For the Legolas pic:

Legolas discovers too late that the oliphaunts had indeed come this way.

For the Merry pic:

Merry tries to set his VCR.

OR

Merry discovers WHY you're not supposed to microwave eggs.

For the Aragorn Pic:

ARAGORN- Oooh dear. Boromir and Gandalf are having disco competitions again.

Without me you probably wouldnt have known of him, I'm the one that found out he was saving pix of himself into your computer that day... who knew hobbits knew how to hack onto other peoples comptures? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

For the Legolas one: "Aragorn! Why are you petting the snail?!"(I know, it's bad)

For the Merry one: Pippin: "The washer just wasn't enough for you was it. Oh no, you had to go and fix the dryer too!"

For the Aragorn one: thinks to himself: "Why dosn't Gandalf have to use a saddle and I do?"

ok.. if you say so Alatariel, if you say so [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] lol

for the merry pic:
oh, so that's what they mean by nukes!

[ May 13, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]

For the Merry picture:

Merry: Wow! *hic* That Harbottle Old Peculiar certainly packs a punch.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...ornarwen_2.JPG

Arwen: *thinks* Dang! He's been eating onions again! I guess I shouldn't tell him his breath smells bad again. He didn't like it much last time.

Aragorn: *thinks* Wow, those onion burgers were great!

Aragorn: OK, who put the superglue on my forehead?
Pippin: (offscreen) *snicker*
Arwen: (mutters) Fool of a Took!

Arwen(slowyl) Um aragorn? I think you have something on your nose.
Aragorn-What?
Arwen-Hold reeeaaly still...it might be a bug or something
Aragorn-Get it off, get it off!

Ok, that was lame, i know....^.^'

Arwen: 'My word, he wasn't kidding when he said he hadn't washed his hair in two months!'
Peace

Arwen: Aragorn, you know that to comunicate with your mind you don't have to be, um, touching foreheads right?

Lame, I know, I'm sick, give me a break.

Eowyn: Someone seriously needs to brush their teeth! Gross!

Eowyn:Hey! That's not Aragorn!

ok.. that made hardly any sense,cents, nor scents.. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Eowyn: "Must... concentrate...on..wall....
Random Person: "Eowyn, what are you doing?"
Eowyn: "Trying to stare at the wall.."
RP: "Why?"
E: "If I do I'll be mysterious... and Aragorn will want me more! You know, people than Arwen the incredibly bulimic elf can look sexy and mysterious! I can too.. (This continues on for hours)
RP: *Thinks to self* Oh Eru not this again!
[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Eowyn: 'Must...kill...Muffin...of Doom!'
Peace

Eowyn, a little delusional from killing someone already, speaks to the wall: What did you say to me?! What did you just call me? I have a sword, and I will cut off your head! Don't ever speak to me so again! I already have blood on my hands, don't think I won't hesitate to add your blood to them!

Random Person walks by: Alrighty then.

[ May 15, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Éowyn: HOLY CRAP! The giant mushrooms are attacking!

*muuuhahahahehe* You guys make my sides hurt... its distressing that I cant really be funny on purpose, I have never had that gift! It’s always when I do something stupid and embarrassing people find me funny! All these Crazy Captions prove that cleaver readers (who know the right books to read [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]), are not boring but really humorous to...

Eowyn-Eeew eew eeew, thats gross looking! I knew it wasnt a good idea to hide from the nazgul in the outhouse!
*reads over post and winces* my patheticosity scares even me....

AAAAA! Its going to eat meeee! heeeelp!

Aragorn develops a nasty case of 'orc shoulder' and resorts to self-amputation.

Aragorn *to himself* come on Elessar, stay calm.. just take the sword, and push the orcs off.. you're a king you ninny, they can't hurt you! Try not to cry.. just look the other way!

Knowing that Saruman had mixed his Uruk-Hai warriors with Gorgons, Aragorn took extra precautions when going around corners in Helm's Deep and made sure to use his sword as a mirror.

