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The Elf-warrior 06-09-2005 06:39 PM
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The best corse of action...
"corse" is an archaic word for corpse. How appropriate for Tol-in-Gaurhoth.

Estelyn Telcontar 08-22-2005 01:01 PM
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Mordor a name so fowl
Apparently the enemies chickened out!

Estelyn Telcontar 09-01-2005 01:13 PM
This has to be on purpose, doesn't it?!
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the acting is so wooden the audience must be board.

Bergil 10-20-2005 02:49 PM
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I have an excuse, that I hope will bare with two witnesses...
rated-R legal practices?

Bergil 10-21-2005 06:40 PM
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Clean up on isle 4
trouble in the shipyards?

Estelyn Telcontar 12-02-2005 02:35 PM
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Gollum finds out that his long journey to the North Poll was in vain as it turns out Penguins live in the South Poll.
Fordim must be listing his polls by directions so we can find the right one!

Estelyn Telcontar 04-30-2006 08:05 AM
A story that, fortunately, does not end in a watery grave...
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...as none of you have spent hours pouring over my autobiography...

Estelyn Telcontar 12-19-2006 10:15 PM
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Hear is my reply
Hmmm, I suppose one must have specialized computer technic to be able to hear posts instead of reading them?

The Saucepan Man 01-13-2007 10:50 AM
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Therefor Gondor was going to bare the brunt of Sauron's attack.
It's a little know fact that the real reason for the withdrawal of Mordor's hordes from the Pelennor was pure embarrassment at their nakedness ...

The Might 01-13-2007 11:45 AM
This one I really don't like:

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good idear!

the guy who be short 01-15-2007 03:35 PM
iDear (n.) Alternative mp3-player which plays only a variety of animal sounds, judged by its advanced technology to suit your particular mood at the time.

Estelyn Telcontar 01-26-2007 01:06 PM
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Trudging threw the snow and making a path with his bear hands
Beornomir in a snowball fight?

Estelyn Telcontar 08-23-2007 03:45 AM
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knitpicky
The way one handles a sweater after washing?

Estelyn Telcontar 02-27-2008 03:19 PM
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fairy tails
Huh? I don't remember that kind of fairy...

Estelyn Telcontar 03-01-2008 03:10 AM
Not really a homophone, but definitely more than a typo:
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(they) ...plodded their troths to them
Yes, marriage commitment can be a long, slow walk... ;)


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