Fortunatly, Gimli fell through the center of the earth, and fell out into Numenor

Unfourtunately, Numenor was under water and so Gimli drowned.

Fortunately it rose back to the surface and Gimli was fine, but he had a Pet Dinosaur named ________ and they went on their merry adventures together

Unfourtunately, the pet dinosaur named_________ ate Gimli.

Fortunatly, Gimli cloned himself back in Valinor, so the clone activated

Unfourtunately, protesters battered the clone to death.

Foutunately, they all got scared away by Gandalf, who was(of course) uncloaked. :eek:

Unfortunatly, Perky forgot what exactly was so scary about Gandalf being uncloaked, so all the people came back to lynch the clones!

Foutunately, Tom Bombadill and a Balrog came by and everyone ran after them to find out who they were and if they had wings.

Unfortunately, the Balrog ate Tom and everyone else.

EDIT: This is my 1000th post! Woo hoo!!

Fourtunately, the Balrog didn't like the fact that he ate Bombadil, even if his singing was annoying, so, since Bombadil was the first person he ate, he spit everyone out agian.

Unfortunately, most of them were half chewed

Fortunately Gothmog (The pink orc) had buddies to hang out with now.

Unfortunatly, he too was turned into a Maia, and was whisked off to Valinor, where he read poetry to the Vanyar

fortunately it was good poetry so Gothmog never bothered anyone again

Unfortunately, Eru became sick of poetry, he said it stirred up too much emotion and expelled Gothmog to Elba and anyone else who dared write/tell poetry.

Fourtunately, he left me in Doriath cause he rather liked my poetry. (if you wonder why I put my name in there, it's because my screename stands for poet, soooo.....)

Unfortunately, Glirdan was turned into a giant slug and could no longer write poetry.

Fortunately, Glirdan the giant slug could still talk and told Gothmog what to write. Poetry lives!

Unfortunetely, he could talk, but only in slugish, which Gothmog could not understand. Poetry dies! :p

Fourtunately, Gothmog bought a Slug translation book and was able to translate everything I said. Poetry Lives!!! :p

Unfortunately Eru smote Glirdan the slug, no more poetry.

Fortunately this was the full and complete end of the matter, as everyone had mroe important things to worry about, such as where Gandalf had got to this time!

Unfortunately Gandalf was striking a deal with Sauron to destroy all of Middle-earth.

Fortunately, they both spontaneously combusted.

Unfortunatly, Gandalf still had Narya, so the fire didnt' effect him. However, the fire did effect his cloths, and he became uncloaked :eek:

Fortunately Eru thought of the childeren and Smote Gandalf

Unfortunately, Gandalf was smite-proof.

Fortunatly, he wasn't smote proof, and so Eru smote him upon the mountain

Unfourtunately, he needed Gandalf to destroy the last Balrog of Morgoth, so he let him live.

Fortunately, Gandalf had to fight the Balrog right at that moment, and in the end Gandalf killed the Balrog but died soon after.

Unfortunately, a Dragon came to the shire and there was no Gandalf to stop it!

Fortunately, there were Anti-ballistic Dragon hobbit units to stop it.

Unfortunately, the Dragon was not a ballistic Dragon, so they were powerless to stop it!

Fortunatly, it turned out to be a firework set off by Merry and Pippin!

Unfortunately the firework started a fire, witch burned down all of Hobbiton

Fortunately, Nienna cared deeply for the Shire, and cried, restoring Hobbiton back to it's time before the fire.

Unfortunatly, Nienna was the valar who mentored Gandalf, so she send him into the homes of the hobbiton children...UNCLOAKED :eek:

Fortunately, Gandalf strangely transforms into a frog whenever he uncloaks himself.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . Balrogs eat frogs.