Unfortunately, the person watching this movie, didn't like Boromir88 exploding. So he rewound it to the very first post of the thread...

(P.S.) It's still on fortunately.

A frresssh start.
 

Fortunately Gollum found something to eat in the Mines of Moria that wasn't stringy.

Unfortunately, the something that Gollum found to eat in the Mines of Moria that wasn't stringy gave him... well,.... a rather nasty sickness. :confused:

A "New" Begining
 

Fourtunately, that rather nassty sickness got passed on to the orcs and the Balrog.

Unfortunately, the virus made them super-powered zombies bent on taking the One Ring.

Fourtunately, those zombies were destroyed by Sauron because he thought they were to hideous to keep.

Ps: Welcom 1,000 Reader to the Downs!!! :D

Fortunatly the fellowship was chased by the balrog and the orcs, and they left gollum alone, (Who just went dancing on his way, singing a little ditty,... that i quote from memory,... and it goes a little somthin' like this...)))))

OOOOHHHH!!!!!!!

The stream and pool is nice and cool so juicy sweet!
We only wish
to catch a fish
so juicy sweeeeettt!!!!

sorry....

-The Captain



"What about their legs, they dont need those." -Grishnahk, Captain of the Dark Tower

Unfortunately the Balrog and orcs ran into Gollum, and the fellowship
escaped

Fourtunately, Gandalf still fell with the Balrog and eventually became Gandalf the White

Unfortunatly, Gandalf's cloak wasn't ironed, so he killed himself again.

Fourtunately, Aragorn ironed it before Gandalf decided to kill himself and Gandalf didn't kill himself.

Unfortunately Gandalf died when he hit the water so it took an extra two months for Gandalf and Gwaihir to find each other.

Fourtunately, Gandalf unfroze because he was burning with anger and Gwahir actually found him two months earlier.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . .during that two months, Sauron recovered the Ring and invaded Taniquetil.

Fortunately the invasion was quickly exterminated.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . the extermination was quickly invaded. :p

Fortunately this bantering between invasions and exterminations quickly fell

Unfortunately, there were more important things to worry about, since Morgoth had just kidnapped Varda.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . Varda knew kung fu.

Unfortunately, Morgoth resurected the Witch-King, who somehow defeated Varda with his coolness alone.

Fortunately, Varda happened to be drinking some hot cocoa and put a damper on the Witch-King's 'coolness' for good...

~ Aesthete

Unfortunately the cocoa contained thermite and melted Varda!

- - - - -

Go Brainiac!

Fortunately, a caravan got in the way! :D

Unfortunately it exploded with a pretty blue-white flame because there was a lead compound in it and so there was nothing to stop the thermite!

Except for a scowling purist of Varda's court, who fortunantly pointed out that thermite doesn't exist in middle earth.

Unfortunately, during the confusion, Sauron was making off with all of Varda's gold.

Fortunately, he had been caught up in the caravan explosion.

Unfourutnately, he got away, with the Ring!!!! :eek:

Fortunately, he decided to swallow the ring with a good glass of water, which unknown to him was coated with a high amount of formaldehyde, which immediately put him in a coma.

~ Aesthete

Unfortunately Varda was killed in the thermite explosion.

Fourtunately, the Valar can't be killed

Unfortunately Sauron recovered from his coma.

Fourutnately, Frodo put him into a permanent coma by throwing the Ring into Mount Doom.

Unfortunately, everyone was wrong about the ring all a long. It couldn't be destroyed by Mount Doom, it could only be destroyed if there was a machine built that could travel the speed of light, making everything go back in time to before the ring was made, or if that doesn't make sense a tub of pepto bismal.

Fourtunately, the liquid inside Mount Doom was infact pepto bismol.

unfortunately it was radioactive Pepto Bismal... hey i started Pepto Bismal on here!

Fourtunately, no one cared that Gil started Pepto Bismol on here. Besides, it wasn't radioactive, it wasn't even active. It was just plain Pepto Bismol.

Unfortunately Liquid Analyst Tester Boromir88 stepped in and ruled in favor of Gil-Galad declaring it to be radioactive pepto bismol.

Fourtunately, the radioactive tester didn't know what he was doing and therefor the Pepto Bismol wasn't radioactive.

Unfortunatly, Perky came with his spice rack and added poison to the pepto-(a)bismol, making it radioactive!