Can someone tell me how to post a picture? When I right click, paste is not an option, unless im pasting words. Help?!
~nat~

Arwen, use the image thingy at the bottom of the text box, like the quote thing.
Right. That wasnt helpful at all, was it?

You have to have the URL of the picture. To do this (if you're a Windows user), right-click on the picture and select "Properties" from the drop-down menu. Copy the URL, then go to the post composition page.

Make the tag [ IMG] (without the space between the bracket and "IMG") and paste the URL. Close the tag with [ /IMG] (again without the space). Then post it! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Aragorn and Arwen shot

Rivendell Bully #1: Eh! Come on ye prat!

Arwen: *very tersely* Just ignore them.

Rivendell Bully #2: Yah Aragorn! Come on! And bring your dishy bird with ye! Hey slapper!

Arwen: Take a deep breath. You’re better than they are. That’s right ... deep breaths ... good.


Eowyn shot

Eowyn: Oh—my—god—


Last but not least- Aragorn shot

Aragorn: Where are they?

Screen director #2: *whispers* They’re right by your arm

Aragorn: Are you mad? They can’t *sees miniature orcs* —uh, PJ?

PJ: CUT!!! Alright, Szalinski!! Somebody get me Szali— *sees him* --Wayne! What have you done with the orcs?! Get your machine out here and fix them please. Sorry about that Aragorn...


-Maikafanawen

[ May 16, 2003: Message edited by: maikafanawen ]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...deagol%202.jpg
Smeagol and Deagol

Smeagol: Wait, I see somthing written on it, right there...
I think it is in some foreign language...
Deagol: Maybe that is where it came from, is it in some form of elvish
Smeagol: If I understand right, I think it says "CHINA"
Deagol: I've never heard of that

Deagol: Hey, wow! Check this out!

Smeagol: (thinking) There's a bug on his head.

Deagol: It's so... so precious! I wonder where it came from?

Smeagol: (thinking) That sure is a big bug....

Deagol: And it's so shiny! Pretty!

Smeagol: (thinking still!) Maybe if I just reached up and swatted it....

Smeagol: Dude!! Thats my Ring!

For the Merry one:

*After incorrectly pronouncing Green Dragon--which sounded much more like Queen Drag Inn--while using Floo powder, Merry finds himself in a not-so-nice part of Middle Earth. He looks above him to see a sign that reads 'Drag Queen Inn'. He then gives the appropriate reaction...*

Merry: Haldir? GANDALF? CELEBORN?? What tha--AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

-Maikafanawen

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnyp...ieldmaiden.jpg hahahaha

Hey people, I got a question.
I've been reading through those two threads and I noticed there are so many posts where there is a comment to a picture, and then following a "I know it's lame" or "forgive me, I'm not good at this" or "ok, it's late today". I remember that I did that myself once, but thinking of it, I wonder why you post anyway, if you think that your comment sucks?
If you like it, post it, if not, think of another, and then post that one instead of confessing that it sucks anyway.

It's just a suggestion, I don't want to make anyone angry.

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Can't fault your logic there, Balin.

Aragorn picture:

Aragorn strikes his most heroic pose for the box of the new cereal Tiny Orc Puffs. Each box packs a tiny punch! Buy Tiny Orc Puffs today!

Smeagol and Deagol picture:

Deagol: Ooooohh, it's so pretty.

Smeagol: (secretly schemeing to get his hands on it) Oh, it's not that great, I has one just likes it at my place.

Deagol: So, I bet it's not as shiny as this one!
Smeagol: Oh, yessss, it's even more shiny in fact. I'll let you have my purty shiny one if you lets me have this dull, stupid one.

Deagol: Hmmmmmm...

Legolas picture:

Legolas' life long ambition has finally been realized after 3000 years. Enough of this manly tramping around the wild, getting dirty and smelly! Legolas was joining the ballet!

[ May 19, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

When Legolas came out as a cross-dresser, he did it in his own unique way.