondle tie*
Elijah: You stupid camera person! Why arn't you doing anything??? Can't you clearly see Liv is fondling my tie AGAIN??? *gag, choke, gag* [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...ve/pdvd068.jpg What is he looking at?

I'm betting he's looking at the peep taking the picture... and trying not to look at Liv, because everyone knows looking at Liv will turn one into stone.. oh wait that's a gorgon.. Same difference! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

ohhh stupid pic didn't load... lol well now that it did load! maybe he's looking at what bill did to his shampoo...

Funny, I was thinking that, too. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Gimli! Wake up!

lol you guys are hilarious! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

AHH stop reading my mind! lol just kidding [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I can read your mind.... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] and I know that there is currently a little hobbit named Frodo saving millions of pictures of himself into your computer, right at this very moment..... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...ry_shire_5.JPG

hmm... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Pippin! You've been eating beans again haven't you?!?!?!?!?!?! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Does that picture remind anyone else of Flubber?

For the Legolas one: I didn't know you could make ent-drught work backwards, Aragorn...

~Menelien

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...nandriders.jpg Horse: Man! Whoah! You stink! and ppl say horses smell... HA! I bet they havent caught a wiff of this guy! *cough, cough* How can Arwen like him?? (no offense to any Aragorn fans or Aragorn himself) [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

horse:Pardon me, Elessar.. but I must..must.. AHH-CHOOOOOOOO!

Aragorn:*sarcastic tone* horse snot.. gotta love it

hmm.. yes I am fully aware of that, and I've decided to capture Frodo, and take him as a pet... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] just kidding!

Whoa, whoa, let's try to keep it to at least one picture a day, hmm? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Alright, for the Legolas one:

"Awww, someone abandoned this infant piece of gum where someone could... ohhhh, I just killed it! I'm going to... to... *sniffle, tear*"

For Aragorn:

"Hey... that guy has a better horse than me. That's not fair. Who's the future king here?!"

Yes, I agree with Rynoah. You should only post a new picture after the previous picture has receiverd at LEAST 4 posts, or a day or two has passed.

Aragorn: Does this pose make me look manly?

Nice, Airehiriel. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]