The Barrow Downs: There'll be punch and pie

The Barrow Downs:

- It's like gambling, but with even less hope of winning -

- Not Going to Take Over The World -

- Better than being forced to watch Barney for three straight days -

The Barrow Downs:

- Home of the sequipedial skeletons.
- " " " putrid punsters.
- " " " fighting fermentations...?

- What hath we... rot?

The Barrow Downs
 

- Seriously?

- Seriously.

Random Titles on clearance......
 

The Barrow Downs pwn everything

In fact, the Barrow Downs pwn at life....er death? :confused:

The Barrow-Downs: Bringing Tolkien Back To Life

or more practically and less punnily:

The Barrow-Downs: Strictly Tolkien

The Barrowdowns: I see dead people.

"We're Wights of the Round Table!
Our show are formidable . . ."

Monty Python and Serious Cat... A pity an uncloaking Gandalf and Mt. Zoom aren't included as wel.... :D

This is terrible and I might even have done it before
 

The Barrow Downs: When you have been dead 100 years, you only just started being dead!

The Barrow Downs:
Banned by most of the world.

Bump...
 

I think some of these slogans may require a slight change of logo. For the following...

The Barrow Downs:
Beyond Time and Space!

I recommend...

http://i15.tinypic.com/8an2tkz.jpg

Any one who gets this joke can have a million groats.

May I rather have an inflatable robot cat, please? :D

Ah! That is such a cool logo. I'll take those groats if I may, considering we're watching Doctor Who right at this moment. :D

The Barrow Downs...
 

"Generating nonsense since 1872"

"Communism that works."

"Only £19.95!"

"Pay nothing for 3 years!"

"Don't feed the Saucepan."

helping to revive a good ol' thread
 

The barrow downs: One of your 5 a day,
The barrow downs: Part of a healthy, balanced diet
The barrow downs: the place no sane person dare venture,
The barrow downs: May contain nuts
The barrow downs: Free with every £1000 donated
The barrow downs: Madness! Maddness! these are the barrow downs!
The barrow downs: Read manual before use
The barrow downs: Danger! Use with caution!
The barrow downs: Using your life to bring Tolkien back
The barrow downs: Pay the £20000 and we might let you out... unscathed... maybe slight damage... bleeding... with a broken leg... dead... As a wight... forget it- Once you've got here you won't want to leave *presses knife against back*
The barrow downs: You look pale and Wight
The barrow downs: Wight is the new black

That could explain the occasional appearances of skwerlz...
:D

This is an amazing thread

And just a mall contribution:

The Barrow Downs: Don't get a life, get a death!

Or...

-Oh, get a life!

-No. get death

or even...

Got death?
(like got milk)

or even still...

The Barrow-Downs- better than a cemetery!

Fantastic! :D

The Barrow Downs:
Can't say we didn't warn you.

OR

The Barrow Downs:
Better than Acid in the Eyes.

But shouldn't it be -

"The Barrow-Downs - we ARE a cemetery!"?


If we were an auction site, we'd be for mor-bid!

If we were an orthodontist, we'd be plague-free!

If we were agricultural, we'd grow corn-on-macabre! (Yes actually, it is possible, we gruesome before!)

If we dealt in perishable goods, they'd be expired!

If we played sports, we'd...nah, I'll pass on that one.

Cemetery for a little while, but cemetery...forever.

Corn growing on Mac's and mine own graves? I like the idea.

The barrow-downs: Visit the world's only corn grown on McCaber
The barrow-downs: Be hookbilled by a Goomba
The barrow-downs: free for all paying customers

I hope this thread doesn't die soon
 

The barrow downs: Don't get a life, get an account
(sorry again hookbill) The barrow downs: We'll hookbill your goomba

and finally (sorry hookbill, but your name fits so well):

Hookbill, Hookbill, Hookbill of the BDF, Hookbill, Hookbill, Hookbill of the BD, BD, BD, Hookbill of the BDF: Its a man's (and woman's) job on the Barrow Downs Forum.

(if you don't get that look here)




That fits so well, I might use it for my TV advert.

The barrow downs: your life away from life

I think this on is it! :D Right on Eönwë.

The Barrow Downs: Your shortcut to infinate death.

The Barrow downs: get a real fake death

The Barrow Downs:
Eating Babies since 1418.

The Barrow Downs:
Not cannibalistic.

The Barrow Downs:
Mashing up our neighbours.

The Barrow downs:
Definitely not cannibals.

The Barrow Downs:
We chew your brain.

The Barrow Downs:
Seriously, we're not cannibals!

The Barrow Downs: totally Wight-washed.

The Barrow Downs: The reason why Tolkien was banned in 1952

Lose wight with the Barrow Downs "I lost 5 stones"

The Barrow Downs:

- It's a mystery

- You wouldn't get it

- We were like you once... Long ago-

- End of story -

- Where you can't be serious -

-Forget about life, get death
-Where life and death are the same thing
-The only place where skin is an A-class drug
-We promise we won't Hookbill yer Goomba. really.

And finally:

That meat you see on that spit is not a human. Trust me. We aren't cannibals! We aren't cannibals! We really aren't. Believe me. Mmm.. you look tasty.

The Downs have no sanity! The Downs need no sanity!

The Barrow Downs:

- Where double posters are burned alive.

- Makes you feel all tingly inside

- You may pass.

- Printed on High Quality Paper

The Barrow Downs: Argh! It crashed on me!

edit:

or:

The Barrow-Downs: We never sleep

The Barrowdowns!
- Now comes with six new shades! ( :p )
- Offering pestilence, pool, and lawn service to all members.
- "Spineless" does NOT mean without character.

or:

Our Wights come in six new shades

I am so sorry if any of these have been used before
 

The Barrow Downs
- Taste a bit like chicken
- Because a llama was too expensive
- The wildest thing to hit Sweden since Gustav Vasa

(Get ready to groan, this has to be one of my worst yet.)

The Barrowdowns: Middle Earth's Hill of Wights

If you hated that, you'll loathe this one!

The Barrowdowns: I Love Wight!