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Q: Did Sauron ever really need the Ring or was he just trying to get a new career in Jewellery making? |
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Who was Saruman? |
Saruman
Shady And Really Unhappy Mean Annoying Nerd Saruman is a neerd who was such a big fan of gandalf he copied him and then became leader of the local D&D club Why does Leglas love his hair |
Why does Legolas love his hair?
It conceals the bizarre tattoo he got on his scalp as youthful elf (in his early 200's). Why are hobbits afraid of the water? |
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Why are the Nazghul afraid of water? (yes, I'm stealing from you Rikae, hope you don't mind) |
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Q: Why did Tom Bombadill sing all the time? |
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Q: Why did Meduseld have a golden roof? |
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Q: Why did Aragorn use several different aliases? |
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Why didn't anyone ride donkeys in Middle-Earth? |
thy did The Black steeds were actually donkeys
Where do hobbits come from? |
Q. Where do hobbits come from?
A. Ah, the story here is almost as it is with fairies - hobbits come from hobbies. Each time a human takes up new hobby, somewhere out there hobbit pops out of the air into existence. Unfortunately, they die the same way - each time a human abandons a hobby, a hobbit dissapears with a plop... alas... Q. Always wondered, what are real means of waking up drunken goblins, leaving aside elves singing? |
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Are there tomatoes in Middle-earth? |
Q. Are there tomatoes in Middle-earth?
Not any more. There were some brought from Numenor, but most were eaten up by the Last Alliance during Great Siege, and the last one has been squashed at Sauron's face by joint effort of Elendil and Isildur (you see, weapons broken et al, they have had nothing more suitable handy). In memory of the event (as he was lucky and noone destroyed his Precious), Sauron has chosen Single Red Squashed Tomato for a badge. But orkses are uncultured and uneducated folk, never coming to know particulars of vegetable-growing, so they've thought it was Single Red Eye. Q. There are some things money can't buy. What is for everything else in ME? |
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Who is the Necromancer? |
Who is the Necromancer?
Allison DuBois. Q: Why was Sauron embodied as a huge eye? |
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Q: Who did Trebeard like better? Merry, or Pippin? |
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Which brings me to a question... Q: Did Ents ever look like Christmas trees? |
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Q: Why did Roäc have a bald spot? |
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Daughter you technically had your post up first, so it's your question next. If you have an answer for Volo's...that seems to work the best. Then put your question up again. :) or whatevers
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Why did Roäc have a bald spot?
He wanted to emulate the American Bald Eagle, ignorant of the fact that they aren't actually bald. And... Q: Did Ents ever look like Christmas trees? A: Yes. In fact, that's where the Entwives went. You see, many of Santa's elves rebelled against their master after Christmas went missing, and swore a deadly oath to regain Christmas from whomsoever took it from them (incidentally it was the Grinch), and Santa did not have enough elves to go around. So he enslaved the Entwife populace and stuck 'presents' underneath them, and cut them down to make all his wooden toys. Mean old person. Why didn't the Valar just forgive the Noldor after Feanor died and killed off Morgoth earlier? |
Q: Why didn't the Valar just forgive the Noldor after Feanor died and killed off Morgoth earlier?
A: Because they were waiting for Venus to come. Q: Who can stand against both Sauron and Saruman? |
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Q: Why did the Mumak cross the Harad-Road? |
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Q: What was it with the Haradrim and face-paint? |
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Q: howcome Ents, living for thousands of years and always drinking Ent draughts did not grow to unfathomable heights? (after all, if Merry and Pippin grew noticeably after only a few drinks, what could a few ages of drinking do to an Ent?) |
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Q: Why did Turin kill himself? |
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Q: How'd Gandalf go from being "the Grey" to being "the White" again? |
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Q: Why did Pippin look into the palantir? |
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Q: Why is there no mention of female orcs? |
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Q: What was the One Ring really made of? |
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Q: Why did Feanor burst into flames when he died? |
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Q: How did they know when all the ages ended? |
Q. How did they know when all the ages ended?
A. Big counter in the sky went to zero and stopped there Q. Were there schools in the Shire? |
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Q: Was there ever an uprising, or a popular dissatisfaction, against the reign of Aragorn in the Shire? |
Q: Was there ever an uprising, or a popular dissatisfaction, against the reign of Ara
A:i guess there would be after all they didnt get to vote on it
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Q: Why didn't Frodo marry? |
orignally posted by Thinlomien
Q: Why didn't Frodo marry? A: he had a love affiar with sam Q:why dont they use guns |
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Q: What did Denethor really keep in the Tower? |
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Q: Did balrogs have wings? |
Did Balrogs have wings?
They did, until Pippin and Denethor cut them off and ate them. Did the river folk have beards? |
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